EPT
Part 1
Part 2: Zerg Life Form Detected
Current Situation:
1 Command Center
2 Supply Depots
1 Barracks
Private Williams: MIA during scouting mission
You have decided to let the zergling in to see what he wants!
You command the adjutant to lower the supply depot while you have the men gather around to welcome him into the base camp. As the depot settles the zergling pounces in, trampling several civilians and charges towards the mineral line! A marine steps out of the barracks and sprints after the zergling firing wildly. Bullets rip through the zergling and as the kill shot is just about to leave the barrel, his C-14 rifle gets knocked out of his hands.
"Hold your fire private!" shouts Lieutenant Thorzain, "That zergling is no threat" and sure enough the zergling veers to the watering hole and begins to drink. As the men gather round the zergling begins to become noticeably agitated and so you order away the men so that you, the Lieutenant, and the marine are the only three trying to make contact with this life form.
"What do you think it wants?" asks the marine
"To survive obviously, but we are going to have to communicate with it somehow" remarks the lieutenant.
"Why don't you just ask me?"
"WHAT THE FUCK SIR! IT TALKED!" Shouts the marine preparing his rifle again
"So did you and based on the brains you've shown so far, I'd say that is more surprising," quips the zergling. As the marine prepares to fire at the zergling again, you order him away in order to keep relations with this unique zergling on good terms.
"Well then...who...or what are you and why are you able to speak, no known zerg besides the Queen of Blades have the capacity to communicate with us. Please explain yourself" you ask of the zergling.
"My name is Garawragtt, but please, you may call me Greg. I have been on this planet since my hatching, and though I have heard stories of the Terran Dominion I must thank you for your kindness."
"As long as you don't eat any of my men in their sleep, we will remain on good terms. If not, eventually we will have a tank to fire you out of into that wall"
"Understood. As for how I came to be in my current state. A few months ago I was scouting with my twin brother Garawaragtu and we came across a Protoss encampment. They captured us, experimented on us, and imbued us with the ability to speak. Unfortunately, my brother died during our escape and so I am the only one of my kind"
Poll: Do You Believe the Zergling?
Trust the zergling and prepare marines and mauraders for the Protoss! (10)
67%
Its a zerg trick! Prepare Marines and hellions for the incoming zerg attack! (5)
33%
15 total votes
Its a zerg trick! Prepare Marines and hellions for the incoming zerg attack! (5)
15 total votes
Your vote: Do You Believe the Zergling?
(Vote): Trust the zergling and prepare marines and mauraders for the Protoss!
(Vote): Its a zerg trick! Prepare Marines and hellions for the incoming zerg attack!
Poll: What do you do with the Zergling
Invite him to be free inside the base (11)
73%
Lock him in a holding cell for now (4)
27%
15 total votes
Lock him in a holding cell for now (4)
15 total votes
Your vote: What do you do with the Zergling
(Vote): Invite him to be free inside the base
(Vote): Lock him in a holding cell for now
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