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Craig's List - Episode I, Take II

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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
May 06 2011 05:24 GMT
#1
So I was on Craig's List last night browsing through the items wanted section and came across this interesting post.

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When I first read it I noticed he did not capitalize anything in the title which irritated me. Then I was quite intrigued with the randomness and lack of information in the post. All I know is that a hippy bought 80 acres of land and is looking for someone to do something with him on the land. What kind of adventures can you have with a hippy on 80 acres? I'm thinking it's either getting high or getting sexed up. Regardless, I replied to try to get some more information.

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I will update if I get a reply.

kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
May 06 2011 05:35 GMT
#2
I'm guessing he is going for a Most Dangerous Game reenactment. You've got this.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
FODDER~
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States109 Posts
May 06 2011 05:43 GMT
#3
It's more likely to be a redneck than hippy with that many acres. I wouldn't trust him. In fact I don't trust me... and I'm not even a redneck. I mean what do you do with that many acres of land in the middle of nowhere? Build a miniature LHC and consume the universe in an infinitely expanding black hole or infect the the continuum of existence in this universe with strangelets?
I am a Diamond league Protoss player in need of any form of help that can be given. If you believe you can help please contact me. I really want to improve more than anything and just need a form of guidance and small push in the truely right direction.
Eiii
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2566 Posts
May 06 2011 05:44 GMT
#4
I'm about 90% sure this is going to end in you getting some 'bad weed' and not being able to comfortably sit down for a day or so.
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Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
May 06 2011 05:45 GMT
#5
On May 06 2011 14:24 AirbladeOrange wrote:
What kind of adventures can you have with a hippy on 80 acres? I'm thinking it's either getting high or getting sexed up.


ROFL. So you replied to find out... Nice!

Could be good for both, just be aware, dem Hippy chick don't shave man. Prepare for some roughage, and not the good kind. Oh and make sure it is a hippy chick. Otherwise you could be in for a nasty surprise.

Would be awesome if you got both. Nothing better than sex whilst high!
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
May 06 2011 06:03 GMT
#6
On May 06 2011 14:35 kitaman27 wrote:
I'm guessing he is going for a Most Dangerous Game reenactment. You've got this.


Totally this, make sure to bring some sort of weapon
tinkleondabeach
Profile Joined October 2010
21 Posts
May 06 2011 06:46 GMT
#7
k how do you subscribe to threads on tl
illKarasu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States58 Posts
May 06 2011 07:01 GMT
#8
before embarking on craigslist adventures my roomie leaves the craigslist ad open with any contact info and addresses strewn about.

some call this preparation paranoid.

i call it ready for Hippies with Land.

<3 this thread!
Atticus.axl
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States456 Posts
May 06 2011 07:48 GMT
#9
"A hippy with 80 acres" sounds like a very entertaining sitcom. glhf.
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