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John was frustrated

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Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
April 09 2011 13:37 GMT
#1
John was frustrated.

John was helplessly frustrated. He was frustrated in a way where it was hopeless and in that hopelessness, frustration enveloped the previous frustration wrapping the frustration in the greater one. It was this profound frustration that was ubiquitous and it went unchecked inside John’s well-being. Wherever it went, it induced anger, swelling and swelling until it suffocated John on the inside. This produced even more, and even greater frustration and in this great epidemic of frustration, John was hopelessly and helplessly engulfed.

And of course, he was frustrated on top of that.

And then he had sex with it.

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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
April 09 2011 14:00 GMT
#2
Frustrated sex is the best sex.
Robinsa
Profile Joined May 2009
Japan1333 Posts
April 09 2011 14:09 GMT
#3
This must be really deep cuz I dont get it at all.
4649!!
yellowmoe
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada59 Posts
April 09 2011 14:12 GMT
#4
John the translator? Or is this some different john?
Xswordy
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom425 Posts
April 09 2011 14:17 GMT
#5
I think...yea definitely , we need to go deeper.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 09 2011 14:19 GMT
#6
Everyone assumes it's Junka. To me, it's obvious he's talking about himself and he just had angry sex with his companion.

Sex is a great way to relieve stress.
sharky246
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1197 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-09 14:26:18
April 09 2011 14:26 GMT
#7
Or it could be that his trying to confuse us all over nothing
On January 03 2011 13:14 IdrA wrote: being high on the ladder doesnt get you any closer to your goal. Avoiding practice to protect your rating is absurd. If you want to be good go play 40 games a day and stop thinking about becoming a pro.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
April 09 2011 14:42 GMT
#8
I laughed, I cried, I grew as a person. 5/5.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
April 09 2011 14:55 GMT
#9
On April 09 2011 23:09 Robinsa wrote:
This must be really deep cuz I dont get it at all.

bad ladder session. He kept misclicking his muta into thors.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
April 09 2011 15:08 GMT
#10
On April 09 2011 23:19 StarStruck wrote:
Everyone assumes it's Junka. To me, it's obvious he's talking about himself and he just had angry sex with his companion.

Sex is a great way to relieve stress.


Maybe he had angry sex with John the Translator.

... I know I would.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
April 09 2011 16:09 GMT
#11
On April 09 2011 23:42 MangoTango wrote:
I laughed, I cried, I grew as a person. 5/5.

5/5
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
April 09 2011 16:20 GMT
#12
golden OPs lead to to golden threads

5/5
BobGayman
Profile Joined April 2011
89 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-09 16:25:26
April 09 2011 16:24 GMT
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I didn't expect MKP to win any games either.

lol gsl spoiler
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