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CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
November 01 2010 16:36 GMT
#1
Miranda, Ezmerelda, the bells, bells bells bells bells and the bells bells bells bells bells
Daddy said there was no heaven
Daddy had given up
He couldnt hear the bells bells bells bells no more
Or the bells, bells, bells bells bells

Miranda cried as her daddy beat her mom, there is no heaven for ezmerelda, mommy was beaten dead. Mommy wasnt going to heaven because daddy said there ain't no heaven no more.

A tear drop struck the bells bells bells bells, bells bells, bells.

It was god. It was mommy, it was the bells.
The tear drop rang the bells bells bells bells bells
The bells bells bells bells bells, bells, bells bells

Miranda died
She was deaf
There were no bells.
bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells bells


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You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
November 01 2010 16:38 GMT
#2
Beautiful work, Crown. I'm not exactly sure what it means, but I suppose good poetry makes you think. I like it.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50640 Posts
November 01 2010 16:43 GMT
#3
I'm still......I don't know...poetry is really not my thing....But I'll try.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
November 01 2010 16:46 GMT
#4
it makes me sad that people not very familiar with western culture seem to not understand the things i write

my last 3 blogs are all like... my own flavor of humor that doesn't make any sense to some of you apparently.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
OPSavioR
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden1465 Posts
November 01 2010 17:46 GMT
#5
thats alot of bells.
i dunno lol
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
November 01 2010 18:03 GMT
#6
On November 02 2010 01:46 CrownRoyal wrote:
it makes me sad that people not very familiar with western culture seem to not understand the things i write

my last 3 blogs are all like... my own flavor of humor that doesn't make any sense to some of you apparently.

Your a strange person. This poem talks about domestic violence. I don't feel the taste of this particular flavor of humor. What is this repetition of "bells" supposed to mean?


SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
November 01 2010 18:07 GMT
#7
I thought this was about the Hunchback of Notre Dame for a second.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Scorcher2k
Profile Joined November 2009
United States802 Posts
November 01 2010 19:23 GMT
#8
On November 02 2010 01:46 CrownRoyal wrote:
it makes me sad that people not very familiar with western culture seem to not understand the things i write

my last 3 blogs are all like... my own flavor of humor that doesn't make any sense to some of you apparently.

I understand the irony implied but I'm not really finding it humorous lol. Also, what is the point of saying 'bells' a hundred times?
ToFu.
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
331 Posts
November 01 2010 19:44 GMT
#9
i believe you owe TL an explanation for this.
Constipation Zerg Fighting!
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
November 01 2010 19:47 GMT
#10
On November 02 2010 04:44 ToFu. wrote:
i believe you owe TL an explanation for this.

I don't think he owes TL anything, but an explanation would be nice.
you are perfect porcelain.
VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
November 01 2010 21:00 GMT
#11
I thought I understood what you were trying to say until you mentioned that it was supposed to be humorous. Perhaps domestic violence/murder is the wrong medium for humor (for this audience)?
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