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Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
July 11 2011 11:34 GMT
#1
Heya TL

Just gonna share this little story of mine. I went out saturday night after a long day of geeking out with some friends at the university. Had a bunch of fun playing L4D and League of Legends (No SC2 geeks there unfortunately). Anyhow my coworkers/friends has a nasty habit of hijacking eachothers facebook and changing stuff for punishing people when not logging off/locking the computers. Soooooo I went out drinking that day totally unaware that my facebook status had been set to "Interested in: Men" instead of females. The info box had the following information: "Flaming Gay" and was quite off to say the least lol.

Completely unaware I went clubbing for a few hours despite lacking on sleep. I hit the first bar, empty as hell. Proceeed to a new place that is packed and get some tequila shots then concur that I don't like the music nor atmosphere. I wander a bit around the streets observing drunk people. I finally return to the first bar skipping the queue to already having paid entry for the night. I go inside get a beer and start chatting up two girls who arrives at the bar around the same time. I hit it off with one of the girls and it's all good. I head home later and she writes me a text message after having found my facebook profile.

"I am very confused after the signals you gave me last night, it says on your profile that you are gay. What the hell !!!"

Hilarity ensues.

***
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FlaminGinjaNinja
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom879 Posts
July 11 2011 11:46 GMT
#2
Thats the best you can hope for when you leave yourself logged in. At least they didn't sign you up for a load of "i love men" and "im a big gay" pages on there as well, and then message a bunch of your male friends flirting with them.......
GinjaNinja.661 EU I'd like to thank my sh*t keyyboard for always messing up my 'Y's
MudkipSEA`
Profile Joined June 2011
Singapore67 Posts
July 11 2011 12:08 GMT
#3
Hahaha! Well, at least they didn't write on profiles of people in your friend list. That's the worse.
"Ohh ohh ahhh imba repair" - oGsMC
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
July 11 2011 12:33 GMT
#4
On July 11 2011 21:08 MudkipSEA` wrote:
Hahaha! Well, at least they didn't write on profiles of people in your friend list. That's the worse.


They do that sometimes :O I really need to learn to lock my computer when leaving lol!
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TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
July 11 2011 12:36 GMT
#5
All in good fun. Could definitely be worse!
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
July 11 2011 12:54 GMT
#6
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FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
July 11 2011 13:10 GMT
#7
On July 11 2011 21:54 krndandaman wrote:
at least they didnt change your profile picture to a picture of a penis.

goodness im lucky I didn't get banned from facebook after not seeing it for a good 30 minutes.


LOL that made me rofl, that actually happened?
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
July 11 2011 13:11 GMT
#8
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Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
July 11 2011 13:20 GMT
#9
On July 11 2011 21:54 krndandaman wrote:
at least they didnt change your profile picture to a picture of a penis.

goodness im lucky I didn't get banned from facebook after not seeing it for a good 30 minutes.


Hahahah :D I know how Im gonna get my revenge now lol!
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Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
July 11 2011 13:25 GMT
#10
I think you got off pretty easy if all they changed was your sexual orientation...

Still, status changes are pretty common around here if you leave yourself logged in. A few friends also have the tendency to change one's homepage to meatspin and mess with Word's autocorrect options...

Actually one day I came back to my room one day and my computer was in Linux. That one took the cake!
Tommylew
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Wales2717 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-11 13:31:50
July 11 2011 13:30 GMT
#11
my god, my girlfriend hijacked me writing all this stuff, she then left hers logged in and I totally runined her back, best piece and quiet I had in like 48 hours as she the wasnt speaking to me as I went to far? wtf lol

Anyway rememeber me and my work colleagues use to do this ALL the time and as the boss didnt know that we worked out how to get on the internet no one could complain. The amount of complaints people use to getfor the use of language and inappropiate statuts got a lot of people rightly pissed off espcailly when they had girlfriends. lol

I think you got off quite luckily lol
Live and Let Die!
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-11 15:16:28
July 11 2011 13:43 GMT
#12
Well I know it's rather minor, but still caught me by surprise! Usually I change peoples homepages to Mylittlepony.com or something like that. So when they need to open a browser and a client is standing behind teh awkwardness springs forth!
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Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
July 11 2011 13:47 GMT
#13
Oh lol, danes do that alot. Especially in high schools computers are not to be left alone

I know a guy who gets faceraped every day in his school, half fun half weird :o
In the woods, there lurks..
Stenstyren
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden619 Posts
July 11 2011 13:49 GMT
#14
Faceraping has become so common that people do not really react to what you write on facebook anymore if it's weird.

Good facerapes:
Changing relationship statuses (ending relationships)
Sending friendrequests to people you know the guy does not want to be friends with (parents etc.)

The rest of them are fairly obvious, if you for example write a silly status people are just going to assume it's a facerape.
St3baS
Profile Joined June 2010
South Africa5 Posts
July 11 2011 14:02 GMT
#15
I left my facebook logged in at home while I went out... Much to my dismay my brothers found it and changed my status and things... I was refreshing my facebook profile from my phone and removing statuses as they were put up... Some of these included :

- "Vodka makes my bum sore"
- "My new years resolution is to stop drinking vodka as it makes my bum sore"
- "Never drinking vodka again... I cant sit down"

Pretty much anything to do with vodka and its effect on my ass.
Hahaha, all for fun though... I have since gotten my revenge.
bleh
Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
July 11 2011 14:05 GMT
#16
Messing with people's facebook profiles is awesome. I once made some guy a fan of rope, bondage, duct tape, and fascism. Then I liked everything on some girls status going back several months. Lulz ensued.
Dirkzor
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Denmark1944 Posts
July 11 2011 14:58 GMT
#17
Best facerape i've ever seen was a friends status saying: "I'm going to be a dad!" and nothing more. He was in a semi-serious ralationship so everyone simple accepted the fact. =)
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TOP AGAIN???? HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS????" -Julmust (also, thats what she said)
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
July 11 2011 15:04 GMT
#18
Guys the term is "Fraped", not "Faceraped" -_-
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Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
July 11 2011 15:13 GMT
#19
On July 12 2011 00:04 emperorchampion wrote:
Guys the term is "Fraped", not "Faceraped" -_-


What a lame term lol, never heard that before.
http://www.twitch.tv/advocadosc2
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
July 11 2011 22:21 GMT
#20
On July 12 2011 00:13 Advocado wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2011 00:04 emperorchampion wrote:
Guys the term is "Fraped", not "Faceraped" -_-


What a lame term lol, never heard that before.

Same, we say faceraped everytime where i come from, though it might be a danish romanization
In the woods, there lurks..
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