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Had a bad dream the other night.
I was in a car, in the backseat, and the fingernail on my thumb came off and was hanging on by some skin on the left side of the nail. I held it up to look into it and it was gross. Then the nail was gone and there were some thin, sharp, metal pieces stuck in where the nail used to be. I pulled them out, they sorta looked like broken pieces from a razor blade. There was some blood, and it didn't hurt. I pulled them all out and threw them away, but they ended up in my mouth, so I was chewing on them and spit them out.
Then I ended up in a big, dark dining hall / cafeteria place and was having dinner with some friends. Then I got into a fight with one of them, and I had him in a triangle choke after taking him down. I was about to make him give up when a professor came over and broke us up. Damn.
A different night, I dreamed that my girlfriend kept shopping. Like nonstop. I was trying to find her walking around in the streets and decided that we should go to this place to have steamed crab or some other seafood. I called her but she said that she was gonna keep shopping and I was like wtf. Then I went back to my dorm in college and some of the people on my floor were having a cook-off. They brought the food they made to this one girl, and they said "ooohh wait we gotta get something different." So they went back to the kitchen and I helped them bring the containers over. Then I realized my girlfriend sent me a huge list of places she was going to shop at and I got angry. Then I woke up to go to work.
 
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Did you really wake up....?
INCEPTION
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You think thats a bad dream? I've had dreams where my city gets nuked and there is horribly disfigured people everywhere running and panicking. I've had dreams where I watch my family die in a gas chamber. I've had dreams where I'm tortured in a dirty prison cell.
Man I have fucked up dreams. There is one that stands out as not a bad dream, but just a ridiculous dream. I was skiing in the mountains and went off a jump, became weightless and couldn't get down. I landed about 2km away near a barn. I went in the barn and there were a bunch of soldiers with anti-tank rockets and they told me to run to the city. Then this mechanical dragon thing comes over the ridge and they start firing on it but it incinerates them, so I begin to ski as fast as possible towards the city (which is at the bottom of the mountains). Next thing I know I'm in the city (which weirdly resembles a middle eastern town, but with skyscrapers at the center). I go to my apartment and turn on the tv to see if there is any news. I lay down on my bed exhausted. Then I hear explosions, I look out my window and the mechanical dragon is starting to destroy the city and there are soldiers fighting it off. I go into my living room and then I hear knocking under my rug. I move the rug and there is a trap door, the aliens who drink lots of coffee from men in black hand me some kind of futuristic rocket launcher. I go to my balcony and fire, blowing the head clean off the mechanical dragon. Then I fell asleep on my bed in my dream and wake up IRL.
I shit you not.
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lol you okay? that's kinda messed up. the worst dreams i have had are the ones where im fighting people in mortal combat but im helpless for some reason because my punches and kicks dont do anything and i get beat senseless.
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I once had a dream where I shared a spliff with Bruce Lee. And then after running through some convenience store following some woman, I rode off on a dragon.
Best times ever ^_^
p.s. triangle is a choke not a leglock 
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thanks
riding on dragons is something you dont wanna wake up from. haha i always wanna go back to sleep if i wake up in the middle of something awesome.
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In like ever other dream I have my teeth fall out, literally. Like srsly wtf? Of all the things to dream about -_-
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EPT
