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Okay, so I laid out the general idea in the last blog?/post? (fuck I need to quit lurking and post more.)
If you can't see the OB (original blog?)/have no idea what I'm going on about ... 20 year old virgin desperately trying to get me some.
Anyway, so the situation is that I went out on a date with this girl before intersession, and halfway through she confided in me "I would NEVER go out on a date with a guy who I hadn't considered sleeping with."
The plot thickens. Not too sure what this means. She could be playing me like a pro.
Alternatively, I'm living in a frat house this semester (already a brother, no more bullshit pledging -- and NO POSTS concerning hazing -- no gay bullshit was done) and I hope that if the primary female of interest isn't dtf, then a sea of women will be options. Note that this is a "top tier fraternity"; I hate the designation because of its elistism, but let's just say that we have a philanthropy which girls are fined for not showing up because we are #1 -- so expect lots of girls around the OP one way or another.
The weigh in:
6'7'', 200 lbs, pale, out of shape, awkward, tremendously smooth when comfortable with said girl. No lie, I have some game, gentlemen. Problem is that most girls back away because I'm awkward at first. Oh, and I plan on getting back into shape to facilitate the female interest. If you all care enough about my struggle for need of a picture, OP will delivar. By the way, expect double entendres/4chan in my speech because they are ubiquitous in my everyday life. Mods: No macros will be posted, not too many memes will go unjustified.
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On December 24 2010 13:54 ActualSteve wrote:
Anyway, so the situation is that I went out on a date with this girl before intersession, and halfway through she confided in me "I would NEVER go out on a date with a guy who I hadn't considered sleeping with."
Um, I think you may have blown your only chance if you let this one pass by lol
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It is what it is. Take it for face value, she wants your oingo-boingo in her velvet underground.
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Please tell me you didn't let her go -_-
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On December 24 2010 14:02 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On December 24 2010 13:54 ActualSteve wrote:
Anyway, so the situation is that I went out on a date with this girl before intersession, and halfway through she confided in me "I would NEVER go out on a date with a guy who I hadn't considered sleeping with."
Um, I think you may have blown your only chance if you let this one pass by lol
Meh, she told me she wanted a second date.
And it is an honor to have you post on my behalf, sir.
Was happy to see the day you became a banling. Now go and give baller his chance.
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Would've replied with "Well u kno no guy goes on a date with a girl he hasn't already imagined sleeping with :D"
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"I would NEVER go out on a date with a guy who I hadn't considered sleeping with."
She's not playing you, she wants sex. I figure this is pretty simple and blatant..they arent usually so forthcoming 
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On December 24 2010 14:08 DoX.) wrote:
Would've replied with "Well u kno no guy goes on a date with a girl he hasn't already imagined sleeping with :D"
"Well you know that no guy goes on a second date with a girl without already having slept with her"
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you make me miss fakesteve
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i fucking hate girls, and the fact that they make people overanalyze every fucking situation
honestly, do what you think you should do. dont give it as much thought as you are. hang out with her, then fuck her. dont loaft because you're going to hate yourself for it.
that is all
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honestly you're 6'7" so unless you're hiding a micro dick, you should get laid within the week. Just get her alone and drop your pants to show her the goods.
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So you have game, but you haven't been laid yet.
Isn't the definition of having game meaning that you can sleep with women rather convincingly?
I'm sorry, but i'm not seeing the logic of your cockiness.
+ Show Spoiler +And, jesus, you just REEK of Bro
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On December 24 2010 14:44 iG.Aura wrote:
i fucking hate girls, and the fact that they make people overanalyze every fucking situation
honestly, do what you think you should do. dont give it as much thought as you are. hang out with her, then fuck her. dont loaft because you're going to hate yourself for it.
that is all
this guy speaks all sorts of rights.
dont wait, she gave you an timing window take it, because it'll close fast if you don't.
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I don't think 4chan has gotten anyone laid. Drop it from your speech patterns and shit may come together a bit quicker. If you are truly smooth, then work on being more comfortable. What is making you so uncomfortable? Target that. Also, double entendres only work with certain women, assuming they are already comfortable. They can work as great ice breakers, but if you sense at all she isn't comfortable, you're shooting yourself in the dick. Good luck man, I don't think it's going to be as hard as you think it is.
Also, if she doesn't date people she hasn't considered sleeping with, she's not playing with you. That's not something you say for the lulz.
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gogo for the timing push, make sure you get through her natural and into her main 
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On December 24 2010 13:54 ActualSteve wrote:
double entendres/4chan
double entendres are awesome in their own way like terrible newspaper puns, but 4chan??? come onnnnnnn
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On December 24 2010 14:06 ActualSteve wrote:Show nested quote +On December 24 2010 14:02 micronesia wrote:On December 24 2010 13:54 ActualSteve wrote:
Anyway, so the situation is that I went out on a date with this girl before intersession, and halfway through she confided in me "I would NEVER go out on a date with a guy who I hadn't considered sleeping with."
Um, I think you may have blown your only chance if you let this one pass by lol Meh, she told me she wanted a second date. And it is an honor to have you post on my behalf, sir. Was happy to see the day you became a banling. Now go and give baller his chance.
Then go on a second date, then a third and see where it leads. Try not to overthink it, and act normal. If your only thougth during the whole date is " Am I getting laid? Am I getting laid ?" then you will fail sooner or later. Just try not to make the date akward, and make a move and the end of one date ( Do not wait 15 dates ). Worst case scenario : you dont get laid, Best one : You got yourself a new GF =)
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On December 24 2010 22:52 Hawk wrote:double entendres are awesome in their own way like terrible newspaper puns, but 4chan??? come onnnnnnn
Should have clarified that my internet speech and my game are two separate animals.
Oh, and the guy who made reference to my micro-penis, haha oh god I laughed.
You guys tend to get creative.
Update: She hasn't texted me back ... hmm ... I think she's in another country.
Btw, folks I appreciate the advice, but let's face it ... this blog/my journey would be less epic if I conformed to "wait til you're ready". I'm thinking of swift and decisive action. That is all.
And can someone PM me as to how to piece this blog together a bit more seamlessly? Sucks that I'm taking up multiple spots on the blog page.
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Dude, you can just edit "updates" to the original post of a blog
Also, "picz or it didn' happen" was made for this very moment. 
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Well, I'm gonna check this once daily I think ...
My idea is simple: with each developing stage I make a new update or whatever.
And yes, there will be evidence, "Mod willing".
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Please for the love of all that is good, when a girl tells you she wants to have sex, make a move man!!!! Girls don't say things like "I only go on a date with a guy I'd have sex with" while on a date and want you to shake her hand at the end of the date.....
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On December 24 2010 13:54 ActualSteve wrote:
Alternatively, I'm living in a frat house this semester (already a brother, no more bullshit pledging -- and NO POSTS concerning hazing -- no gay bullshit was done) and I hope that if the primary female of interest isn't dtf, then a sea of women will be options. Note that this is a "top tier fraternity"; I hate the designation because of its elistism, but let's just say that we have a philanthropy which girls are fined for not showing up because we are #1 -- so expect lots of girls around the OP one way or another.
I didn't know REAL PEOPLE said this. I honestly only thought the guys on Jersey Shore were saying this.
In anycase, I didn't read much else, but good luck I guess?
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This is my thing with girls. Don't overanalyze these types of comments and just take it for what it is, an invitation. What happens if you're wrong? If you do it confidently it won't matter.
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LOL college days. You frat kids take yourselves way too seriously; have fun with your sorostitutes and get back to us when you start getting bored.
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On December 26 2010 17:20 InsideTheBox wrote:
LOL college days. You frat kids take yourselves way too seriously; have fun with your sorostitutes and get back to us when you start getting bored.
I wish I could "like" posts like on Facebook.
This would be one of them.
Oh, and "DTF" has been around a long time. Don't think that Mike the Situation thought that up.
He did claim that, as a method of protection from STIs, he put hoes in hottubs to sterilize them.
Guys, I think that blog post #3 will be released in ~10 days, as my foray into said girl will be in phase two or not. In the meantime, I wish you all happy holidays.
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