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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
September 01 2010 16:47 GMT
#1
Its September already and I woke up seeing this:
[image loading]
... you are halfway there


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shurgen
Profile Joined October 2009
350 Posts
September 01 2010 16:48 GMT
#2
pretty picture. Birds in flight are always a pretty sight =D
Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
September 01 2010 16:52 GMT
#3
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
PENGUINS
Artifex
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Belgium189 Posts
September 01 2010 17:14 GMT
#4
African or European swallows?
Fear. Fear that the zerg are expanding all over the map and there's nothing you can do. The Swarm. Your doom. Now is the time to panic. The terran and protoss are trying to survive. The Zerg are trying to obliterate them. - Stane
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
September 01 2010 17:14 GMT
#5
On September 02 2010 02:14 Artifex wrote:
African or European swallows?


They all do if you treat them nice.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9774 Posts
September 01 2010 17:17 GMT
#6
Number of good jokes in this thead = 0
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Number of times I cracked a smile anyways = 2
boomer hands
J1.au
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia3596 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-01 17:39:01
September 01 2010 17:38 GMT
#7
Are you allowed to catch them and are swallows edible?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 01 2010 17:51 GMT
#8
pretty

what do you mean you'er halfway there.. haha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
September 01 2010 18:09 GMT
#9
On September 02 2010 02:38 J1.au wrote:
Are you allowed to catch them and are swallows edible?


I'm pretty sure they are edible if cooked properly, will probably need alot of ketchup though.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
TheMunkey
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada470 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-01 18:15:55
September 01 2010 18:14 GMT
#10
God, this scene haunts my dreams after watching The birds when I was a kid.

Damn you Hitchcock!
Never give up
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
September 01 2010 18:55 GMT
#11
They are quite stacked, thors would make short work of them.
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GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
September 01 2010 19:00 GMT
#12
Scary stuff. I'd call in sick!@
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-01 22:24:59
September 01 2010 22:19 GMT
#13
On September 02 2010 02:51 alffla wrote:
pretty

what do you mean you'er halfway there.. haha

its from a movie trailer
"When you've flown as far as you can, you're halfway there! "
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
September 25 2010 05:23 GMT
#14
The area you live in looks really nice.
REEBUH!!!
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
September 25 2010 06:06 GMT
#15
Every time I see/hear Swallow all I can think of is the Robot Chicken sketch where adam is naming the animals and some gay dude pops up and starts naming shit innuendos and Swallow is one of them. hahahaha.

FOUND IT HAHAHAHA

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