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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
December 24 2010 19:46 GMT
#21
If girls were pokemon it'd be easy, get your one master ball and save it for one girl and you'd never lose.
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 24 2010 19:51 GMT
#22
No, girls are pokemon. There's just no masterball. Empirical proof:

LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
December 24 2010 19:52 GMT
#23
what if I accidentally used my masterball 5 years ago on a passing rattata and now I find myself in the unknown dungeon faced up against mewtwo with only poke balls in my inventory... sigh fml.
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2196 Posts
December 24 2010 20:06 GMT
#24
at least you have balls. we rattata get to sit in the tall grass munching aimlessly.

apparently, we are also weak to normal attack.
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
December 24 2010 20:07 GMT
#25
gotta beat the woman down to 1 hp then throw the pokeball?

nah thats messed up lol, or i guess its just more like seducing them til they're about to faint, aka booze em up.

that sounds equally messed up lol. Save the masterball, or ask mona, she's like halfway in between poke and masterball
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LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
December 24 2010 20:10 GMT
#26
oh yeah I forgot about that, beat down to 1hp and then do like a freeze or paralyze move, or put to sleep? that really increases chances of success.

wow Durans blog has been hijacked to heck. lol.
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
December 24 2010 20:13 GMT
#27
I blame ultraballs, and Mona
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d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
December 24 2010 21:19 GMT
#28
so check it, some kinds of status effects give you better catch rate

so it's best if the pokemon is sleeping or frozen, then followed by paralyze/burn/poison/etc.

I mean it kind of correlates with reality amirite
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
December 24 2010 21:26 GMT
#29
Women are Pokemon...
They're those Abras near Cerulean City that Teleport when you encounter them.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
December 24 2010 21:28 GMT
#30
ya actually I just did random stuff and it worked.
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
December 24 2010 21:47 GMT
#31
On December 25 2010 06:28 Xeris wrote:
ya actually I just did random stuff and it worked.

you mean rotate the d-pad and hold the b button when the ball is capturing right? keke~
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
December 24 2010 22:08 GMT
#32
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANNNNNNNNNNN!!!
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
[Eternal]Phoenix
Profile Joined December 2010
United States333 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-24 22:16:11
December 24 2010 22:11 GMT
#33
On December 25 2010 07:08 Xeris wrote:
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANNNNNNNNNNN!!!


Double rainbow?

I guess I should say something constructive too...

On topic: Girls are simple. Most girls are not complicated but just want to feel like they're interesting/special (even though they're probably not). Just remember that and dealing with women is easy.
'environmental legislation is like cutting scvs to stop an imaginary allin that is never going to come, while your opponent ecos and expands continually'
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 24 2010 22:22 GMT
#34
On December 24 2010 20:08 Skyze wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2010 20:05 Xeris wrote:
On December 24 2010 19:46 Mora wrote:
you know Xeris... i think i've known you longer than anyone else online. Everyone else from $playaz$ days no longer plays (as far as i know?)

I saw GSR on WoW a few years back. I don't know if Cyc still plays, but i've known him longer than even $playaz$.

You ever talk to Romeo, Diablo, Mog, GSR, Crazed, ?


Nope T__T! Last I talked to Mog was around 2006 or so... everyone else, NO idea


Most of them are on SC2 right now honestly.. Romeo and Crazed anyways.. Kowboy (Falling[StaR!]) and arf and afew others too.. I recall Cyc playing beta I think but havent seen him on retail.


! who are you?

does anagarika play? tym?

i was $playaz$-wubby way back then.
Happiness only real when shared.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 24 2010 22:24 GMT
#35
On December 25 2010 04:51 Chef wrote:
No, girls are pokemon. There's just no masterball. Empirical proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpZpQid-kN8&t=1m2s


that was awesome.
Happiness only real when shared.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
December 24 2010 23:48 GMT
#36
Quality blog (Y)
you are perfect porcelain.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
December 25 2010 02:27 GMT
#37
On December 25 2010 05:06 hazelynut wrote:
at least you have balls. we rattata get to sit in the tall grass munching aimlessly.

apparently, we are also weak to normal attack.

Do we have to be rattata??? I wanna be a pidgey T_T

and when was normal dealing bonus vs normal even implemented??? i don't remember that in RBY
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
December 25 2010 03:04 GMT
#38
this is a smart blog. most times I've failed with girls it has been at least in part because I did not heed tips 2 and 3 in the OP.
✌
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 25 2010 03:12 GMT
#39
the sc/pokemon jokes are golden
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
December 25 2010 03:35 GMT
#40
On December 25 2010 05:06 hazelynut wrote:
at least you have balls. we rattata get to sit in the tall grass munching aimlessly.

apparently, we are also weak to normal attack.

Was that intentional?


Also, I'm pretty sure you're a Snorlax. 1) always asleep, and 2) ... kekekeke. nomnomnom
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