So you know how sometimes you don't catch the opponents race so you ask them what it is and they lie? Well it happened to me, but I got the asshole back ^_^

Also I may have been under the influence of copious amounts of sweet tooth. and I don't have a dental problem.

...

anyway

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so the game starts and I didn't see his race, so I ask him and he responds quickly, leading me to believe he's honest, also i'm optimistic in general

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also gullible is written on your penis

turns out he's a liar

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arent they all???

derp fast expand derp

why is your drone a probe!?

when all else fails...2 GATE!!!

lol forge, confident micro?

forge = auto expand, camping toss

uh dark shrine starting!!!

FUCK CY CORE JUST FINISHED >_<

plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

YES YES YES ~~LUCK~~ SKILL YES YES OMG

cha cha the fuck outta there!!!

trying to get away????

FUCK NO I NEED MUH FIREWORKS KK?? U DED, VERY DED!!!

new DT hotkey is not "k", therefore cannot win, Blizzard needs to patch this.

killing additional pylons

oh he expanding...

TWICE??? THAT NEXUS IS SO NINJA HE SHOULD NAME IT NARUTO!!!

patrolling for his first obs and sniping it. like a real player.

lol rally points are hard. bouncer probes say you can't get into Club Naruto if you're not on the list.

kill his second obs HAHAHAHAHA

gold minerals are like my starcraft Haribo Gummy Bears. I must haz them nao!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

as HDH would say..."USE YOUR MICRO, THE CONCAVE, IT'S NOT OPTIMAL!!!"

kekekekekekeke TRIUMPH!!!

I love winning ^_^

HobbitGotGame

Canada178 Posts

September 02 2010 08:53 GMT

wow

Kiante

Australia7069 Posts

September 02 2010 08:54 GMT

hahaha epic EPIC blog! 5/5. The obs sniping was awesome. God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie. I'm so bad at actually looking at the loading screen i miss the race alot of the time

At least on iccup you could insta-leave when you did it, cant in sc2 D:

ps: someone needs to look in to the overcrowding the lines at club naruto, that place is rockin

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

September 02 2010 08:56 GMT

On September 02 2010 17:54 Kiante wrote:
God i hate people who do that to me, luckily i play terran and it doesn't matter what race they really are, but still, it annoys me when they lie.

hahahahaha I should switch if this trend continues

Latham

9563 Posts

September 02 2010 08:57 GMT

nice job BMing him =D! I love that so much <3 ^_^ the "trash" comment is the best xD
Nice game :p

Catch]22

Sweden2683 Posts

September 02 2010 08:57 GMT

Loved it

BeMannerDuPenner

Germany5638 Posts

September 02 2010 09:03 GMT

quality blog

good job ~

sluggaslamoo

Australia4494 Posts

September 02 2010 09:08 GMT

Pretty funny. I loved your spin on ee han timing.

Killing obs, classic. Also on DTs being K it happens both ways for me, I often fail to make DTs in SC2, or I will play BW PvZ after a game of SC2 only to see dragoons pop out my gateways wondering what the hell happened to my DTs.

SoJu.WeRRa

Korea (South)820 Posts

September 02 2010 09:25 GMT

Aahahah i love the"ONE HOT KEY"ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

FuRong

New Zealand3089 Posts

September 02 2010 09:27 GMT

#10

Haha nice read.

I play Protoss and I don't even know what the hotkey for DT is =/

nataziel

Australia1455 Posts

September 02 2010 09:46 GMT

#11

hahahahah I laughed so hard at "thermal dick wave"

HAHAHAHAHHA

boesthius

United States11637 Posts

September 02 2010 09:50 GMT

#12

--- Nuked ---

Polarn

Norway96 Posts

September 02 2010 09:51 GMT

#13

Wow, nice read.
Outclassed him, you did.

aike

United States1629 Posts

September 02 2010 09:57 GMT

#14

<3 mOnion

HaGuN

United States154 Posts

September 02 2010 10:07 GMT

#15

Best Blog ever, i laughed from start to finish.

btw GJ beating that douche, down with BM! Keep on keepin on!

Terrakin

United States1440 Posts

September 02 2010 10:10 GMT

#16

sounds like a very satisfying win

me_viet

Australia1350 Posts

September 02 2010 10:22 GMT

#17

lol it's worse wen u assume they're a certain race for no other reason than because of they're portrait. =[

Then you only have urself to blame, which is worse than blaming someone else =[

ReCharge

Philippines505 Posts

September 02 2010 10:27 GMT

#18

LOL nice win. Although I'm a noob, I only use 1~2 hotkeys for my army and 1 for the nexi