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HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
April 05 2011 05:46 GMT
#1
[G] How to Beat Terran Mech

Step 1: Be wary of mines:



Step 2: Get Stasis



Lmao Kiante.


****
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 05 2011 05:53 GMT
#2
Haha. Nice vids. I got several hearty laughs out of them.

Good thing I play Terran in BW. Nothing more fun than screwing around with Protosses with spider mines and tanks.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
April 05 2011 05:55 GMT
#3
LOLOL

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
April 05 2011 06:08 GMT
#4
On April 05 2011 14:55 Binky1842 wrote:
LOLOL

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


lol it keeps going. (Skip to 1:22:00 in this http://www.justin.tv/kiante/b/283003457 for about 10 minutes more of T_T)
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
carebear91
Profile Joined February 2010
Singapore236 Posts
April 05 2011 06:12 GMT
#5
rofl hahahahahha this is hilarious :D
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
April 05 2011 06:25 GMT
#6
LOL
"like honestly you see how he fuckin' sat in his base, on 3 base, for like an hour. like it was 4. he's like, well i better press 'o' and hope he doesn't stasis, and i didn't stasis. i literally played into his game plan, he like bores you so much you forget important upgrades. is there any other plan like you had there? uhh god i hate that. i just don't understand wtf. fuckin he 2fact as well. i fuckin lost to a 2fucker. uhh fuck me."


..fuck fuck fuck uhh fuck fuck fuck...


i want to 5/5 this agian
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
April 05 2011 06:31 GMT
#7
Hahaha , this was hilarious , oh Kiante
BW for life !
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
April 05 2011 06:48 GMT
#8
lolololol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Kiante is da man.
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dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
April 05 2011 07:16 GMT
#9
KIANTE SO HILARIOUS! You should put like 200x vods in a youtube channel man. I saw the 2nd vod live it was too funny.
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
Senj
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States193 Posts
April 05 2011 07:23 GMT
#10
Bahahaha. This is pure gold. Those are always the most painful losses.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
April 05 2011 07:30 GMT
#11
what a hilariously terrible player
You can't fight the feeling.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
April 05 2011 07:31 GMT
#12
5/5 PvT is impossible.
Maybe it's because I love Bisu too much. (I'm C PvZ, low D+ PvT lol)
ॐ
Nazza
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1654 Posts
April 05 2011 08:00 GMT
#13
Oh man I feel so much better now. I was on a losing streak. Thx Kiante.
No one ever remembers second place, eh? eh? GIVE ME COMMAND
mnesthes
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
5433 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-05 08:03:45
April 05 2011 08:01 GMT
#14
God hahaha I died laughing
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

and

"gonna depend on this templar drop I guess"
xD
<+LighTofHeaveN> Ppl call this "Indigo Children"
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
April 05 2011 08:18 GMT
#15
I wasn't trying to be funny, i was just really mad Kept raging for a fair bit after that too ><
as for vods, i dont think anyone really wants to specifically load up a vod from a C ranked protoss on the off chance i get angry my vods do get saved on my justin.tv channel automatically(for a month i think) tho
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rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
April 05 2011 08:25 GMT
#16
lol no stasis hilarious

i hate it when you dont have things teched but you thought you did
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Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
April 05 2011 08:26 GMT
#17
hahaha poor kiante

love how you tried to do something with your templar but he was on a-move and they just died
shinjin
Profile Joined January 2010
United States398 Posts
April 05 2011 09:19 GMT
#18
LOL KIANTE
no stasis ahahahaha
give it one more try because the best things in life dont come free.
Jragon
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1471 Posts
April 05 2011 09:19 GMT
#19
DAEBAKKK

lol. Interesting accent Kiante's got - sounds mostly Aussie (Queenslander?) but the occasional word comes out American
"Bisu is just too good." - Jaedong (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=218995) "Bisu hyung's play is just too good" - Flash (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=225861)
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
April 05 2011 09:28 GMT
#20
On April 05 2011 18:19 Jragon wrote:
DAEBAKKK

lol. Interesting accent Kiante's got - sounds mostly Aussie (Queenslander?) but the occasional word comes out American

well you got the queenslander right....but the american words? O.o which ones.
interestingly i say "z" in the context of starcraft in the american fashion but i say "z" in the australian way every other time
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Jragon
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1471 Posts
April 05 2011 09:33 GMT
#21
Mostly in the sequence where you're talking about it all depending on the templar.

You say fuck like a true Aussie though lol
"Bisu is just too good." - Jaedong (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=218995) "Bisu hyung's play is just too good" - Flash (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=225861)
zeru
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
8156 Posts
April 05 2011 09:35 GMT
#22
--- Nuked ---
Ricjames
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Czech Republic1047 Posts
April 05 2011 09:53 GMT
#23
Kiante you just made my day a bit brighter, thank you for that man and keep fighting.
Brood War is the best RTS that has ever been created.
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
April 05 2011 10:22 GMT
#24
These are the new intermission clips for between ISL matches.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
April 05 2011 10:36 GMT
#25
Oh god, I think I jizzed...

That blue goo was beautiful :D
POWEROUTAGE
Profile Joined February 2010
Singapore884 Posts
April 05 2011 10:59 GMT
#26
5/5 blog

kiante bonjwa

Stats. The new standard bearer of the protoss.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
April 05 2011 11:28 GMT
#27
rofl too good
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Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
April 05 2011 11:34 GMT
#28
Ow my god I have no stasis, ROFL.
WriterXiao8~~
Finskie
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Sweden412 Posts
April 05 2011 12:04 GMT
#29
hahahah 5/5. LIVE TO WIN
Violet.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 05 2011 12:07 GMT
#30
omg so good lol
dat feeling when you see the grey statis icon
[TLMS] REBOOT
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 05 2011 13:19 GMT
#31
Man these clips are just pure awesome.

How to win a PvT like Kiante:

1. Take control of the map
2. Get 200/200 army
3. Forget Stasis
4. ????
5. PROFIT

5/5
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 05 2011 14:41 GMT
#32
loooooooooool

that army was like pure tanks too.
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
April 05 2011 16:36 GMT
#33
LOOOOOL

"gonna depend on these templar I guess"

pure comedic gold
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 05 2011 21:20 GMT
#34
Best blog of the year imo.
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 05 2011 21:34 GMT
#35
LOL should've recalled your goons onto tanks at the very least ;o
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
April 05 2011 21:38 GMT
#36
Awesome haha.
TranslatorBaa!
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
April 05 2011 21:43 GMT
#37
#2
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JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
April 05 2011 21:45 GMT
#38
haha probably wasn't funny for you at the time but...

You could have gotten some amazing stasis though
The tanks were in one giant clump :>
"It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen" - Just like my chances of reaching C- on ICCUP
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
April 05 2011 22:09 GMT
#39
high level play, would watch again 5/5
On April 06 2011 06:34 paper wrote:
LOL should've recalled your goons onto tanks at the very least ;o

yeah recall bombs fo sho, it works, really.
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
April 05 2011 22:14 GMT
#40
On April 06 2011 07:09 Realpenguin wrote:
high level play, would watch again 5/5
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2011 06:34 paper wrote:
LOL should've recalled your goons onto tanks at the very least ;o

yeah recall bombs fo sho, it works, really.


Or any zealots you could find. Those tanks were so clumped up together that you probably could have killed them all with a zealot recall.
안지호
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
April 05 2011 22:28 GMT
#41
It is funny how it was basically a tank-only army against a goon-only one. XD

SCOUT MAN
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-05 23:51:50
April 05 2011 23:51 GMT
#42
Eh don't worry. You kick the shit out of me all the time nowadays. >.>

Well....last time we played it was alright....maybe....I don't remember anymore.

Also. I make a fuckton of mistakes too.
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zerious
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada3803 Posts
April 06 2011 00:05 GMT
#43
this is amazing lol
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
April 06 2011 00:25 GMT
#44
i cracked up when Kiante researched stasis while going back to macro lol
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Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
April 06 2011 09:04 GMT
#45
The best part about the 2nd video to me is how Terran was able to go pure tank and 3 EMP vessels off 3 base. That's as good as it gets.
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
April 07 2011 15:51 GMT
#46
First video doesn't work in Germany -_-

Second video reminds me of Nony forgetting to research storm and then storm dropping in TSL1.

And the most beautiful mistake I ever made:
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Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
April 07 2011 17:13 GMT
#47
Can't really call it mistake unless it was intentional... was it? :p
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-07 18:09:20
April 07 2011 17:40 GMT
#48
On April 08 2011 00:51 MasterOfChaos wrote:
First video doesn't work in Germany -_-

Second video reminds me of Nony forgetting to research storm and then storm dropping in TSL1.

And the most beautiful mistake I ever made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdvoU0HpkI


really? i'll reupload without music



That should work for the germans, tried to audioswap, it didn't work, then it was unblocked. i dont understand it, but whatever ^_^

edit: your video was fucking AMAZING

and i guess it was intentional in the way that i specifically got recall before stasis. But the 20 minute period where i didn't research stasis after that was a mistake
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