Craig's List - Episode I, Take II

AirbladeOrange

United States2571 Posts

May 06 2011 05:24 GMT

So I was on Craig's List last night browsing through the items wanted section and came across this interesting post.

When I first read it I noticed he did not capitalize anything in the title which irritated me. Then I was quite intrigued with the randomness and lack of information in the post. All I know is that a hippy bought 80 acres of land and is looking for someone to do something with him on the land. What kind of adventures can you have with a hippy on 80 acres? I'm thinking it's either getting high or getting sexed up. Regardless, I replied to try to get some more information.

I will update if I get a reply.

kitaman27

United States9244 Posts

May 06 2011 05:35 GMT

I'm guessing he is going for a Most Dangerous Game reenactment. You've got this.

FODDER~

United States109 Posts

May 06 2011 05:43 GMT

It's more likely to be a redneck than hippy with that many acres. I wouldn't trust him. In fact I don't trust me... and I'm not even a redneck. I mean what do you do with that many acres of land in the middle of nowhere? Build a miniature LHC and consume the universe in an infinitely expanding black hole or infect the the continuum of existence in this universe with strangelets?

Eiii

United States2566 Posts

May 06 2011 05:44 GMT

I'm about 90% sure this is going to end in you getting some 'bad weed' and not being able to comfortably sit down for a day or so.

Probulous

Australia3894 Posts

May 06 2011 05:45 GMT

On May 06 2011 14:24 AirbladeOrange wrote:
What kind of adventures can you have with a hippy on 80 acres? I'm thinking it's either getting high or getting sexed up.

ROFL. So you replied to find out... Nice!

Could be good for both, just be aware, dem Hippy chick don't shave man. Prepare for some roughage, and not the good kind. Oh and make sure it is a hippy chick. Otherwise you could be in for a nasty surprise.

Would be awesome if you got both. Nothing better than sex whilst high!

xxpack09

United States2160 Posts

May 06 2011 06:03 GMT

On May 06 2011 14:35 kitaman27 wrote:
I'm guessing he is going for a Most Dangerous Game reenactment. You've got this.

Totally this, make sure to bring some sort of weapon

tinkleondabeach

21 Posts

May 06 2011 06:46 GMT

k how do you subscribe to threads on tl

illKarasu

United States58 Posts

May 06 2011 07:01 GMT

before embarking on craigslist adventures my roomie leaves the craigslist ad open with any contact info and addresses strewn about.

some call this preparation paranoid.

i call it ready for Hippies with Land.

<3 this thread!

Atticus.axl

United States456 Posts

May 06 2011 07:48 GMT

"A hippy with 80 acres" sounds like a very entertaining sitcom. glhf.

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