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devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
January 05 2011 03:29 GMT
#1
Teehee. Herro. Let's jump into it o_O
Follow me on twitter! http://twitter.com/iamdevilrawr

(Black lady taps me on the back while I am with a customer.)
Her: "Ay you gots dapter?"
Me: "What?"
Her: "I need computer adapter wall plug"
Me: "Can you explain what you are trying to do?"
Her: "My girlfriend said she got this adapter for internet. It plugs into the wall and then to your computer. It gives you internet wirelessly."
Me: "Well your friend is making up a story, nothing like that exists."

(Asian guy comes up with a price tag.)
Him: "hav dis"
Me: "What? o_O"
Him: "dis her h0w muh"
Me: "369.99"
Him: "ok duh duh how mut taz"
Me: "What?"
Him: "taz"
Me: <.< "What?" -_-
Him: "u no taz. T I S. taz."
Me: "T I S is not a word."
(He makes a hand movement suggesting he needs a pen. I hand him one. Guy writes "TAX" on his hand.
Me: "Oh, tax. That's TAX. It's 5%."
(We go to the register, his screen shows 384.99 because of tax.)
Him: "WHAAAAAAAAAAT u sed 369"
Me: -_- "That's because of tax." (pause) "T I S. Tax."
Him: "o"
(Later my coworker says "Lol bro someone returned a one of those Compaqs. He said it wouldn't even turn on." It was him.)

(Guy about 50 or so comes in.)
Him: "Where the fuck is your dell's, all the other company's SUCK. Can you get some organization around here? I can't find shit. Get me a manager. NOW.
Me: "Ok."

(Talking with a couple on an i5 laptop. Wife jumps on the phone.)
Him: "She is talking to a guy that works at the Pentagon. He is super smart. He knows like everything." (More bragging...then she puts me on the phone with him.)
Me: "Hello o.o?"
Him: "Hey do you have that HP 399 500 megabyte laptop?"
Me: LoL

That's it for this week. follow my twitter for more stories and other stuff. twitter.com/iamdevilrawr


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http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 03:36:23
January 05 2011 03:36 GMT
#2
May I ask in which state do you work? (Just curious)
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
January 05 2011 03:40 GMT
#3
virginia
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
January 05 2011 03:43 GMT
#4
On January 05 2011 12:40 devil` wrote:
virginia


I see. For a second I thought you worked at a very rural state (hello Kansas).

Funny stuff
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
January 05 2011 03:46 GMT
#5
DUDE this was so funny. i am still laughing. thank you for this.. need MORE
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
January 05 2011 03:53 GMT
#6
wireless that uses a cable GENIUS
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
January 05 2011 04:09 GMT
#7
A 500 mb laptop.....I don't know what purpose a 500 mb laptop would serve someone in the pentagon, I mean the technology there must be significantly more advanced.
Thanks for these funny little anecdotes, I really find these blogs funny. =D
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2400 Posts
January 05 2011 04:11 GMT
#8
I just digged through your old ones and these are gold. Must be pretty amusing to live through these situations.
Disabled gamer - Diamond 3 (LoL) D+ Rank scrublord on BW. Bisu doesnt need DTs, He uses probes. just ask Flash.
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
January 05 2011 04:19 GMT
#9
On January 05 2011 12:43 Sufficiency wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 12:40 devil` wrote:
virginia


I see. For a second I thought you worked at a very rural state (hello Kansas).

Funny stuff


Virginia can be rather rural.
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
January 05 2011 04:30 GMT
#10
Anywhere can be rural, you just gotta know where to go
Hey! Listen!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 05 2011 04:35 GMT
#11
Where you work must be brutal.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
January 05 2011 04:36 GMT
#12
lololololol

i'm off to read your other blogs, this is good stuff
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 05 2011 04:38 GMT
#13
Hilarious, but thats how they make money. Rip off these clueless folk.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
January 05 2011 04:49 GMT
#14
Rofl, I could never bring myself to work as a (technology) salesman...
:)
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9824 Posts
January 05 2011 04:51 GMT
#15
They still have 500 mb laptops? o.O
And they sell for $399? Wow, I could make a fortune...
boomer hands
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
January 05 2011 04:53 GMT
#16
On January 05 2011 13:36 Realpenguin wrote:
lololololol

i'm off to read your other blogs, this is good stuff

this
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8036 Posts
January 05 2011 05:14 GMT
#17
Maybe the first person was talking about a powerline adapter? And by "wireless" she meant "without hooking up my computer directly to the router". Who knows though.
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devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
January 05 2011 05:17 GMT
#18
On January 05 2011 14:14 Spazer wrote:
Maybe the first person was talking about a powerline adapter? And by "wireless" she meant "without hooking up my computer directly to the router". Who knows though.


I showed her those lol
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
Coramoor
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada455 Posts
January 05 2011 05:27 GMT
#19
absolutely love your stuff, keep posting them, good luck in the trenches
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
January 05 2011 05:32 GMT
#20
WOW... hahahaha I've never even heard of anything like this where I live (California)
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