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Daigomi
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
South Africa4316 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 09:43:53
December 30 2010 09:31 GMT
#21
On December 30 2010 14:48 Divinek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 30 2010 14:46 cz wrote:
On December 30 2010 14:46 infinitestory wrote:
"gtfo in here" is an oxymoron

edit: whoa, 1999, better watch it


Nope, it's just contradictory and bad writing. That's my trademark.


an oxymoron is a contradiction, thats the definition

An oyxymoron is "seemingly" a contradiction, but not really, like "living dead" or "alone together". Not all contradictions are oxymorons though. Sometimes things that seem like contradictions just are contradictions.

That said, I have no idea if "gtfo in here" is an oxymoron or just a contradiction

EDIT: Also, story 4 is by far the craziest, but having your muscles act as body armour comes close. Also, what are 18's? I thought it was hands, but I couldn't figure out how 18's can refer to hands. Feet maybe?
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NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
December 30 2010 11:24 GMT
#22
this is so sad.
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
December 30 2010 14:44 GMT
#23
I read all the stories.. i was highly amused
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
December 30 2010 17:46 GMT
#24
On December 30 2010 18:31 Daigomi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 30 2010 14:48 Divinek wrote:
On December 30 2010 14:46 cz wrote:
On December 30 2010 14:46 infinitestory wrote:
"gtfo in here" is an oxymoron

edit: whoa, 1999, better watch it


Nope, it's just contradictory and bad writing. That's my trademark.


an oxymoron is a contradiction, thats the definition

An oyxymoron is "seemingly" a contradiction, but not really, like "living dead" or "alone together". Not all contradictions are oxymorons though. Sometimes things that seem like contradictions just are contradictions.

That said, I have no idea if "gtfo in here" is an oxymoron or just a contradiction

EDIT: Also, story 4 is by far the craziest, but having your muscles act as body armour comes close. Also, what are 18's? I thought it was hands, but I couldn't figure out how 18's can refer to hands. Feet maybe?


18s refer to the size of his arms, i.e. 18 inches (in circumference). It's from a bodybuilding site so it's common usage there, though I think this guy made up the term "cut like diamonds" to refer to how ripped his muscles are.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 17:53:00
December 30 2010 17:50 GMT
#25
On December 30 2010 16:50 FrankWalls wrote:
i actually find this guy's stories pretty funny


They are funny, that's why I posted them. The mod who renamed the blog didn't bother reading what I posted, but I wouldn't have brought it here if it wasn't good.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24747 Posts
December 30 2010 18:30 GMT
#26
I don't think the stories being funny or not justifies a blog title "TL gtfo in here now."
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 23:35:25
December 30 2010 23:31 GMT
#27
On December 31 2010 03:30 micronesia wrote:
I don't think the stories being funny or not justifies a blog title "TL gtfo in here now."


lol? I can't name my blog that with justification but you can rename it to something that was (attempted to be) hurtful/insulting? If it comes down to actual justification, you will lose the argument 10000x.

You renamed it (and to what you did) because you felt like it and have the power to do so, but to go so far as to claim it was justified is outside of the bounds of reality.\

w/e haters gonna hate.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24747 Posts
December 30 2010 23:38 GMT
#28
If you had asked for a reasonable thread title I would have changed it from the one I put to the one you requested immediately... something that actually related to the content of the blog. I would have no justification to refuse such a request. Even now I'll change it if you want :p
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 23:44:35
December 30 2010 23:43 GMT
#29
On December 31 2010 08:38 micronesia wrote:
If you had asked for a reasonable thread title I would have changed it from the one I put to the one you requested immediately... something that actually related to the content of the blog. I would have no justification to refuse such a request. Even now I'll change it if you want :p


No, it's okay, the blog has run it's course now. Just didn't understand why it was changed - I like to name my blogs in my own way to get views and it goes along with the style of the blog post...

Anyway thanks for offering to change it back and explaining, I just felt bad that I did put some work into getting some stories together than are actually quite good (in their own way) only to get ppl say "LOL DIDNT READ" because of the changed blog title.

You seem cool: respect.
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
December 31 2010 20:24 GMT
#30
On December 30 2010 17:38 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
Hey b1tches I bet I could knock the **** out of this pansyass mother****** any day of the week and still have time to go to the gym and get jacked :D


??? I don't know what you're talking about, because I didn't read the OP.
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