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thesideshow
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
930 Posts
February 19 2011 13:50 GMT
#81
I'm short too. We just have to be larger in character to compensate
OGS:levelchange
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
February 19 2011 14:32 GMT
#82
Trying to prove shit by writing "stats & merits" and blogging in all lowercase and "u" instead of "you" is what's making you short, not your actual height.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Ecclestone

^ This guy shares your height. He's married to a 6'2" model and his merits speak for themselves.

If the stats you listed were correct - you have the potential to make something of yourself. Time to get over the results of your genetic lottery ticket - at least you weren't born deformed - and start working with what you've got.

Hitting on strangers in bars by walking up to them is a recipe for depression anyways - wait 'til you have a VIP table and colleagues coworkers and friends who introduce women to you. For now if you want to meet someone you should stick to girls you know, private parties or worst come to worst clubs.

eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
February 19 2011 19:23 GMT
#83
On February 19 2011 22:27 hifriend wrote:
Being tall sucks.. I always knock my head in random things like a lot of doors were made for short people. It sucks.


LOL, what are you talking about, being tall is freaking awesome. I'd take the random shit I hit my head on/trouble with clothes for all the benefits of being tall. Jobs, sports, added presence, all the awesome subconscious stuff that happens because of your height.

To the op, I there was a documentary done on people dealing with being short. I'd try to find it, but I have to go to work. It was on W5 with Lloyd Robertson if you wanna look it up.
How's the weather down there?
Revolt
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States288 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 20:54:36
February 19 2011 20:52 GMT
#84
actually, from your OP it sounds like you are cocky: you want to be exalted, and praised almost. lol.
to put things in contrast: if you started off with a description of your personality, it'd sound like more of an issue; more personal. instead you make it sound impersonal, and you're just being shallow.




in my experience ive seen girls only make fun of guy's to teach them humility.
i have a couple short friends, who have no trouble with their height.
A depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 21:46:34
February 19 2011 21:37 GMT
#85
We are all extremely proud that you have such accomplishments as mid-diamond, 2350 SAT, almost 4.0 GPA, and dream college. You should be too.

Go read this and repost when you're done.

I can think of ONE and only one reason you would open a blog supposedly about your height with the following sentence:
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
first off, i just wanna say im mid diamond rank, so i'm pretty good at rts games

deliver the one-two punch with
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
i also had close to a 4.0 gpa in high school taking mostly ap classes and such, and a 2350 on the sats....

and combo with
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
not to sound cocky or anything, but i got to attend the dream university of my choice as well..


v Translator combo!
Translator:3
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
February 19 2011 21:38 GMT
#86
Damn, you sound just like me... except I actually have a 4.0 and I'm 6'3". Sorry.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
February 19 2011 21:41 GMT
#87
Dude, I'm like you too, diamond RTS player, almost 4.0 GPA in high school (darn that high school course load!) and a good SAT score, only my problem is my dick is too long and it gets cumbersome having to tuck it in my sock all the time. As you can see I'm almost perfect in every other way (like you) except for this one problem. I used to think my length was perfect for me but now I'm having second thoughts.

+ Show Spoiler +
Are you for real.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 21:52:07
February 19 2011 21:50 GMT
#88
^^ Does it hit the water when you sit down to use the toilet?

God I hate when that happens.

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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539
lastmotion
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
368 Posts
February 20 2011 00:01 GMT
#89
On February 19 2011 19:48 Roffles wrote:
No one's perfect. You sure as hell aren't, despite contrary claims.

I'm glad you're short and it makes you feel bad.


I thought u were just BM to me in other threads but it turns out your a BM person in general looking at this post lol
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20090 Posts
February 20 2011 19:26 GMT
#90
On February 20 2011 09:01 lastmotion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 19:48 Roffles wrote:
No one's perfect. You sure as hell aren't, despite contrary claims.

I'm glad you're short and it makes you feel bad.


I thought u were just BM to me in other threads but it turns out your a BM person in general looking at this post lol


Yeah, roffles is the real jackass of this thread. But hey, it's not his fault he's not perfect like the OP
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-21 01:31:05
February 21 2011 01:30 GMT
#91
Roffles is a meanie poo-face. Why can't we just say things like "awwww.... I'm sorry you're so short." And I suspect this is Tdot. You heard it here first.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Vivalee
Profile Joined February 2011
United States5 Posts
February 21 2011 02:50 GMT
#92
LOL im a girl and it's such a big turnoff when a guy has to brag about his achievements like you.

And yeah, I agree with you, 5'3'' is way too short in America.
Shaman.us
Profile Joined May 2010
United States319 Posts
February 21 2011 03:07 GMT
#93
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:

as you can see, i'm pretty much perfect in every way...
except...

im only 5 foot 3


User was warned for this post


I'll admit, I laughed a little here.
Shaman.233
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
February 21 2011 03:36 GMT
#94
On February 20 2011 06:37 infinitestory wrote:
We are all extremely proud that you have such accomplishments as mid-diamond, 2350 SAT, almost 4.0 GPA, and dream college. You should be too.

Go read this and repost when you're done.

I can think of ONE and only one reason you would open a blog supposedly about your height with the following sentence:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
first off, i just wanna say im mid diamond rank, so i'm pretty good at rts games

deliver the one-two punch with
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
i also had close to a 4.0 gpa in high school taking mostly ap classes and such, and a 2350 on the sats....

and combo with
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
not to sound cocky or anything, but i got to attend the dream university of my choice as well..


v Translator combo!

Let's take a look at what qzmpwxno said just a few blogs back:
OK so so start off...Academics. I'm a high school junior and will be a senior this fall. I failed AP English this year thanks to my stubborn teacher (who should retire BTW). I took the SAT and prepared my ass off for it, even though I only got a 1970 (I was distracted the whole time by a hot girl in the front row). In my freshman year I had hopes of going to an Ivy League, but now all my academic dreams have been crushed. I know I can still do good wherever I go and probably get a decent job at some point, but I'm not exactly optimistic.
[...]
My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen.


Regular member combo!
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Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
February 21 2011 07:02 GMT
#95
Oh wow, we all got trolled hard... unless this is a shared accnt.
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
February 23 2011 12:52 GMT
#96
On February 21 2011 12:36 Loser777 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 06:37 infinitestory wrote:
We are all extremely proud that you have such accomplishments as mid-diamond, 2350 SAT, almost 4.0 GPA, and dream college. You should be too.

Go read this and repost when you're done.

I can think of ONE and only one reason you would open a blog supposedly about your height with the following sentence:
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
first off, i just wanna say im mid diamond rank, so i'm pretty good at rts games

deliver the one-two punch with
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
i also had close to a 4.0 gpa in high school taking mostly ap classes and such, and a 2350 on the sats....

and combo with
On February 19 2011 13:27 qzmpwxno wrote:
not to sound cocky or anything, but i got to attend the dream university of my choice as well..


v Translator combo!

Let's take a look at what qzmpwxno said just a few blogs back:
Show nested quote +
OK so so start off...Academics. I'm a high school junior and will be a senior this fall. I failed AP English this year thanks to my stubborn teacher (who should retire BTW). I took the SAT and prepared my ass off for it, even though I only got a 1970 (I was distracted the whole time by a hot girl in the front row). In my freshman year I had hopes of going to an Ivy League, but now all my academic dreams have been crushed. I know I can still do good wherever I go and probably get a decent job at some point, but I'm not exactly optimistic.
[...]
My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen.


Regular member combo!

Oh seriously, again?

What is with people and just totally lying in blogs...
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
JinNJuice
Profile Joined June 2010
United States255 Posts
February 23 2011 14:56 GMT
#97
Hey guys...regular member here. Theres this girl I like but she thinks I'm too regular. My parents also think I'm too regular so they regulate me all day.

On a completely related note, I'm pretty bad at SC2 at about 5000 diamond, not to brag or anything.
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
February 23 2011 16:15 GMT
#98
This thread delivers the lulz. And quit moaning. A friend of mine is about 5'4" and is married to one of the hottest girls I've seen. But then, he's actually pretty confident, an amazingly nice guy, and doesn't post on gaming forums about his e-penis.
dani_caliKorea
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
730 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-18 03:58:37
April 18 2011 03:57 GMT
#99
shit; this was an accidental bumping. much apologies.
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
April 18 2011 06:31 GMT
#100
Perhaps all your cockiness about being perfect is coming to bite you in the ass =)
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
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