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Teehee. Herro. Let's jump into it o_O
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(Black lady taps me on the back while I am with a customer.)
Her: "Ay you gots dapter?"
Me: "What?"
Her: "I need computer adapter wall plug"
Me: "Can you explain what you are trying to do?"
Her: "My girlfriend said she got this adapter for internet. It plugs into the wall and then to your computer. It gives you internet wirelessly."
Me: "Well your friend is making up a story, nothing like that exists."
(Asian guy comes up with a price tag.)
Him: "hav dis"
Me: "What? o_O"
Him: "dis her h0w muh"
Me: "369.99"
Him: "ok duh duh how mut taz"
Me: "What?"
Him: "taz"
Me: <.< "What?" -_-
Him: "u no taz. T I S. taz."
Me: "T I S is not a word."
(He makes a hand movement suggesting he needs a pen. I hand him one. Guy writes "TAX" on his hand.
Me: "Oh, tax. That's TAX. It's 5%."
(We go to the register, his screen shows 384.99 because of tax.)
Him: "WHAAAAAAAAAAT u sed 369"
Me: -_- "That's because of tax." (pause) "T I S. Tax."
Him: "o"
(Later my coworker says "Lol bro someone returned a one of those Compaqs. He said it wouldn't even turn on." It was him.)
(Guy about 50 or so comes in.)
Him: "Where the fuck is your dell's, all the other company's SUCK. Can you get some organization around here? I can't find shit. Get me a manager. NOW.
Me: "Ok."
(Talking with a couple on an i5 laptop. Wife jumps on the phone.)
Him: "She is talking to a guy that works at the Pentagon. He is super smart. He knows like everything." (More bragging...then she puts me on the phone with him.)
Me: "Hello o.o?"
Him: "Hey do you have that HP 399 500 megabyte laptop?"
Me: LoL
That's it for this week. follow my twitter for more stories and other stuff. twitter.com/iamdevilrawr
  
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May I ask in which state do you work? (Just curious)
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On January 05 2011 12:40 devil` wrote:
virginia
I see. For a second I thought you worked at a very rural state (hello Kansas).
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DUDE this was so funny. i am still laughing. thank you for this.. need MORE
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wireless that uses a cable GENIUS
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A 500 mb laptop.....I don't know what purpose a 500 mb laptop would serve someone in the pentagon, I mean the technology there must be significantly more advanced.
Thanks for these funny little anecdotes, I really find these blogs funny. =D
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I just digged through your old ones and these are gold. Must be pretty amusing to live through these situations.
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On January 05 2011 12:43 Sufficiency wrote:I see. For a second I thought you worked at a very rural state (hello Kansas). Funny stuff
Virginia can be rather rural.
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Anywhere can be rural, you just gotta know where to go
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United States4796 Posts
Where you work must be brutal.
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lololololol
i'm off to read your other blogs, this is good stuff
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Hilarious, but thats how they make money. Rip off these clueless folk.
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Rofl, I could never bring myself to work as a (technology) salesman...
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They still have 500 mb laptops? o.O
And they sell for $399? Wow, I could make a fortune...
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On January 05 2011 13:36 Realpenguin wrote:
lololololol
i'm off to read your other blogs, this is good stuff
this
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Canada8035 Posts
Maybe the first person was talking about a powerline adapter? And by "wireless" she meant "without hooking up my computer directly to the router". Who knows though. 
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On January 05 2011 14:14 Spazer wrote:Maybe the first person was talking about a powerline adapter? And by "wireless" she meant "without hooking up my computer directly to the router". Who knows though.
I showed her those lol
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absolutely love your stuff, keep posting them, good luck in the trenches
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WOW... hahahaha I've never even heard of anything like this where I live (California)
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