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Welcome back once again to another "Shit they ask". After a rough holiday season, things are starting to come back together at work.
(Guy in camouflage overalls comes in with dirt and other nasty ass shit all over him.) "Howdy buddy, can you tell me where the laptops with built in routers are?" "You mean with the built-in wireless adapters?" "No, with the built-in routers!"
(A guy I helped a few days ago comes in a day later. The guy claimed to know everything about computers when I was talking with him. He comes in a day later and comes and finds me.) "HEY YOU, YOU SAID MY LAPTOP WOULD COME WITH A MOUSE!" Me: o_O. "Wheres your supervisor?" My sup laughed in his face because he was there when we were selling him the laptop.
(Guy comes in with a laptop he dropped down a flight of 32 stairs. He wanted a new laptop. After finding a laptop he liked I was explaining to him the benefits of protection warranties.) "Those are a waste of money." "Sir, your laptop is only 5 months old and you already broke it. It would be stupid to not get it on this laptop." "They are a waste of money, I never drop stuff." My response: facepalm.
(The big hit this holiday season were the cheap ass netbooks and laptops.) A guy comes in Christmas eve and was raging because we did not have any left. I simply told him to get gift cards. He started poking the shit out of me with his finger. I kept backing up and he kept chasing me poking me and yelling. I started running lmfao.
(A customer comes up to me asking me about a laptop. I told her there was 1 left and she better hurry up. She turns the corner.) "Is this the laptop you were talking about?" she asked while another customer was holding the last one. "Yes" I said. She then grabbed the laptop out of her hand and started running to checkout. The other lady went up there and they started fighting and pulling eachother's hair. It was a must-see.
(A man and his wife came in for an iPad. Unfortunately for him we were sold out.) "You mean to tell me I drove almost an hour to come pick this up when you don't have any?" I told him he should have called. His response: "I don't have a phone, how am I supposed to call?" He asked it in away that he actually wanted an answer. I told him it was not my fault and that I could not sell the display. He then took the iPad on display and stabbed the screen with a knife and walked out. He is probably sitting in jail right now.
(There was a customer in one of the aisles acting suspicious so I went to see what was happening. He was apparently trying to steal a laptop and was like cutting the box an inch or so every minute. I called the cops and 20 minutes later he was still doing it. I walked up to him and was like "bye".) He tried running but they had a cop at the front doors. GG.
(This older but hot looking woman comes in and wants to get a "deal".) She says "If you give me half off I will show you my hoo-ha's. I was like wtf and said ok. I did not give her half off because I can't. Lol.
(I am talking with a customer when my co-worker interrupts.) "Sir have you ever been to a third world country?" "He says yes, why?" My co-worker asks if people ask for discounts over there or if its just here, because foreigners had been asking us for discounts all day.
Alright, that's all I can really think of that happened over the last few days that was relatively funny. I made a twitter so please follow me on it for updates and random stories. It's twitter.com/iamdevilrawr
Visit my blog as well it's devilsfeed.info
Hope you had a merry christmas and have a happy new year!
 
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On December 28 2010 13:42 devil` wrote:
(This older but hot looking woman comes in and wants to get a "deal".) She says "If you give me half off I will show you my hoo-ha's. I was like wtf and said ok. I did not give her half off because I can't. Lol.
LOL golden!
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Pretty funny, I love stories about the guy who just stabbed the screen and the guy who was trying to steal a laptop!
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Lol, much better than the last one
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lol reminds me of all kinds of shit I put up with working at best buy in computers department with ppl who had english as like their 3rd language. Things like this would happen on more than one occasion:
"Where are your wiffy rooters?"
"????"
"wiffy rooters, you know so can connect mine notebook to the cloud things and check emails"
"oh, wi-fi routers?"
"ya where find?"
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any of this stuff actually true? Find it hard to believe a woman would offer to show you her breasts in order to get a deal, that only works on the street >.<
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On December 28 2010 14:10 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
any of this stuff actually true? Find it hard to believe a woman would offer to show you her breasts in order to get a deal, that only works on the street >.<
All of it is true. The city I live in is ridiculous.
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All this outlandish shit happened in "the last few days"!!?? I'm sorry but I just don't believe you. Even with the holiday season, I mean, wow!, where the hell do you live!?
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On December 28 2010 14:13 devil` wrote:Show nested quote +On December 28 2010 14:10 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
any of this stuff actually true? Find it hard to believe a woman would offer to show you her breasts in order to get a deal, that only works on the street >.< All of it is true. The city I live in is ridiculous.
Pics or it didn't happen. Of course I'm kidding =P... but srsly thanks for putting this up. Kinda saddens me this happens around Christmas time too but hey, what can we do?
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On December 28 2010 14:16 Pseudo_Utopia wrote:
All this outlandish shit happened in "the last few days"!!?? I'm sorry but I just don't believe you. Even with the holiday season, I mean, wow!, where the hell do you live!?
Shit happens on a daily basis...
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On December 28 2010 13:42 devil` wrote:
(This older but hot looking woman comes in and wants to get a "deal".) She says "If you give me half off I will show you my hoo-ha's. I was like wtf and said ok. I did not give her half off because I can't. Lol.
Pics or it didnt happen.
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On December 28 2010 14:10 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
any of this stuff actually true? Find it hard to believe a woman would offer to show you her breasts in order to get a deal, that only works on the street >.<
I can't fathom this happening 'over the last few days' no matter how crowded the store is. Especially since nothing's open on Christmas.
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some are hard to believe, but your blogs are always entertaining =)
But it's better to make it 100% truthful yet a little dull than make shit up (I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying thats the general rule of thumb)
KEEP THEM COMING! 5/5
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On December 28 2010 14:18 devil` wrote:Show nested quote +On December 28 2010 14:16 Pseudo_Utopia wrote:
All this outlandish shit happened in "the last few days"!!?? I'm sorry but I just don't believe you. Even with the holiday season, I mean, wow!, where the hell do you live!? Shit happens on a daily basis...
Yeah like no one has friends working at Best Buy. Daily basis would be a no.
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I can imagine this happening in the holiday season...
Thanks for the stories, OP! Enjoyed this set a lot more than some of the previous ones.
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On December 28 2010 14:23 hazelynut wrote:
I can imagine this happening in the holiday season...
Detroit?
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On December 28 2010 14:22 News wrote:Show nested quote +On December 28 2010 14:18 devil` wrote:On December 28 2010 14:16 Pseudo_Utopia wrote:
All this outlandish shit happened in "the last few days"!!?? I'm sorry but I just don't believe you. Even with the holiday season, I mean, wow!, where the hell do you live!? Shit happens on a daily basis... Yeah like no one has friends working at Best Buy. Daily basis would be a no.
My gf works at a best guy. She tells me the crazy things that happens. This isn't too far off from what happens with her.
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Fact is that this guy starts off with some semi-believable stories and somehow conveniently as he begins his daily writing journey more outrageous stuff starts to happen at his store. Up until today the craziest story was nowhere close to stabbing the i-pad display with a knife then running out. Not like he worked there for a week and all of this just downed on him.
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On December 28 2010 14:43 News wrote:
Fact is that this guy starts off with some semi-believable stories and somehow conveniently as he begins his daily writing journey more outrageous stuff starts to happen at his store. Up until today the craziest story was nowhere close to stabbing the i-pad display with a knife then running out. Not like he worked there for a week and all of this just downed on him.
Holiday season. Come on, give the guy the benefit of the doubt... >.>
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I've seen and heard about shit almost as bad as this and I live in a town of 46 000, with only one small walmart and no best buy/etc. Hell, some old fool ran over a kid because the kid got to a iPhone before he did.
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