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Yeah, it really sucks. I have DSL and I share it with two other guys. If one person is playing Starcraft, that is generally okay.
However, if any body is watching a video, or two people are playing starcraft... then we start running in to issues.
I can't even watch two different porns at the same time! Do you know what it's like to try to pleasure yourself with just ONE video!?
I can't even watch Day9s stream.
I wish I could just pay more and get real internet, but I live in a room in a house, and the persnickety people who own it are unwilling to switch off of their shitty verizon dsl+phone plan.
What can I do to resolve this situation on my own? Is there a good satellite internet I can buy? What are my options...
In the immortal words of Tillerman "What can I deewwwww!?"
Edit: Edited a typo and improved clarity 
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"I can't even watch do different porns at the same time.
Dear god man, you have to do something about this.
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On October 26 2010 11:36 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
"I can't even watch do different porns at the same time.
Dear god man, you have to do something about this.
the Doctor making sure everyone stays nice, healthy, and is clear about their priorities.
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I have now edited that sentence to make more sense.
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On October 26 2010 11:38 SpicyCrab wrote:
I have now edited that sentence to make more sense.
Somehow, I don't think the clarity of the sentence is what got the Doc riled up. = /
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Same here our house can do 1 thing, and lately I have to watch youtube in 240p.
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mine sucks as well, i get disconnected about 1/3 games T_T
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Same here, my bandwidth is ok (1.5M), my ping is atrocious.
The worst is there's only one internet company here in Shanghai, so you can't even threat them to switch to another ISP when it doesn't work T_T
I can play iccup when my wife doesn't watch movies on streaming, otherwise I got a huge lag (unplayable). At least my wife saves me the troubles with dual porn movies...
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On October 26 2010 11:52 endy wrote:
Same here, my bandwidth is ok (1.5M), my ping is atrocious.
The worst is there's only one internet company here in Shanghai, so you can't even threat them to switch to another ISP when it doesn't work T_T
I can play iccup when my wife doesn't watch movies on streaming, otherwise I got a huge lag (unplayable). At least my wife saves me the troubles with dual porn movies...
because she buys them for you on dvd ???
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Good point Endy,
You can look at your wife and then have one porn open at the same time too. That's almost as good.
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On October 26 2010 11:54 SpicyCrab wrote:
Good point Endy,
You can look at your wife and then have one porn open at the same time too. That's almost as good.
if she's holding a projector screen that is playing a different porno then yes
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If the landlord doesn't want you having good internet then you won't have it. I'm lucky my landlord let me have FIOS installed... he was a bit annoyed though that they had to put a separate box on the outside of his house.
Didn't want to piggyback on his wireless for a variety of reasons... would have sucked if he didn't want to let me do anything lol.
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On October 26 2010 11:56 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 26 2010 11:54 SpicyCrab wrote:
Good point Endy,
You can look at your wife and then have one porn open at the same time too. That's almost as good. if she's holding a projector screen that is playing a different porno then yes
Lol :D
What about 1 video and make your windows change your wallpaper automatically in the background (set to your porn pic folder). Not as good as having dual video but .. :D ROFL
In all seriousness, how big is your screen so you can watch dual video 
My internet won't be able to do dual streaming IMO, one time i watch SC streams and my wife watching K-drama streams, and it start to stutters :p
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the porn part is meh, but day9! nooooo! i feel so sorry for you bro, but i dont watch day9, cus im too impatient. lol FUCK! but i loved his story he made in his fan club page, i recommend it, its about a boy and some sc competitions, its a good parody.
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dude I have 256kbps internet.......luckily Konadora streams PL games every now and then
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i am watching day9 now its funny stuff. WHOOPI GOLD ZERG!
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Damn guys, this thread has turned into a "make jokes about dual porn and endy's wife thread" :'(
If I had known, I shouldn't have mentioned anything about my wife.
As a revenge, I'll brag that I don't need porn at all :
On September 03 2010 08:49 hazelynut wrote:if i remember her correctly (was she the one with glasses at g+?), endy's wife is extremely attractive. and to be honest, i think she's prettier than tossgirl.
Quoted for truth.
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i love brunettes that wear glasses, those are the cutest girls in the world, and i would dive off a cliff for one lol. no lie well ok if i had a prachute tho.
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Prachute, a very good thing toi have.
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On October 26 2010 11:35 SpicyCrab wrote:
I can't even watch two different porns at the same time! Do you know what it's like to try to pleasure yourself with just ONE video!?
Did this honestly have to be in there?
I thought that this was all a given.
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Dude, the two porn video thing got me laughing for a good while
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After dinner hours at my university the connection is consistently at 10 kb/s.
It does not get better until around 2am where games finally become playable.
But the limited hours they serve food and the times I have classes make it impossible to adopt a new sleep schedule.
that is why i quit sc2 for the time being.
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man i thought i had shitty internet. i will never complain again.
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On October 26 2010 11:35 SpicyCrab wrote:
I can't even watch two different porns at the same time! Do you know what it's like to try to pleasure yourself with just ONE video!?
You are an amazing man, I hope everything works out for you.
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oh please. i share a (very fast) connection with an entire apartment building. on good days, it's slow, and is impossible to use during peak times. I can't play starcraft in any capacity, and can only watch streams at like 3am, after everyone else has gone to sleep.
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