|
As I crack another beer for the night, I am starting to collect a buzz. I thought I would just let this story go, because it's so stupid and fucked up, but I feel like the masses need to know for just in case they are every put in a terrible position like this. So yesterday I went out drinking with my friends, but it was kind of cut short because I blew my knee out last weekend, and now I'm on crutches.. so getting around the bars is quite a bitch.
Anyways, yesteday I came home and we were drinking back at our house with some people, but then I decided I wanted to go to sleep, so I went to my room and like usual I turned on my iPod to find something to listen to. Now, usually I listen to Standup comedy, because for some reason it helps me go to sleep, or as of late I've been listening to Kanye and Cudi's new CDs, but last night I thought I would make a "State of the Game" playlist with all the podcasts I have on there and just turn it to #24, their drunk podcast, and listen to that for a little while. This might of been a bad idea. Before, when I would listen to Dave Chappelle standup, I would sometimes have dreams where I would go out drinking with Chappelle and all my friends were straight geeking out and shit the whole night.. well this night in my dreams I was partying with LiquidTyler. (lol, I know this sounds really fucking geeky, but I can't control my dreams most of the time. And If I can, like If I'm having those epic dreams about bangin some chick, I always end up screwing it up or something and waking myself up.
So to the story. As I remember the dream started at a bar. I don't know how or why the fuck Tyler was in Fargo, North Dakota.. but he was. I walk up to him, because I'm not some shy little korean kid (sorry), and I started to talk to him. Like I said before, this dream is pretty nerdy. He talks to me for a while and saying how he has never been in Fargo before and then said he needed a place to stay, and so I offered him a couch at our house. Well, while we were downtown he was just walking around like he owned the place. Calling women bitches and having them come over to us and buying shots. We were sitting around a table, and there was him and I, and a bunch of girls.. and the whole time he was just doggin on me and shit totally being a cockblock. Then he starts to talk about how he is a professional SC2 player and how I blow, and for some reason in this alternate reality that I call my dreams, the girls were just flaunting around him. He wasn't just being a dick by dogging on me and shit, he was like pouring drinks on me and it was at the point where I was ready to put him in line and get pissed, but since it was my nightmare? I couldn't do anything about it and I continued just to take the harsh harassment of Nony. It was fucked up. Well this is really all I could remember about this part of the dream and then I woke up, because I had the usual symptoms of a headache, all warm, and cotton mouth from my hangover.
So I went back to bed again for a few more hours. Right before I went to bed, some cast was on with PainUser and all the rest, I think? anyways. Back into my dream. We were leaving the bar and we were trying to find a way home. Tyler saw my car (i don't know how he knew it was mine) and somehow coaxed me into driving me, him, and 4 other chicks back to our house. Now, in real life, I never fucking drive drunk, because so many people I know have been fucked over for DUIs so like the good little drunk I was I said no, and told him to drive us, and then he kept telling me he can't drive a manual. Somehow, in real life I drive an automatic, but in my dreams I drive a manual, so I nutted up and got into the car and started to drive home. As I'm driving home, he starts grabbing the wheel and shaking it around just to fuck with me. I end up getting pulled over, but somehow Tyler succeeds to talk his way out of me getting a DUI (the only solid he did for me this night). So we end up getting back to my house and I remember I went to go take a piss, and came back and everyone was gone and my door was locked to my room.
So.. now I'm trying to wrap this up so I can listen to the finally new SotG so here's the TL;DR.
1. Don't hang out with Tyler
2. ![[image loading]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/brockazure/tyler.png)
3. ![[image loading]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/brockazure/ricktyler.png)
so yeah.. there's my dream.
 
|
I read all of that and you gave the worst wrap up ever.
|
so umm...NonY is epic man, he got you out of a DUI, HE SAVED YOU! and hes also married so i dont think he would be cheating on his wife in the middle of nowhere
|
God, dream Tyler is such a dick.
|
reminds me of tyler durden....
|
Soooo I guess Tyler's joining Hotbid in the select group of TL people who appear in dreams...
|
I wish I had tyler dreams.
|
5/5 for being from North Dakota ^______^
|
|
|
On February 02 2011 14:01 da_head wrote:
wtf did i just read lmao
i don't know to be honest..
|
What amazed me is that you can continue your dreams after walking up shortly because I can't do that  , another thing that amazed me is how you remembered your dreams because I can't remember my dream after brushing my teeth and washing my face. Maybe sometimes I remember one scene in my dream but that's it, nothing detailed as yours.
|
Nothing about horses?
I am disappoint
|
On February 02 2011 14:16 Monkeyshark wrote:What amazed me is that you can continue your dreams after walking up shortly because I can't do that , another thing that amazed me is how you remembered your dreams because I can't remember my dream after brushing my teeth and washing my face. Maybe sometimes I remember one scene in my dream but that's it, nothing detailed as yours.
If I have a good/ memorable dream I can remember it for years. Heck, I remember some of the nightmares I used to have when I was a kid.
The waking up and going back to a dream thing is always a 50.50 though. It's always the best dreams that end at the worst times
Cool story: when I have to go to the bathroom in real life while I'm sleeping I'll know because I In my dream I'll get punched/stabbed/shot in the stomach.'lo and behold, when I wake up my stomach hurts.
Yeah I'm weird
|
I once had a dream where I was in a car with day[9] and we saw tasteless and artosis walking across the street. Day stopped the car pulled out a gun and shot them both before shooting himself in the head. I had been watching way too much english commentary that weekend.
|
+ Show Spoiler +Pretty weird dream, dude. I had a pretty weird dream. It inspired this: ![[image loading]](http://dl.dropbox.com/u/51844/TL/LiquidTyler.jpg)
|
On February 02 2011 15:07 Foreplay wrote:
I once had a dream where I was in a car with day[9] and we saw tasteless and artosis walking across the street. Day stopped the car pulled out a gun and shot them both before shooting himself in the head. I had been watching way too much english commentary that weekend.
LOL
what the hell. hahaha
and if he had a flavor text, it's gotta be one of those long ass ones like my comment.. or just "I'm just chilling." haha
|
No.3 the pimping Teeler is so funny, i just rofled!!!
|
Flavor text: Arbiterssssssssss...
|
I had a dream a year or so ago where he was building a Rube Goldberg machine in my garage and we couldn't pull the van in.
|
On February 02 2011 15:07 Foreplay wrote:
I once had a dream where I was in a car with day[9] and we saw tasteless and artosis walking across the street. Day stopped the car pulled out a gun and shot them both before shooting himself in the head. I had been watching way too much english commentary that weekend.
That dream is so gruesome like fuck! I mean what the, Day9's a psycho? My jaw really was hanging wide open when i read this. lololol
|
On February 02 2011 13:32 sob3k wrote:
God, dream Tyler is such a dick.
ahahaha
|
Obvious inception is obvious.
That being said, this is funny yet somewhat disturbing. I would really like to see Tyler's response to this. It would probably be as LOL-worthy as OP.
It would be awesome if he had a similar dream at the exact same time LOL.
|
On February 02 2011 19:28 eviltomahawk wrote:
Obvious inception is obvious.
That being said, this is funny yet somewhat disturbing. I would really like to see Tyler's response to this. It would probably be as LOL-worthy as OP.
It would be awesome if he had a similar dream at the exact same time LOL.
hahah
"so I had this dream the other day where I was in Fargo, ND for some odd reason, and this random dude came up to me and was talking to me so I just decided to fuck with him all night and use him for a ride and hospitality."
|
|
|
|
|
|
EPT
