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Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 06:08:39
February 06 2011 10:01 GMT
#1
Hey, sorry for taking up space but I read a really great post by another poster at some point where he's discussing the meaning of life or some computer game or something and talks about how when he was younger he used to watch porn on a dial-up modem and would never know if the woman was a shemale until 10 minutes into downloading the picture.

If anyone knows where that post is please link it as I enjoyed the style of writing but can't for the life of me think of what it was about. I tried searching porn modem shemale dialup etc. But still can't find it. Thanks.

Found:

Now I know this sounds dumb. Going to the gym once a week without a diet plan does not make a successful bodybuilding programme. But you have to remember, this was 1996, and this was a completely different world from the one we live in now.

In those days, the hottest company around was Amazon.com, so named because the Yahoo search engine sorted websites by alphabetical order. The closest thing to a text message was paging 07734 to a friend, which spelled "hELLO", unless your friend didn't turn his pager upside down, in which case it just spelled 07734. The domain name google.com had not been registered yet. Surfing the net was done with a dial up modem that made a funny noise when it connected. And download speeds were so slow you could surf the whole night and only see 8 women (16 if you were looking for lesbians). Even worse, the pictures loaded slowly from top to bottom, so you were never quite sure if you were looking at a shemale until you'd wasted 10 minutes.

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While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
February 06 2011 10:05 GMT
#2
I like how it's a post about the meaning of life and the defining detail you remember is looking up porn on a dial-up modem haha.

Don't think I remember this particular post, but you could go ask in the find a thread thread I suppose.
TranslatorBaa!
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
February 06 2011 10:09 GMT
#3
I came in here expecting an epic thread. =(

Sorry, but I have no idea myself.
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
February 06 2011 10:12 GMT
#4
hahaha the help me find a thread blog. sorry will try to find if I can
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
February 06 2011 10:15 GMT
#5
the thread title is totally misleading
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
February 06 2011 10:26 GMT
#6
OP updated to reflect reader expectations.
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 10:33:34
February 06 2011 10:32 GMT
#7
okay, to tell you honestly starcraft brood war and starcraft 2 saved my life since I'm beginning to get addicted to porn before. (before I had a girl, all i did with the computer is download porn due to boredom, frequently jacking off and having no money go out and enjoy the sunshine)

I still remember, I was never a damn pervert, I never really liked to jack off until I was thirteen, I think that single japanese chick in a calendar made the make or break being addicted to master baytesion. which unfortunately the latter.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Speedbump
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
New Zealand338 Posts
February 06 2011 10:43 GMT
#8
Heh, why am I not surprised that OP's from NZ. Our internet is actually that bad. XD

No idea about how to find the post though. Probably something that could be rather scary to find results for if it goes wrong. ><
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
February 06 2011 11:26 GMT
#9
I loved your story. So cute, wonderful and true.

On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So true.
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
February 06 2011 11:46 GMT
#10
On February 06 2011 20:26 jlim wrote:
I loved your story. So cute, wonderful and true.

Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So true.


As i work for a adult entertainment website, i can say that many of our customers are actually 30+ and often even 40+.

Well, maybe it's because on our websites you have to pay for it and younger people don't like to pay for stuff they can get free.
KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
February 06 2011 15:16 GMT
#11
@morfildur: This man speaks the truth! younger people can find free porn that can satisfy themselves elsewhere :D
To Skeleton King: "Have you considered employment at Apple?"
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
February 06 2011 15:25 GMT
#12
On February 07 2011 00:16 KezseN wrote:
@morfildur: This man speaks the truth! younger people can find free porn that can satisfy themselves elsewhere :D


Funnily enough, I've always found free porn most rewarding and interesting than paid porn. Paid porn feels so... artificial.

btw OP sorry for derailing your blog I am afraid I can't help you, I'm relatively new here and never heard of that blog entry you're looking for. GL on that
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
February 06 2011 15:38 GMT
#13
Haha, when I was thirteen, I remember doing the same thing and rages every time it disconnects when it gets to the good bits.
Rillanon.au
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
February 06 2011 17:41 GMT
#14
On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So, so true =/
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
Synthesis
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada167 Posts
February 06 2011 19:03 GMT
#15
I definitely remember the post you're describing, but I'd have no idea how I would find it again.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
February 07 2011 03:59 GMT
#16
On February 07 2011 04:03 Synthesis wrote:
I definitely remember the post you're describing, but I'd have no idea how I would find it again.


Siiigh such a shame... Guess I'll just have to trawl through the blog posts of the last three months or so, LOL.
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
February 07 2011 04:59 GMT
#17
I remember something like this too... something about how it would take 10 minutes for the page to load and it loaded from top to bottom so he got a nasty surprise when it finished... lol
Fritts
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada63 Posts
February 07 2011 05:42 GMT
#18
One time during orgasm I clenched my teeth so hard that i broke one of my brackets on my braces. The following week when i went in to get it fixed i had to sit through a lecture about how i shouldn't bite into hard things and be more careful. Also, "breaking braces" quickly became a euphemism for masturbation in my dormitory.

Luckily I no longer have braces.
ArbAttack
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada198 Posts
February 07 2011 06:01 GMT
#19
On February 06 2011 20:46 Morfildur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 20:26 jlim wrote:
I loved your story. So cute, wonderful and true.

On February 06 2011 19:01 Tony Campolo wrote:
When you're 13-18 you think porn is the greatest thing ever invented but it's kind of like chocolate - you love it when you're younger, when you're older it's kind of meh.


So true.


As i work for a adult entertainment website, i can say that many of our customers are actually 30+ and often even 40+.

Well, maybe it's because on our websites you have to pay for it and younger people don't like to pay for stuff they can get free.


Off topic here, but I've always been curious as to WHY people pay for porn? Is it because they don't know any free sites? Is it because they "love" a particular actress? I mean, I'd pay too for high-speed access if I were a multi-millionaire, but I don't think all of your customers are multi-millionaires.

If you could enlighten me on this I'd appreciate it Thanks.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
February 07 2011 06:06 GMT
#20
Found it bitches... Just did a search for shemale on Google site:teamliquid.net:

In those days, the hottest company around was Amazon.com, so named because the Yahoo search engine sorted websites by alphabetical order. The closest thing to a text message was paging 07734 to a friend, which spelled "hELLO", unless your friend didn't turn his pager upside down, in which case it just spelled 07734. The domain name google.com had not been registered yet. Surfing the net was done with a dial up modem that made a funny noise when it connected. And download speeds were so slow you could surf the whole night and only see 8 women (16 if you were looking for lesbians). Even worse, the pictures loaded slowly from top to bottom, so you were never quite sure if you were looking at a shemale until you'd wasted 10 minutes.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=98031
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