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I've heard people say that having a child changes your perspective on many things and helps mature you - or rather, you're forced to mature. I don't know what that's like, and in a way I am grateful for that since I doubt I am ready for it.
Anyways, it is utterly curious to me that something like it has happened anyways. As you may or may not know, my apartment happens to hold 3 members of the UNC CSL team. But, there is also a 4th person. This person is of immense interest. We shall alternatively refer to him as Proberto, or otherwise as Roarby.
May this kvetching entertain you.
Ah Roarby, why are you always 2-5 weeks late on rent.
Ah Roarby, must you wail so loudly in anguish whilst playing poker during the early hours of the morning. Good thing letting you play poker for a bit on my desktop weened you off playing poker on your laptop!
Once upon a time, Proberto prepared to leave Aiur under direction and verbal agreement to take the trash to Char. Five minutes later, he indeed left Aiur, but without the trash.
Ah Roarby, it is a good thing that you think 60+ hours without showering might introduce a probability of showering being necessary. Alas, upon realization that you took a shower ~36 hours ago, you declare yourself of the utmost olfactory delight. Let's just forget the fact that over the same time period, no brushing of the teeth took place.
Ok, my format sucks. Last kvetch before returning to the whole having a kid theme - it is often super embarassing being near Roarby in public. You see, he absolutely loves the terms "boobies" and "boobie snacks". Yep, he says them all the time. Including in public, at restaurants, etc. He especially loves to use them when he feels that he is being a rapist, etc. In fact, empirically, it seems that "oh yea I'm a rapist" and "boobie snacks" are synonymous.
Oh, and before I forget. Once, he was like "what a nigger" about 3 feet in front of a group of african americans. Who were looking towards him at the time. And he was looking right at them in return. God save me from this T_T
Without getting into more private roarbies of Roarby, it feels like having a kid, except I didn't, and he's obviously not mine. Somehow we have a 20 year old with the mannerisms of a 5 year old mixed with half the mind of a 40 year old hentai. It's a curious mix.
tl;dr Halp I'm way too young for this shit.
p.s. This is a (hopefully) less shitty version of the kvetch a roommate of mine posted earlier 
And... I just realized "this" is a permutation of "shit"
Basically, wtf halp how do you convince this guy he is fucking retarded and have him change to be less retarded.
 
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You can't really cure idiocy but you could tell him to clean up his act or get up. A 40 year old hentai? Uhh ok lol. You could always act like hes not there, but hes probably too obnoxious to do so. GL
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Pancakes are a polarizing subject.
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wow man just say it to his face that his a fucking retard.
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Yea, he can be pretty obnoxious. For example, today after returning from not showering or brushing his teeth for at least 36 hours, I was like damn you smell like you need a shower.
His response? "Really?" At receiving yes for an answer, he comes up, starts flapping his arms up and down and goes "Oh yea I smell (I forget the adjective he used, but it was close to 'good' in meaning)"
And then he takes his shirt off and hangs it on the ceiling fan, and turns the fan on wtf retarded.
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lol what
thats fucking insane
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On February 16 2011 13:02 Licmyobelisk wrote:
wow man just say it to his face that his a fucking retard.
I have many times lol. His response is always something synonymous (to him) with "Oh yea I'm a rapist" or "boobie snacks". Reminds me of that character in The Twelve Chairs who comically has a vocabulary of 30 words.
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Your writing style is peculiar.
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On February 16 2011 13:06 Lemonwalrus wrote:
wtf is a kvetch?
Slang derived from Yiddish which means to complain. Or alternatively, a person who complains.
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Get a new roommate. Threaten to kick him out of things don't change. Do it politely. Ask for a meeting of all roommates, talk about issues, and then let him know what's going on.
If you're at a University, either you're screwed, or maybe you can talk to some administration if it's THAT bad.
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There is no way you could willingly agree to room with him and not see this coming.
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I think most of us have heard of (or had) this kind of worthless roommate at some before, but your description was still entertaining.
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On February 16 2011 13:12 nineninja9 wrote:
There is no way you could willingly agree to room with him and not see this coming.
Yeah this came to mind too haha
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On February 16 2011 13:14 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2011 13:12 nineninja9 wrote:
There is no way you could willingly agree to room with him and not see this coming. Yeah this came to mind too haha
Somehow neither myself nor my other 2 roommates saw this coming. We were simply looking for a one year replacement for a roommate who went off to Russia for the year :/
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This has nothing to do with your blog post, but what the shit is Team Empyrean?
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The site is right in his sig, copy paste that shit bro
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thought this was about getting together with a woman that already has a child. im upset
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On February 16 2011 13:21 Lemonwalrus wrote:
The site is right in his sig, copy paste that shit bro
I did, and I was horribly confused >_>
EDIT: I only wish they had better website design/layout <_<
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On February 16 2011 13:20 Empyrean wrote:
This has nothing to do with your blog post, but what the shit is Team Empyrean?
We are your fan team Yue 
Just another team Although, I did think holy shit Empyrean made his own team at first.
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EPT
