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Just got my ass kicked by a 60-year old grandma

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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 21 2010 08:01 GMT
#1
All right, so I went to an indoor badminton court, and I just see a bunch of old people playing, so I decide to wait for some people my age to start playing. Now, this was about the second time I've ever played badminton, but you know, how hard can it be? I can play tennis decently, and I'm fairly athletic, so I wasn't expecting much. Boy, was I wrong.

This old grandma, like 60 years old, asks me to play, and I say ok. I was going to go easy on her, until I saw her hit the ball. Man, that thing went like a 100 mph. It was faster than a damn baseball pitch lol. I proceed to get beat 21-0. And it wasn't just this, she went on to talk trash to me afterwards. She went on about how I couldn't hit the ball like a man, and how she thought I was in elementary school (I am in high school).

During the game, she asks me if I ate lunch, and I reply that I did, and then she asks me why I can't hit the ball hard even though I ate. Then she asks how old I am, and I reply 17, and she says, "Wow, I thought you were in elementary school. You look really young for your age." I got my pride wounded, but what am I gonna do, she kicked my ass in badminton, and in Korea, it is really really bad to say anything disrespectful to your elders. So I just walk away, and sit down on a bench, watching others play.

I looked carefully, and realized all the people were wearing special badminton clothes and shoes. Seriously, you should have seen them, they were like wearing a badminton uniform or something. And even though they were old, they hit the ball faster than a damn tennis serve.

Man, I will never look at badminton, or old people in the same way ever again.

****
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 08:03:33
December 21 2010 08:03 GMT
#2
Must be Idra's Gramma.

edit- Grackma
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
December 21 2010 08:08 GMT
#3
Clearly shows how egoistic you are when you go by appearances
Just always do your best and just crush every opponent you can :D

You got served for underestimating her

But the grandma trash talking is obviously bad but atleast she's competitive lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 21 2010 08:11 GMT
#4
On December 21 2010 17:08 shannn wrote:
Clearly shows how egoistic you are when you go by appearances
Just always do your best and just crush every opponent you can :D

You got served for underestimating her

But the grandma trash talking is obviously bad but atleast she's competitive lol.

Yeah, but I mean, what would you do if some really old person came up to you and asked you to play 1v1 against him in basketball. I think most people would go easy on them, even if they aren't egoistic. But yes, I did underestimate her, and I did get served. And I even got bm'ed too
KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
December 21 2010 08:11 GMT
#5
I know how you feel... but in China.... they kicked my ass in ping pong o.0
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lyAsakura
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1414 Posts
December 21 2010 08:13 GMT
#6
Badminton is the hardest sport ever... I don't know how people can return one of those birdie smashes. They go from their racket to the ground before you even see their racket move... Nothing like tennis, imo.
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
December 21 2010 08:13 GMT
#7
Grackma ... lol genius, but damn 60 year old ... yeah anyone would've went easy on someone like that just because it's logical. It's not like your going in with the mindset "I'm going to destroy them".
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nalho
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States351 Posts
December 21 2010 08:14 GMT
#8

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Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.
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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 08:20:20
December 21 2010 08:15 GMT
#9
Badminton is no jokes man.
+ Show Spoiler +





Got raped by a girl one month ago... i didn't even shake hands, i just muttered "well played" without looking her.
I felt like a huge loser during one week lol. Not because i have lost but because i behaved like a very insecure and rude guy
I can't wait to play her again just because i want to prove that i'm not a sore loser this time.

So don't feel bad man, the most important thing as an amateur is not to win, it is to get better and to be mannered. And since you need to lose a lot to better players if you want to improve you should't get angry if a grandma kick your ass :p

<3 Badminton
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BenKen
Profile Joined August 2009
United States860 Posts
December 21 2010 08:16 GMT
#10
I just searched Wikipedia for the the badminton ball, the shuttlecock (hur hur):

Feather shuttles may come off the strings at speeds in excess of 320 km/h (200 mph) but slow down faster as they drop.


Holy Check, you weren't lying about being faster than a baseball pitch! Thanks for the heads up, now I know not to play badminton with anyone that could potentially humiliate me lol.
I deadlift for Aiur
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
December 21 2010 08:16 GMT
#11
On December 21 2010 17:13 kOre wrote:
Grackma ... lol genius, but damn 60 year old ... yeah anyone would've went easy on someone like that just because it's logical. It's not like your going in with the mindset "I'm going to destroy them".


Hahahahha...my thoughts exactly.

"IMA RIP THIS OLD COOT A NEW ONE!!!"
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 21 2010 08:35 GMT
#12
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

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Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

Lol dude, I loved your cartoon. And yeah, she did have a face like that, and you could see her grinning about how she beat a teenager.

This pic is so funny, I'm posting it on facebook
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
December 21 2010 08:36 GMT
#13
My high school gym teacher was a 60 year old grandma and raped the shorts off of all of us except this one Thai exchange student who may have been the best badminton player in the entire Alpha Quadrant.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
OMin
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States545 Posts
December 21 2010 08:38 GMT
#14
On December 21 2010 17:35 Tazza wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

Lol dude, I loved your cartoon. And yeah, she did have a face like that, and you could see her grinning about how she beat a teenager.

This pic is so funny, I'm posting it on facebook

why was he banned for that? i thought it was done in good humor
bakedace
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States672 Posts
December 21 2010 08:39 GMT
#15
Koreans are so serious about how "skilled" one is.. Competition seems very thick. even between a 60 year old and a teenager...
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 21 2010 08:42 GMT
#16
On December 21 2010 17:39 bakedace wrote:
Koreans are so serious about how "skilled" one is.. Competition seems very thick. even between a 60 year old and a teenager...

No, not really. I mean, I didn't have a serious intention of winning or anything like that. I just posted this because I thought it was kind of funny what happened, with the bm and all. I'm not gonna commit suicide or anything because an elder person beat me in a sport
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
December 21 2010 08:42 GMT
#17
Old people never fail to amaze me whenever I see them play some sport. I've seen them destroy people in basketball/handball/tennis/ping pong/billiards.
Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 08:57:15
December 21 2010 08:47 GMT
#18
On December 21 2010 17:11 KezseN wrote:
I know how you feel... but in China.... they kicked my ass in ping pong o.0


Olds in Asia are not to be trifled with.
[image loading]

Its nice to be in a place that still values its elders.
[image loading]

Obesity does not exist outside of the globalized McIpod youth (in China).

It's pretty amazing the way public parks function in Beijing. From dawn till dusk hundreds of people can be found playing badmintion, chinese chess, ping-pong, tai ji, walking, singing, etc.
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
December 21 2010 08:47 GMT
#19
Such a good sport. I started playing in the october of last year. Some of my friends are just insanely good at the game, but it helps me improve quickly. I advise you to stick to the sport for sure. One of my favourite things about the sport is that anybody of any stature can get really good. Of course there is an ideal physique, but it's all mostly about skill and technique rather than physique.

Oh and for the record, a couple months ago, I got served by a lady in her late 40's. It's really not that uncommon. Pretty damn funny that she bm'ed you afterwards Hopefully you gain some motivation to improve from this experience rather than quitting. Don't carry pride in this sport, it'll just be shattered by some the people that you'd least expect.
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 21 2010 08:48 GMT
#20
On December 21 2010 17:42 Kinky wrote:
Old people never fail to amaze me whenever I see them play some sport. I've seen them destroy people in basketball/handball/tennis/ping pong/billiards.

I hope I become one of those old people. Without the bm that is
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
December 21 2010 08:53 GMT
#21
Like i can see this happening because the ability to flick the wrist is able to be kept to a certain degree in old age, but you should have seen these old folks at the soccer field

one of them did a muthafucking pseudo-bicycle kick
wow that was amazing
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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
December 21 2010 08:54 GMT
#22
Badminton is awesome. My name actually has something to do with badminton.
Brad~
Profile Joined May 2005
United States63 Posts
December 21 2010 09:06 GMT
#23
On December 21 2010 17:54 AirbladeOrange wrote:
Badminton is awesome. My name actually has something to do with badminton.


Yeah, it's Bad.
Terranesque
Profile Joined September 2007
119 Posts
December 21 2010 09:06 GMT
#24
Lolled, this is great.
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
December 21 2010 09:07 GMT
#25
When I saw the blog title I hoped it was about Starcraft, so I could make a joke about her age being higher than her APM.

Still a good read though~
Don't hate the player, hate the game
shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
December 21 2010 09:11 GMT
#26
Guess I'm like the only one who wouldn't go easy on anyone like an elder ><
I'm Asian and I respect my elders very much but when competing my parent's always told me to give everything I got no matter who.
An elder may look fragile but that's a presumption hence I will never back down even if he/she looks crippled. I just treat everyone the same no matter the age or looks when it comes to any game.

This blog just showed me that looks / age doesn't matter because they can still beat you in a game which I respect the elder for being able to compete very well with you tazza.

Just saying that if I were you I'd have given everything I got without BM. I mean if an elder asks you to play a game, I'm pretty sure they'd expect you to do your best right?

Nonetheless Grackma pwns.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
December 21 2010 09:11 GMT
#27
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture
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shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
December 21 2010 09:16 GMT
#28
On December 21 2010 18:11 a176 wrote:
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture

Idk why but all of the elders in my family are very competitive.
Maybe because Asians are on average better in badminton than other sports idk.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 09:24:32
December 21 2010 09:24 GMT
#29
On December 21 2010 18:11 a176 wrote:
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture


Because they are damn good at it and have sick reaction times. The best Ping Pong players are asian too. Absolutely sick reaction times if you've ever seen those people play.
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dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
December 21 2010 09:41 GMT
#30
My brother and one of our mutual friends won the local Uni IM badminton doubles ezpz. His partner? Top US U19 player. Rofl.
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Shinshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1237 Posts
December 21 2010 10:04 GMT
#31
On December 21 2010 18:41 dogabutila wrote:
My brother and one of our mutual friends won the local Uni IM badminton doubles ezpz. His partner? Top US U19 player. Rofl.

Lol... but then compare you US player to all the main Badminton nations and what do you have? Nothing. Its completely sad how we don't have any training regime as hard as they do, but then again its our fault, for not having Badminton as a major sport, its a hard lifestyle to even life off of if you try to be a pro.
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Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
December 21 2010 10:05 GMT
#32
On December 21 2010 17:48 Tazza wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:42 Kinky wrote:
Old people never fail to amaze me whenever I see them play some sport. I've seen them destroy people in basketball/handball/tennis/ping pong/billiards.

I hope I become one of those old people. Without the bm that is

Dood, the BM is what's great about it. =/
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Ghad
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway2551 Posts
December 21 2010 10:14 GMT
#33
Legendary blog post, thank you!
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ssj114
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Afghanistan461 Posts
December 21 2010 10:20 GMT
#34
On December 21 2010 17:01 Tazza wrote:Now, this was about the second time I've ever played badminton, but you know, how hard can it be? I can play tennis decently, and I'm fairly athletic, so I wasn't expecting much. Boy, was I wrong.


Yes, you were wrong indeed. To sum up:

Now, this was about the second time I've ever played Starcraft 1, but you know, how hard can it be? I can play Warcraft 3/Starcraft 2 decently, and I'm fairly experienced with gaming, so I wasn't expecting much. Boy, was I wrong.

You weren't expecting much, but what were you expecting?
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 21 2010 10:38 GMT
#35
i love badminton so much! just playedi t today !

check my blog for some cool videos i took of the pros live :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=175413
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ssj114
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Afghanistan461 Posts
December 21 2010 10:41 GMT
#36
Hi alffla, I enjoy badminton a lot too - just re-strung my Apacs Lethal 60 with BG65 string at 26lb. Can't wait to use it!

What racquet do you mainly use to play and what are the settings?

I enjoyed watching the Men's singles semi-finals and finals. Lee Chong Wei is so fun to watch. Gotta love his diving defensive saves, which he often turns into attack.
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beg
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
991 Posts
December 21 2010 10:42 GMT
#37
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

are you for real, mods? banning funny posts? even if this wasn't the funniest (i personally liked it)... if you disencourage people to be funny... cause they have to fear the ban hammer... that situation is just wrong. please stop it. and please don't ban me for this post. i see how it doesn't meet your standards, but i feel like it really had to be said.
Ricjames
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Czech Republic1047 Posts
December 21 2010 11:08 GMT
#38
On December 21 2010 19:42 beg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

are you for real, mods? banning funny posts? even if this wasn't the funniest (i personally liked it)... if you disencourage people to be funny... cause they have to fear the ban hammer... that situation is just wrong. please stop it. and please don't ban me for this post. i see how it doesn't meet your standards, but i feel like it really had to be said.



I have to agree with this. Why ban this guy, when he posted really funny and appropriate pic to this blog. This blog got me good laugh. I can imagine myself in your situtation. I would be like fffuuu i don't want to play with this grandma, that will be lame. Then i get my ass kicked badly - priceless.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 11:18:46
December 21 2010 11:17 GMT
#39
On December 21 2010 19:41 ssj114 wrote:
Hi alffla, I enjoy badminton a lot too - just re-strung my Apacs Lethal 60 with BG65 string at 26lb. Can't wait to use it!

What racquet do you mainly use to play and what are the settings?

I enjoyed watching the Men's singles semi-finals and finals. Lee Chong Wei is so fun to watch. Gotta love his diving defensive saves, which he often turns into attack.


hello! i actually used to learn when i was much younger but then moved on to tennis.. >_> but have been playing casually with some friends recently. haha

used to use..... some hi-qua racquet? then i got a yonex muscle power 55 after i broke my old one T_T haven't really been serious about badminton in a looong time although i want to pick it up again D:

yeah mens singles are so good :O

however.mens doubles are even more exciting in a way.. so many more shots and so FREAKIN; FAST!
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guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
December 21 2010 12:15 GMT
#40
funny story and picture haha
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Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 12:26:45
December 21 2010 12:25 GMT
#41
Whenever I play older people in basketball, I'm immediately cautious, because I assume that if they're playing with the youngsters, they've either got a wicket shot, play really dirty, or just have excellent game sense. Usually, it's some combination of the three. I'm sure it's similar for a lot of sports. (and yeah, Badminton is made of pure awesome, but it's really a different skillset compared to Tennis. Kind of like BW and SC2, I suppose)
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
December 21 2010 12:47 GMT
#42
"This old grandma". 60 is not really what I call an old grandma. Isnt that like standard age when you become a grandparent?
Anyway, I hope I can be somewhat fit in that age and be better than my 15yo self in all of my sports.
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don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
December 21 2010 13:24 GMT
#43
Last time I played badminton with semi-competitiveness, I hurt my wrist.
I'm scared to play badminton now. =[
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Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
December 21 2010 13:39 GMT
#44
badminton is actually very easy to play provided you know the tricks.
there's actually tricks to increasing the force that you hit with,switching directions of the shuttlecock and receiving a smash.

beginner tip for hitting the shuttlecock(OP):-

keep twitching your wrist thats holding the racket. proceed to hit the shuttlecock. be amazed at the sheer increase of power you've managed to put into the shuttlecock. this twitching motion increases your wrist's power transmission to the shuttlecock. its a immediate difference. for other tips on badminton, tho im not a so-called pro player,im decent, feel free to PM me
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rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
December 21 2010 14:03 GMT
#45
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

why was he banned again? I personally enjoyed the cartoon that he drew... and it's not like he copy and pasted an unrelated, unfunny image macro... seriously dont understand this ban.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 21 2010 14:03 GMT
#46
On December 21 2010 22:39 Mithhaike wrote:
badminton is actually very easy to play provided you know the tricks.
there's actually tricks to increasing the force that you hit with,switching directions of the shuttlecock and receiving a smash.

beginner tip for hitting the shuttlecock(OP):-

keep twitching your wrist thats holding the racket. proceed to hit the shuttlecock. be amazed at the sheer increase of power you've managed to put into the shuttlecock. this twitching motion increases your wrist's power transmission to the shuttlecock. its a immediate difference. for other tips on badminton, tho im not a so-called pro player,im decent, feel free to PM me


twitching like you have parkinsons? lolol
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
December 21 2010 14:04 GMT
#47
On December 21 2010 19:42 beg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

are you for real, mods? banning funny posts? even if this wasn't the funniest (i personally liked it)... if you disencourage people to be funny... cause they have to fear the ban hammer... that situation is just wrong. please stop it. and please don't ban me for this post. i see how it doesn't meet your standards, but i feel like it really had to be said.


People do funny shit all over this site. Think of this as quality control.

Don't sleep on old people in sports. I used to watch the racketball people at my old gym when I rode the bike. There was a 60+ year old dude who regularly would school younger dudes.
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 21 2010 14:18 GMT
#48

YaKool was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2010-05-24 01:48:16 and had 97 posts.

Reason: No image macros.

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Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
December 21 2010 14:44 GMT
#49
Being beaten by a 60 year old in badminton is nothing to be ashamed of (or special). Especially not when you have never played before.

I used to get beaten by my grandparents in tennis untill I was around 19. And they were 80 by then.
And I was not bad at all. And just last week I was playing squash like I do every week and between games this old guy came over to give me some tips and pointers and my play really improved afterwards.

Just to show you never to underestimate an older person still actively participating in a sport.
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Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
December 21 2010 15:16 GMT
#50
On December 21 2010 17:03 SpoR wrote:
Must be Idra's Gramma.

edit- Grackma


Seriously, with all of that BM.

Looks like she hustled you... well would have if there was money or something on the line.

Quality blog. :D
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Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
December 21 2010 16:00 GMT
#51
+ Show Spoiler +
On December 21 2010 23:03 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 22:39 Mithhaike wrote:
badminton is actually very easy to play provided you know the tricks.
there's actually tricks to increasing the force that you hit with,switching directions of the shuttlecock and receiving a smash.

beginner tip for hitting the shuttlecock(OP):-

keep twitching your wrist thats holding the racket. proceed to hit the shuttlecock. be amazed at the sheer increase of power you've managed to put into the shuttlecock. this twitching motion increases your wrist's power transmission to the shuttlecock. its a immediate difference. for other tips on badminton, tho im not a so-called pro player,im decent, feel free to PM me


twitching like you have parkinsons? lolol


laugh all you want alffla but it works. once u tried it feel free to come back to me
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
December 21 2010 17:57 GMT
#52
On December 21 2010 23:18 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +

YaKool was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2010-05-24 01:48:16 and had 97 posts.

Reason: No image macros.



Pretty stupid, what he did wasn't even an image macro. It was an original mspaint, with the use of the troll pic thing.

I wish I could try out badmitton. Don't think it's played around here... I used to play in my backyard with my family when I was younger and that was fun. We had some cheap set though and a lot of the times if we hit it hard the birdie would get stuck in the racket t.t
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6259 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 18:14:12
December 21 2010 18:11 GMT
#53
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

I read up about the reason YaKool was banned and it was "image macros". But that picture wasn't an image macro and I actually thought it was quite funny. This post is feedback to say that I disagree with the banning.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 21 2010 18:13 GMT
#54
On December 21 2010 18:24 Joementum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 18:11 a176 wrote:
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture


Because they are damn good at it and have sick reaction times. The best Ping Pong players are asian too. Absolutely sick reaction times if you've ever seen those people play.


Because a shuttlecock weighs less than my cock
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Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
December 21 2010 18:37 GMT
#55
I had a similar experience waiting at a bus stop. This guy comes up to me and asks me to play chess. He pulls out a used plastic mat with marking telling you which direction each piece moves. I knew he was mentally handicapped and assumed from the board that he had just learned to play, so I figured "why not, I'm not the best chess player in the world, but I can at least give him a good learning experience".

I have NEVER lost a game of chess so badly in my life! Handicapped or not, this guy was phenomenal! It took less than 15 minutes, I only took TWO of his pieces, and he proceeded to toy with me the last few turns by taking all my pieces except the king while loudly proclaiming how awesome he was.

I was pretty ashamed I had judged him off the bat, so instead of taking the bus I walked the three miles to my destination in shame!
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
December 21 2010 19:09 GMT
#56
I play regularly at the club in our city and there's a couple older guys that can still keep up with me, I play on the UW varsity team.

Although all these older guys are former provincial/national champions. Most of them at least.

And it's played more in Asia because for one it's the national sport of a couple countries, including China. Not to mention there are hundreds more clubs to play in there, in Canada there's maybe one club per city save a few areas like Toronto. In china there are courts to play on everywhere. They get the funding that hockey does here.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
December 21 2010 19:21 GMT
#57
On December 22 2010 03:11 Azzur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 17:14 YaKool wrote:

[image loading]


Is it wrong to assume that is the face she made when she beat you?
And the fact that she has the casual korean grandma hair?


User was temp banned for this post.

I read up about the reason YaKool was banned and it was "image macros". But that picture wasn't an image macro and I actually thought it was quite funny. This post is feedback to say that I disagree with the banning.


An image macro is a picture with superimposed text, often for humorous effect.

On Internet forums and imageboards, image macros are used to emphasize a certain phrase (often an Internet meme) by superimposing it over a related picture.

what's hard to understand there???
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 21 2010 19:49 GMT
#58
ahahaha, one day we'll all be the "old grandma" of RTS's :p


Also, isn't this not the place to discuss bans :s
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nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
December 21 2010 20:55 GMT
#59
I remember playing in a table tennis tournament and getting smashed by a 65 year old lady =(.
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
December 21 2010 21:24 GMT
#60
time to man up ! go there tommorow and show her who is the man here
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 22 2010 00:10 GMT
#61
On December 22 2010 03:37 Servius_Fulvius wrote:
I had a similar experience waiting at a bus stop. This guy comes up to me and asks me to play chess. He pulls out a used plastic mat with marking telling you which direction each piece moves. I knew he was mentally handicapped and assumed from the board that he had just learned to play, so I figured "why not, I'm not the best chess player in the world, but I can at least give him a good learning experience".

I have NEVER lost a game of chess so badly in my life! Handicapped or not, this guy was phenomenal! It took less than 15 minutes, I only took TWO of his pieces, and he proceeded to toy with me the last few turns by taking all my pieces except the king while loudly proclaiming how awesome he was.

I was pretty ashamed I had judged him off the bat, so instead of taking the bus I walked the three miles to my destination in shame!

Lol, so this guy is kind of like the rainman of chess.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
December 22 2010 00:15 GMT
#62
lol the uniform makes me lol cos thats korea

want to start playing golf? got to get every single piece of equipment first

bowling? need the glove and the shoes and your own ball

lol they dont do anything by halves here when it comes to sport, they go fucken all out on the kit
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
December 22 2010 01:05 GMT
#63
isnt it even worse that she proceeded to trash talk an "elementary school kid", if she in fact thought you were one in the first place?
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66161 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-22 02:21:11
December 22 2010 02:20 GMT
#64
asian oldies kick ass


On December 22 2010 09:15 Subversion wrote:
lol the uniform makes me lol cos thats korea

want to start playing golf? got to get every single piece of equipment first

bowling? need the glove and the shoes and your own ball

lol they dont do anything by halves here when it comes to sport, they go fucken all out on the kit


also this lmao, it's hilarious. grandparents going all-out on gear is funny as shit
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intoyourrainbOW
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States168 Posts
December 22 2010 02:58 GMT
#65
moral of the story? grow some balls and be a real man. The male youth in Korea has been so feminized by kpop culture, e.g. idol groups, and especially, boys over flowers, it's a crying shame. It's no wonder the grandma thought you were in elementary school.
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-22 04:53:59
December 22 2010 03:50 GMT
#66
On December 22 2010 11:58 intoyourrainbOW wrote:
moral of the story? grow some balls and be a real man. The male youth in Korea has been so feminized by kpop culture, e.g. idol groups, and especially, boys over flowers, it's a crying shame. It's no wonder the grandma thought you were in elementary school.

Wtf dude, I didn't go there dressed like a girl in some skinny jeans, I wore a nike shirt with some shorts. Don't tell me to grow some balls and be a real man, you have never even met me. It's true that the boys in Korea have been feminized, like all the boys in Asia, but that doesn't give you the right to stereotype against me.

EDIT: and that is not the moral of the story. The moral of the story is to not underestimate your opponent/don't judge a book by its cover
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 22 2010 06:30 GMT
#67
Badminton is teh hot stuff :0

I wish there was an indoor badminton court somewhere near where I live (USA) ... I'd play every hour of every day.
:)
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
December 22 2010 07:34 GMT
#68
On December 22 2010 10:05 29 fps wrote:
isnt it even worse that she proceeded to trash talk an "elementary school kid", if she in fact thought you were one in the first place?



No, space is at a premium. So the good players are possessive about court time. If you arn't even decent why are you wasting their time? Go join a program that teaches you how to play.


On December 21 2010 19:04 Shinshady wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 18:41 dogabutila wrote:
My brother and one of our mutual friends won the local Uni IM badminton doubles ezpz. His partner? Top US U19 player. Rofl.

Lol... but then compare you US player to all the main Badminton nations and what do you have? Nothing. Its completely sad how we don't have any training regime as hard as they do, but then again its our fault, for not having Badminton as a major sport, its a hard lifestyle to even life off of if you try to be a pro.


Our juniors are actually not terrible.
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n3gative
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada369 Posts
December 22 2010 10:02 GMT
#69
Moral of the story is you're terrible at badminton. Spin it however you want.

EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
December 22 2010 10:37 GMT
#70
Next time you go play badminton and see her, ask for a SC2 Bo3...Lets see what she'll say.
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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
December 22 2010 22:07 GMT
#71
On December 22 2010 19:02 n3gative wrote:
Moral of the story is you're terrible at badminton. Spin it however you want.


Um, a moral is something that teaches a lesson. Like the stories in aesop's fables. Not sure how that moral teaches a lesson.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
December 22 2010 22:24 GMT
#72
rofl, i LOLed reading this, hahah! I cant imagine a BM old grandma, that sux
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a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
December 26 2010 02:40 GMT
#73
On December 21 2010 18:16 shannn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2010 18:11 a176 wrote:
serious question,

i know alot of asians love to play badminton. why is this? i dont understand the relationship between badminton and asian culture

Idk why but all of the elders in my family are very competitive.
Maybe because Asians are on average better in badminton than other sports idk.


i guess what im really trying to ask is why play badminton when there are other sports like squash or tennis? like, im pretty sure you're not going to face a grandma on a squash court
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GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
December 26 2010 04:25 GMT
#74
On December 21 2010 17:03 SpoR wrote:
Must be Idra's Gramma.

edit- Grackma


Didnt I read on the automated ban list that you are not supposed to be back on TL.net and that you can still post because no mod has found you yet?
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
December 28 2010 06:46 GMT
#75
so after i read this blog entry a few days ago I saw 무한도전 on tv and they had the korean badminton champion 이용대, and apparently his shuttlecock clocks in at a little over 300km/h (~186.4mph). They did a challenge for him where he would smash a shuttlecock at a watermelon and see if he could crack it. I was like no way that thing weighs like 5grams. Not only did he land it on his first try, which is damn impressive, the shuttlecock went straight into the watermelon and it cracked into pieces. I'll see if i can find a video but it was like the most impressive shit ever, and I wonder what it would do if you got hit by one
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
December 28 2010 07:03 GMT
#76
This is a blog filled with how badly people got hustled by old folk looool I love it
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Psyballa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States25 Posts
December 28 2010 11:20 GMT
#77
Man that just sounds amazing. BM all over the world but still. Badminton is really fun, just get better and challenge her again epic style. I play tennis too, however university has kept me from playing as often as I like. I know how you feel though.
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