Seriously really freaked out about having to go get this done tommorow...if you dont want to be grossed out don't look at spoiler tags . Been dreading this for a month since they dont put you asleep or anything... hopefully I can get some pain meds afterwards already have some bud. Just want it to be over so I can chill out and watch/play Sc2 for a couple days. I've been told its nowhere near as bad as it sounds but of course Im pretty freaked out. Anyway thanks for reading I plan to blog about (much) more "normal" topics in the future just felt like venting a little before bed. I realize this is one hell of a (crappy) first blog. Wish me luck TL.
Cystoscopy is a test that allows your doctor to look at the inside of the bladder and the urethra using a thin, lighted instrument called a cystoscope .
The cystoscope is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into the bladder . Cystoscopy allows your doctor to look at areas of your bladder and urethra that usually do not show up well on X-rays. Tiny surgical instruments can be inserted through the cystoscope that allow your doctor to remove samples of tissue (biopsy) or samples of urine.
Good luck. Don't wanna scare you but that must be incredibly uncomfortable if not painful.
Once advice : don't get a boner, as it could break the cystoscope and you would end with a part of cystoscope somewhere between your dick and your bladder. At the meantime, I wish you that the doctor is gonna be a sexy female doctor though.
On May 25 2011 16:42 endy wrote: Good luck. Don't wanna scare you but that must be incredibly uncomfortable if not painful.
Once advice : don't get a boner, as it could break the cystoscope and you would end with a part of cystoscope somewhere between your dick and your bladder. At the meantime, I wish you that the doctor is gonna be a sexy female doctor though.
They give a local anesthesia, then insert the cytoscope, it might be a weird sensation but prolly not painful.
Then generally they'll fill the bladder up with saline which expands the bladder, allowing the doctor to see all of it easier, this feels a bit funny apparently, like you need to wee. Yes there might be a bit of tissue taken for biopsy but its not like theyre sticking a huge scalpel up there, and you are anesthetised. You might have blood in the urine afterwards
On May 25 2011 17:02 Mr. Wiggles wrote: Yeah, just don't be too nervous, and you should be fine. :p
I mean, the man's a professional, right?
Best in the state.
That was a really great Arrested Development episode. I'm going to watch it right now.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and GL dude. Stay chill and everything will go smoothly I'm sure. Do they give you drugs after you finish? Like when you were a kid you left the doctor's office with a candy and now you leave with a prescription for 'candy' (one nice thing about 'merica).
i was thinking about endoscopy when I saw this thread, but when I realized that you're actually talking about putting a tube into your penis I thought .. I will check it on you tube, amazing: nice music and all this is a pure gold here, full option, mens penis shown
Basically, I plan to die before experiencing anything like a hernia, cytoscopy, kidney stones, etc. Infinitely more terrifying than anything like losing an arm or getting smashed by a bus.
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