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Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
January 05 2011 05:41 GMT
#21
That was hilarious, you sure have a lot to deal with.
I <3 Plexa.
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
January 05 2011 05:48 GMT
#22
OMG THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY XD.
Keep it up!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11587 Posts
January 05 2011 05:51 GMT
#23
WTF you live in virginia and you have yet to come to a LAN or dinner?
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devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
January 05 2011 06:02 GMT
#24
On January 05 2011 14:51 CaucasianAsian wrote:
WTF you live in virginia and you have yet to come to a LAN or dinner?


no car right now lol and your in like d.c.
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
January 05 2011 06:23 GMT
#25
Northern Virginia is pretty close to DC. Are you in NOVA?
안지호
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
January 05 2011 07:19 GMT
#26
lol I love these blogs, this one has been one of your better ones imo.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45177 Posts
January 05 2011 08:39 GMT
#27
I love these blogs too

Especially the anecdotes where people brag about how smart they are, yet they really can't tell their ass from their elbow. I mean, I don't expect everyone to be omnscient, but if you're going to claim to know your shit and then not know anything...

5/5, keep 'em coming please
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
sammler
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United Kingdom381 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 14:02:22
January 05 2011 14:01 GMT
#28
I had a corker this week too. Earlier on in the day, I'd been trying to remove a boxed microwave that was wedged between two shelves for an incredibly arrogant woman in a wheelchair. Little did I know it was pretty much holding up the above shelves and a shit ton of microwaves fell down on me, which I dodged like a bawss. Still, it was a busy Sale day so it was embarrassing.

Anyways, so later on this older couple comes up to me on laptops and drags me over to washing machines. They explain that they need one, but it cannot have green LEDs for superstitious reasons! So I politely started leafing through the manuals, hoping to find one that actually stated what colour LEDs it had. This was fruitless as I expected. So I again politely offered to write down the exact models they were interested in, and I could provide the customer service number for Zanussi and they could ring and find out which models didn't have green lights. So she suddenly goes off on one: 'Well I'M not trying to sell the machine'. At that point I really wanted to scream 'Well neither am fucking I', as if I give two shits whether we sell anything or not. Like I actually want to be there selling shitty mass-produced products to stupid people all day. As if her fucking superstitions should be accounted for by every retail outlet in the world.

So she mumbles to her husband 'we'll go elsewhere I think', and I walked to the staff room to calm down
"I wish I was good enough to be called bad by IdrA." - Moa
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11587 Posts
January 05 2011 16:59 GMT
#29
On January 05 2011 15:02 devil` wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 14:51 CaucasianAsian wrote:
WTF you live in virginia and you have yet to come to a LAN or dinner?


no car right now lol and your in like d.c.


i live in blacksburg at the moment, 4 hours away from DC. So distance is no excuse!
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Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
January 05 2011 19:23 GMT
#30
I don't know how I once did retail. If I went back to working with the public in this sense I don't think I could help myself from saying flat out "fuck off" to every impolite customer or from the pointless incidents listed above from idiot strangers. Superstitious about LEDs... jesus.
riesza
Profile Joined August 2010
66 Posts
January 05 2011 19:51 GMT
#31
Do price etiquettes in the US show untaxed prices?
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
January 05 2011 20:18 GMT
#32
I worked at fedex kinkos for 3 years and I heard some of the craziest stuff. Also people asking if they can copy money in color ink or obviously trying to make fake id's. (copying an id card of someone else, getting it laminated). People asking for legal advice or divorce forms. People wanting to copy an entire copyrighted book, etc etc. People who visit retail stores like kinkos or best buy tend to be much more uneducated in technology.
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
January 05 2011 20:19 GMT
#33
On January 06 2011 04:51 Lawdy wrote:
Do price etiquettes in the US show untaxed prices?



All prices listed are before sales tax unless otherwise specified since all non food items are subject to sales tax (cooked food items are also taxed).
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
January 05 2011 21:17 GMT
#34
Pretty sure it has to do with the fact that it costs more to print shit like 20 different times to account for all the differing state taxes, than to let the retailers determine how much the tax is.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
RageOverdose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States690 Posts
January 05 2011 23:10 GMT
#35
What's a 500 megabyte laptop? O.o

And someone needs to look up what a router does, and what ISP's do.
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