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A Series of Starts and Ends

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Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
June 01 2011 01:39 GMT
#1
Just some random starts and ends...

I’d always known that she had hoped that one day she might be able to fly. I never imagined how she would accomplish that though until today.

Pluto, his dog has run away. He follows the trail out onto the road and is hit by a car.

A dead body lies on the ground in a pool of blood.

Two hooded figures meet in a dark forest, rain pouring down and lightning smashing into the floor around them. A bag is passed between them, and then they both disappear into the shadows of the forest.

A general plans to sweep every country in the world under his feet like specks of dust. But before he is able to even begin, he is assassinated in his own room. He is never seen or heard again.

Vampires have taken over the world, vampires that feed on thoughts. So I was told, “Think stupid thoughts, or one day you’ll be fed on till not a single thought remains in your head.”

If you could only understand why I did what I did, you would see that everything I did was justified. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good.

It takes a daring group to accomplish a daring task, the prophecy said. So I always imagined that we would be the ones to steal the dragon’s treasure.

I can’t believe it. We’ve created a way to travel back in time! Wait, what’s that? Who are you? What, kill me? Why?

a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 + a^2 = a^2 + ab
2a^2 = a^2 + ab
2a^2 – 2ab = a^2 + ab – 2ab
2a^2 – 2ab = a^2 – ab
2(a^2 – ab) = 1(a^2 – ab)
2 = 1

The other day I went to the bank, and you wouldn’t believe what I saw.

A blinding flash and a loud bang erupted in the middle of our classroom.

I was stuck in the elevator with Barney the dinosaur, and do you know what I did?

Everything is circumstantial, including this logical statement and logic.

He never had the chance to become anyone. He could have been great, he could have been a legend, but now all he is, is another frog in a pond.

The day the first spaceship appeared was the last day I ever ate rice.

I couldn’t think of what to write, so I started writing whatever I thought of. Soon enough, I had a series of starts and ends.

The scariest day I remember is that time I first tried to speak in front of a group.

Then the sun exploded, and all was still.

I was dreaming of finally finishing my project, when another awesome idea struck me.
And so my story never ended, and even though I never got close to finishing, I was still satisfied.

I’ll always regret never doing that until the day I die.

Fire, it always comes back to the cleansing fire of the gods. Wherever I go I can never escape it.

If yesterday is but a memory and today is just a dream. What is tomorrow? A reverie?

To control the elements you must first eat a bag of flaming hot cheetos because they are awesome.

I can’t believe how much procrastination has harmed my life. That first day I didn’t do my homework at home but before class started was the first step. I never would have imagined I would have grown to procrastinate so much that I would…

Today was the day I either became vastly popular or sat with the nerds everyday for lunch. Today was the day that I would try to get onto the varsity basketball team.

My mind always wanders too much, and I'm very clumsy, so I was greatly surprised when the test I took which would determine my occupation told me that I was best suited for the army.

I’m so hungry I could eat a whale I said. I’d never imagine that my father would actually order a whale.

I’d always wanted to end with a bang. No matter what happened, people would definitely remember my name. I’d either be the most devious, evil villain that ever lived, or the very foolish simpleton that never got anywhere.

Hard work will always get you far, just never as far as I wanted to go. In order to get there I would have to resort to every dirty trick in the book: blackmail, bribery, larceny and maybe even a bit of hacking. If I didn’t, who knows if I would win the class election?

I’ve always been a stickler for rules. I would never jaywalk or lie until I met that devil, which is now known as my little sister.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I’m stuck in my computer someone GET ME OUT. I want to see the light of day.

One ghost or another is always haunting me. I swear it’s true. A ghost put the cheat notes in my jacket, a different ghost stole Jennifer’s cookies and put them in my bag, and another ghost shot him!

Who’s crazy? I’m not crazy. He’s crazy though, I’m sure you can tell. What? He’s my psychiatrist that I turned crazy! Never. I would never try to turn someone crazy unless he was my psychiatrist.

I fell in love with her at first sight. I never would have imagined that she was actually an evil sorceress bent on taking over the world.

He died from laughter and cheese puffs. Laughter, and cheese puffs.

If one plus one equaled three and two plus two equaled seven, what would three plus three equal to? Elephant.

/@#1$%^!*$^*?>2.23.ag2][|1`132+=-__//??? Kill me, I'm bored.
(Slash, at, pound, one, dollar sign, percentage, to the power of, exclamation point/factorial, times, dollar sign, star, question mark, greater than, two, period, two, three, dot, a, g, two, left bracket, right bracket, horizontal straight line, one, dash, one, three, two, plus, equals, minus, underscore, vertical straight line, slash, slash ??? happy face : Kill me, I'm bored.)

I laughed at fan boys too until I fell in love with Starcraft 2. Oh, and if you think about the game, you lose the game, so I just lost the game and you did too.

I thought that maybe I should organize myself, until I realized how much effort that would take. Five minutes? A whole five minutes? Why, in that time I could... do something cool I guess.

And so he died, without a single friend or another loving soul to comfort him, alone, in the darkness, wet, depressed, and as a clown, the lowest common denominator in the universe.

Why so serious? The cat said to the mouse.

The world all cheered that the end was coming. The audience did too.

The End.

Not.

One last thought: Thought.
Hey! That rhymes. All right, this is the end this time.


FIGHT APATHY... or don't
RoTaNiMoD
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States558 Posts
June 01 2011 04:29 GMT
#2
So weird. But I read it.

Dey-doe-dey doe-dey doe dey doe, dey-doe-dey doe-dey doe-doeeeeeeee, the queen of shamrocks. The queen of shamrocks.

I'm not gonna call her Calliope. I'm just gonna call her cholera.

I'm STANdin ON a BRIDGE, YO, it's JUST what I DO.
So if you wanna hang wit' me you betta do it TOO
Maru-
Profile Joined May 2011
21 Posts
June 01 2011 05:20 GMT
#3
WTF.....?
Baeron
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany32 Posts
June 01 2011 06:08 GMT
#4
--- Nuked ---
GGitsJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
New Zealand426 Posts
June 01 2011 12:54 GMT
#5
What just happened?
"A reason becomes an excuse if you don't do anything about it."
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