• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 21:57
CET 03:57
KST 11:57
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational1SC2 All-Star Invitational: Tournament Preview5RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview8RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0
Community News
Weekly Cups (Jan 12-18): herO, MaxPax, Solar win0BSL Season 2025 - Full Overview and Conclusion8Weekly Cups (Jan 5-11): Clem wins big offline, Trigger upsets4$21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7)16Weekly Cups (Dec 29-Jan 4): Protoss rolls, 2v2 returns7
StarCraft 2
General
Starcraft 2 will not be in the Esports World Cup SC2 Spotted on the EWC 2026 list? herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational When will we find out if there are more tournament PhD study /w SC2 - help with a survey!
Tourneys
$70 Prize Pool Ladder Legends Academy Weekly Open! SC2 All-Star Invitational: Jan 17-18 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament SC2 AI Tournament 2026 $21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7)
Strategy
Simple Questions Simple Answers
Custom Maps
[A] Starcraft Sound Mod
External Content
Mutation # 509 Doomsday Report Mutation # 508 Violent Night Mutation # 507 Well Trained Mutation # 506 Warp Zone
Brood War
General
[ASL21] Potential Map Candidates BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Gypsy to Korea BSL Season 2025 - Full Overview and Conclusion A cwal.gg Extension - Easily keep track of anyone
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] Non-Korean Championship - Starts Jan 10 Small VOD Thread 2.0 Azhi's Colosseum - Season 2
Strategy
Current Meta Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Game Theory for Starcraft
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Beyond All Reason Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread NASA and the Private Sector Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club! The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Navigating the Risks and Rew…
TrAiDoS
My 2025 Magic: The Gathering…
DARKING
Life Update and thoughts.
FuDDx
How do archons sleep?
8882
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1290 users

[R] Watching porn on dial-up

Blogs > Tony Campolo
Post a Reply
1 2 Next All
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 06:08:39
February 06 2011 10:01 GMT
#1
Hey, sorry for taking up space but I read a really great post by another poster at some point where he's discussing the meaning of life or some computer game or something and talks about how when he was younger he used to watch porn on a dial-up modem and would never know if the woman was a shemale until 10 minutes into downloading the picture.

If anyone knows where that post is please link it as I enjoyed the style of writing but can't for the life of me think of what it was about. I tried searching porn modem shemale dialup etc. But still can't find it. Thanks.

Found:

Now I know this sounds dumb. Going to the gym once a week without a diet plan does not make a successful bodybuilding programme. But you have to remember, this was 1996, and this was a completely different world from the one we live in now.

In those days, the hottest company around was Amazon.com, so named because the Yahoo search engine sorted websites by alphabetical order. The closest thing to a text message was paging 07734 to a friend, which spelled "hELLO", unless your friend didn't turn his pager upside down, in which case it just spelled 07734. The domain name google.com had not been registered yet. Surfing the net was done with a dial up modem that made a funny noise when it connected. And download speeds were so slow you could surf the whole night and only see 8 women (16 if you were looking for lesbians). Even worse, the pictures loaded slowly from top to bottom, so you were never quite sure if you were looking at a shemale until you'd wasted 10 minutes.

***
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
February 06 2011 10:05 GMT
#2
I like how it's a post about the meaning of life and the defining detail you remember is looking up porn on a dial-up modem haha.

Don't think I remember this particular post, but you could go ask in the find a thread thread I suppose.
TranslatorBaa!
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
February 06 2011 10:09 GMT
#3
I came in here expecting an epic thread. =(

Sorry, but I have no idea myself.
Writer
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
February 06 2011 10:12 GMT
#4
hahaha the help me find a thread blog. sorry will try to find if I can
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
February 06 2011 10:15 GMT
#5
the thread title is totally misleading
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
February 06 2011 10:26 GMT
#6
OP updated to reflect reader expectations.
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 10:33:34
February 06 2011 10:32 GMT
#7
okay, to tell you honestly starcraft brood war and starcraft 2 saved my life since I'm beginning to get addicted to porn before. (before I had a girl, all i did with the computer is download porn due to boredom, frequently jacking off and having no money go out and enjoy the sunshine)

I still remember, I was never a damn pervert, I never really liked to jack off until I was thirteen, I think that single japanese chick in a calendar made the make or break being addicted to master baytesion. which unfortunately the latter.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Speedbump
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
New Zealand338 Posts
February 06 2011 10:43 GMT
#8
Heh, why am I not surprised that OP's from NZ. Our internet is actually that bad. XD

No idea about how to find the post though. Probably something that could be rather scary to find results for if it goes wrong. ><
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
February 06 2011 11:26 GMT
#9
I loved your story. So cute, wonderful and true.

On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So true.
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
February 06 2011 11:46 GMT
#10
On February 06 2011 20:26 jlim wrote:
I loved your story. So cute, wonderful and true.

Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So true.


As i work for a adult entertainment website, i can say that many of our customers are actually 30+ and often even 40+.

Well, maybe it's because on our websites you have to pay for it and younger people don't like to pay for stuff they can get free.
KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
February 06 2011 15:16 GMT
#11
@morfildur: This man speaks the truth! younger people can find free porn that can satisfy themselves elsewhere :D
To Skeleton King: "Have you considered employment at Apple?"
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
February 06 2011 15:25 GMT
#12
On February 07 2011 00:16 KezseN wrote:
@morfildur: This man speaks the truth! younger people can find free porn that can satisfy themselves elsewhere :D


Funnily enough, I've always found free porn most rewarding and interesting than paid porn. Paid porn feels so... artificial.

btw OP sorry for derailing your blog I am afraid I can't help you, I'm relatively new here and never heard of that blog entry you're looking for. GL on that
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
February 06 2011 15:38 GMT
#13
Haha, when I was thirteen, I remember doing the same thing and rages every time it disconnects when it gets to the good bits.
Rillanon.au
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
February 06 2011 17:41 GMT
#14
On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So, so true =/
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
Synthesis
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada167 Posts
February 06 2011 19:03 GMT
#15
I definitely remember the post you're describing, but I'd have no idea how I would find it again.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
February 07 2011 03:59 GMT
#16
On February 07 2011 04:03 Synthesis wrote:
I definitely remember the post you're describing, but I'd have no idea how I would find it again.


Siiigh such a shame... Guess I'll just have to trawl through the blog posts of the last three months or so, LOL.
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
February 07 2011 04:59 GMT
#17
I remember something like this too... something about how it would take 10 minutes for the page to load and it loaded from top to bottom so he got a nasty surprise when it finished... lol
Fritts
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada63 Posts
February 07 2011 05:42 GMT
#18
One time during orgasm I clenched my teeth so hard that i broke one of my brackets on my braces. The following week when i went in to get it fixed i had to sit through a lecture about how i shouldn't bite into hard things and be more careful. Also, "breaking braces" quickly became a euphemism for masturbation in my dormitory.

Luckily I no longer have braces.
ArbAttack
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada198 Posts
February 07 2011 06:01 GMT
#19
On February 06 2011 20:46 Morfildur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 20:26 jlim wrote:
I loved your story. So cute, wonderful and true.

On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So true.


As i work for a adult entertainment website, i can say that many of our customers are actually 30+ and often even 40+.

Well, maybe it's because on our websites you have to pay for it and younger people don't like to pay for stuff they can get free.


Off topic here, but I've always been curious as to WHY people pay for porn? Is it because they don't know any free sites? Is it because they "love" a particular actress? I mean, I'd pay too for high-speed access if I were a multi-millionaire, but I don't think all of your customers are multi-millionaires.

If you could enlighten me on this I'd appreciate it Thanks.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
February 07 2011 06:06 GMT
#20
Found it bitches... Just did a search for shemale on Google site:teamliquid.net:

In those days, the hottest company around was Amazon.com, so named because the Yahoo search engine sorted websites by alphabetical order. The closest thing to a text message was paging 07734 to a friend, which spelled "hELLO", unless your friend didn't turn his pager upside down, in which case it just spelled 07734. The domain name google.com had not been registered yet. Surfing the net was done with a dial up modem that made a funny noise when it connected. And download speeds were so slow you could surf the whole night and only see 8 women (16 if you were looking for lesbians). Even worse, the pictures loaded slowly from top to bottom, so you were never quite sure if you were looking at a shemale until you'd wasted 10 minutes.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=98031
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
1 2 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
PiGosaur Monday
01:00
#65
PiGStarcraft629
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft629
RuFF_SC2 91
Nathanias 46
Ketroc 32
StarCraft: Brood War
Artosis 624
Shinee 61
Noble 38
Dota 2
monkeys_forever238
League of Legends
JimRising 699
Counter-Strike
m0e_tv333
taco 273
Foxcn219
minikerr31
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King97
Other Games
summit1g7486
tarik_tv6321
Day[9].tv428
C9.Mang0371
WinterStarcraft252
ViBE186
XaKoH 145
Maynarde125
febbydoto4
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1445
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 84
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Laughngamez YouTube
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Doublelift5336
• Scarra1409
Other Games
• Day9tv428
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
7h 3m
OSC
8h 3m
Clem vs Cure
ByuN vs TBD
TBD vs Solar
MaxPax vs TBD
Krystianer vs TBD
ShoWTimE vs TBD
Big Brain Bouts
2 days
Serral vs TBD
BSL 21
3 days
BSL 21
4 days
Wardi Open
5 days
Monday Night Weeklies
5 days
WardiTV Invitational
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-01-20
SC2 All-Star Inv. 2025
NA Kuram Kup

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
OSC Championship Season 13
Underdog Cup #3
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S1: W5
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Rongyi Cup S3
Nations Cup 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.