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SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-26 02:47:06
October 26 2010 02:35 GMT
#1
Yeah, it really sucks. I have DSL and I share it with two other guys. If one person is playing Starcraft, that is generally okay.

However, if any body is watching a video, or two people are playing starcraft... then we start running in to issues.

I can't even watch two different porns at the same time! Do you know what it's like to try to pleasure yourself with just ONE video!?

I can't even watch Day9s stream.

I wish I could just pay more and get real internet, but I live in a room in a house, and the persnickety people who own it are unwilling to switch off of their shitty verizon dsl+phone plan.

What can I do to resolve this situation on my own? Is there a good satellite internet I can buy? What are my options...

In the immortal words of Tillerman "What can I deewwwww!?"

Edit: Edited a typo and improved clarity

I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 26 2010 02:36 GMT
#2
"I can't even watch do different porns at the same time.


Dear god man, you have to do something about this.
RIP Aaliyah
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 26 2010 02:37 GMT
#3
On October 26 2010 11:36 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
"I can't even watch do different porns at the same time.


Dear god man, you have to do something about this.

the Doctor making sure everyone stays nice, healthy, and is clear about their priorities.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
October 26 2010 02:38 GMT
#4
I have now edited that sentence to make more sense.
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 26 2010 02:41 GMT
#5
On October 26 2010 11:38 SpicyCrab wrote:
I have now edited that sentence to make more sense.

Somehow, I don't think the clarity of the sentence is what got the Doc riled up. = /
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Aegeis
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1619 Posts
October 26 2010 02:46 GMT
#6
Same here our house can do 1 thing, and lately I have to watch youtube in 240p.
"Skills to pay the bills" - Artosis, https://twitter.com/AegeisSC2 ,http://www.tumblr.com/blog/socal-esports
MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
October 26 2010 02:50 GMT
#7
mine sucks as well, i get disconnected about 1/3 games T_T
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 26 2010 02:52 GMT
#8
Same here, my bandwidth is ok (1.5M), my ping is atrocious.
The worst is there's only one internet company here in Shanghai, so you can't even threat them to switch to another ISP when it doesn't work T_T
I can play iccup when my wife doesn't watch movies on streaming, otherwise I got a huge lag (unplayable). At least my wife saves me the troubles with dual porn movies...
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 26 2010 02:54 GMT
#9
On October 26 2010 11:52 endy wrote:
Same here, my bandwidth is ok (1.5M), my ping is atrocious.
The worst is there's only one internet company here in Shanghai, so you can't even threat them to switch to another ISP when it doesn't work T_T
I can play iccup when my wife doesn't watch movies on streaming, otherwise I got a huge lag (unplayable). At least my wife saves me the troubles with dual porn movies...

because she buys them for you on dvd ???
RIP Aaliyah
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
October 26 2010 02:54 GMT
#10
Good point Endy,

You can look at your wife and then have one porn open at the same time too. That's almost as good.
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 26 2010 02:56 GMT
#11
On October 26 2010 11:54 SpicyCrab wrote:
Good point Endy,

You can look at your wife and then have one porn open at the same time too. That's almost as good.

if she's holding a projector screen that is playing a different porno then yes
RIP Aaliyah
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24668 Posts
October 26 2010 03:14 GMT
#12
If the landlord doesn't want you having good internet then you won't have it. I'm lucky my landlord let me have FIOS installed... he was a bit annoyed though that they had to put a separate box on the outside of his house.

Didn't want to piggyback on his wireless for a variety of reasons... would have sucked if he didn't want to let me do anything lol.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
antas
Profile Joined August 2010
Indonesia300 Posts
October 26 2010 03:19 GMT
#13
On October 26 2010 11:56 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2010 11:54 SpicyCrab wrote:
Good point Endy,

You can look at your wife and then have one porn open at the same time too. That's almost as good.

if she's holding a projector screen that is playing a different porno then yes


Lol :D

What about 1 video and make your windows change your wallpaper automatically in the background (set to your porn pic folder). Not as good as having dual video but .. :D ROFL

In all seriousness, how big is your screen so you can watch dual video

My internet won't be able to do dual streaming IMO, one time i watch SC streams and my wife watching K-drama streams, and it start to stutters :p
Entaro Adun!
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
October 26 2010 03:19 GMT
#14
the porn part is meh, but day9! nooooo! i feel so sorry for you bro, but i dont watch day9, cus im too impatient. lol FUCK! but i loved his story he made in his fan club page, i recommend it, its about a boy and some sc competitions, its a good parody.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50114 Posts
October 26 2010 03:21 GMT
#15
dude I have 256kbps internet.......luckily Konadora streams PL games every now and then
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
October 26 2010 03:24 GMT
#16
i am watching day9 now its funny stuff. WHOOPI GOLD ZERG!
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 26 2010 03:25 GMT
#17
Damn guys, this thread has turned into a "make jokes about dual porn and endy's wife thread" :'(
If I had known, I shouldn't have mentioned anything about my wife.
As a revenge, I'll brag that I don't need porn at all :

On September 03 2010 08:49 hazelynut wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2010 02:03 R2D2C3PO wrote:
Pics of wife please?


if i remember her correctly (was she the one with glasses at g+?), endy's wife is extremely attractive. and to be honest, i think she's prettier than tossgirl.


Quoted for truth.
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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
October 26 2010 03:28 GMT
#18
i love brunettes that wear glasses, those are the cutest girls in the world, and i would dive off a cliff for one lol. no lie well ok if i had a prachute tho.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
October 26 2010 03:31 GMT
#19
Prachute, a very good thing toi have.
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
October 26 2010 03:32 GMT
#20
On October 26 2010 11:35 SpicyCrab wrote:
I can't even watch two different porns at the same time! Do you know what it's like to try to pleasure yourself with just ONE video!?


Did this honestly have to be in there?

I thought that this was all a given.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
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