So yesterday and today I've been having AWFUL protein farts. I mean they smell like straight eggs and I don't see any sign of stopping. My mom was driving me to school which is 15 minutes away and I farted about 20 times during that time period. I told her I don't think I can go to school today, I would disrupt all the students with my farting. Guess what? I didn't go =D. I did get my work however, I'll just finish that in my free time.
The next thing that happened made me snort out water from my nose. As we were driving back home from school we were listening to some Bosnian music with the windows rolled down cause its fucking hot in Texas. Anyways, I hear someone else and I turn down the volume. Lo and behold I see a mid-40's white male with the flag of the U.S. and a John McCain sticker next to each other, blasting tea party bullshit. But the funny part was another woman rolled her window down and yelled "YEAYHHHHHHHH THATS THE TRUTH BRUDHHHHA." I instantly started laughing so hard people twenty cars away could hear me. The lady and the man turned red but he didn't turn the volume down.
Now I have time to check out a book, play SC2, and talk to bitches all day, its been pretty awesome so far.
On February 18 2011 23:08 Dgtl wrote: So the lesson of this story is to have uncontrollable farts and your life will be amazing?
On February 18 2011 23:26 n3gative wrote: so you were farting all day, giggled loudly in a car with your mom, and missed school so you could read a fucking book and play SC2?
yeah you're definitely talking to bitches all day.
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On February 18 2011 23:04 Alexson wrote: AWFUL protein farts about 20 times snort out water from my nose Bosnian music mid-40's white male with the flag of the U.S. and a John McCain sticker "YEAYHHHHHHHH THATS THE TRUTH BRUDHHHHA." talk to bitches all day, its been pretty awesome so far.
and you were laughing at the redneck listening to theory of a nickelcreed? yeah that shit sucks but so does BOSNIAN music... pretty much anything Bosnian sucks as far as i know.
edit: i take that back, that tune is fucking catchy.
and you were laughing at the redneck listening to theory of a nickelcreed? yeah that shit sucks but so does BOSNIAN music... pretty much anything Bosnian sucks as far as i know.
lolumad bro? racism much? did your girl get fucked by a Bosnian?
and you were laughing at the redneck listening to theory of a nickelcreed? yeah that shit sucks but so does BOSNIAN music... pretty much anything Bosnian sucks as far as i know.
lolumad bro? racism much? did your girl get fucked by a Bosnian?
no im not mad i was just making myself laugh actually.
clearly you've been offended though, shouldnt you be "talking to bitches" over the internet, saving them the misfortune of smelling your putrid bosnian farts?
don't let the haters get to you, they don't appreciate the good things in life like snorting water and talking to females. when I wake up and my farts are exceptionally noxious I just KNOW it's gonna be a good day. if it's not a good day, I lower my standards until it is.
You would "disrupt" all your classmates with your farting? Glad to see you care so much about your fellow student's educational experience. Still, 1/5. So hypocritical, laughing at what someone else was listening to on the radio and then being super defensive and insulting when someone else laughed at what you were listening to, rofl.
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