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Beef Noodles - A Comprehensive Look

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Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
August 26 2010 13:42 GMT
#1
If you missed it...
Idra

Artosis




Beef Noodles


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There once was a man, nay, a zerg. A simplest piece of otherwise astonishing zerg genetic evolution. Simple drone compared to Gods, Demi-Gods and their wives, Ultrasiks, Defilers and Guardins of this world, yet he was no ordinary drone, because even the simplest and smallest creatures of swarm hold greatness inside them, think the same thoughts as glorious Overmind, feels every blow Swarm suffers only to Overcome it all and experience Bliss of Victory over everything that stand in it way, for Swarm is many, but one, more complex and astounding than any protoss or human can imagine or describe.

And in that Beef Noodles is Homer to the Swarm as Homer is poet to ancient Greeks.
(by the way look at this ''idealized'' portair of him, is it me or them, Greeks are strange lot)

His existence is controversial, because only few written pieces attributed to him had survived to present day, odas to Hades and Persephone (as influential as Odyssey and Iliad to the Zerg race or shall I say Being)

Some would say that Beef Noodles is not a single man (Nay A ZERG!) but rather a representation of the culmination of many centuries of oral story-telling and a well-developed formulaic system of poetic composition, and I cannot deny that they are very oral and culminating indeed, that while his physical body is separated from the Swarm subconsciousness is shared and flow of information never stops flowing through every one of us, thus I cannot deny that he is indeed more than one person.

Some would even say that Beef Noodles is not the name of a historical poet, but a fictitious or constructed name..
To them I can reply with ease.



When I first moved to China, I only knew 3 Chinese characters -- niu ro mian = beef noodles. Because I didnt knwo how to say anything else, I just always ate beef noodles and that became my name in China.

When I moved here, it stuck.

Damn shitty noodles...





So call him niu ro mian if you so please you clarinet players and beesuits, for Swarm doesn't care about you, as you are the past, while Zerg is the Future and its future will be documented!

**
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
lyAsakura
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1414 Posts
August 26 2010 13:58 GMT
#2
is food dude
WeMade FOX would be a deadly SC2 team.
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
August 26 2010 14:02 GMT
#3
Came here expecting ACTUAL beef noodles with lots of pictures and some recipe. Terrible blog
Official Entusman #21
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
August 26 2010 14:02 GMT
#4
Oh Gods, when will it end?
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
August 26 2010 14:02 GMT
#5
On August 26 2010 23:02 infinity21 wrote:
Came here expecting ACTUAL beef noodles with lots of pictures and some recipe. Terrible blog


Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Infernus
Profile Joined July 2009
Norway222 Posts
August 26 2010 14:10 GMT
#6
Man I was hoping for some serious beef noodles Now this blog just made me sad, wont even read it
sup ;o
251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
August 26 2010 14:17 GMT
#7
could really go for some beef noodles right now. a comprehensive look my ass
"If you can chill..........then chill."
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
August 26 2010 14:22 GMT
#8
Screw you haters! this is cool

though I honestly could go for beef noodles too right now
Graphics
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
August 26 2010 14:26 GMT
#9
On August 26 2010 23:22 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Screw you haters! this is cool

though I honestly could go for beef noodles too right now


TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
August 26 2010 14:46 GMT
#10
Where the hell is the food
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
ZeaL.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5955 Posts
August 26 2010 15:00 GMT
#11
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Fuck I haven't had any in so long. I miss California
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 26 2010 15:01 GMT
#12
MAN WHAT IS UP WITH BLOGS TODAY MISLEADING ME

FUCK
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
August 26 2010 15:24 GMT
#13
On August 27 2010 00:01 arb wrote:
MAN WHAT IS UP WITH BLOGS TODAY MISLEADING ME

FUCK

ITS CUZ NO1 WILL FEATURE U BRO

<3
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KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
August 26 2010 15:24 GMT
#14
On August 26 2010 23:02 infinity21 wrote:
Came here expecting ACTUAL beef noodles with lots of pictures and some recipe. Terrible blog

Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
August 26 2010 15:44 GMT
#15
I too was disappointed with the lack of beef noodles - seriously with a title like that I was expecting something along the lines of a connoisseur's take on beef noodles.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
August 26 2010 15:50 GMT
#16
Couldnt help that, there are strickt rules how to make these threads and his name IS Beef Noodles so..
I mean really, if you wanna oogle at food google some, jeez.
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Rayeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States883 Posts
August 26 2010 16:17 GMT
#17
Beef noodles is awesome, the Zerg is awesome. This blog is awesome.

I honestly hope that we continue the high-level of mythological references around here. I could use a brush up on my Ancient gods some more.
The Innocent shall suffer... big time.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
August 26 2010 19:46 GMT
#18
I enjoyed it :D
Glad to see him getting the recognition he deserves.
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
Beef Noodles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States937 Posts
September 02 2010 05:05 GMT
#19
HAHAHA thank you sir. I don't know how I missed this thread
monad
Profile Joined March 2010
United States156 Posts
September 02 2010 05:30 GMT
#20
There's only one true beef noodle soup:
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