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I had a huge win streak
and it all came crashing
to of all things possible
a proxy gateway.
I saw the probe, how stupid of me
It ran into my SCV's and waved
I knew something was up, but still
I thought it had left my base.
Several seconds later, two emerge
Gateways, that is, inside my base
Bunker couldn't go up fast enough
Zealots everywhere.
Those marines were heroes, but yet
SCVs died left and right, exploding
They could not fight off the evil
That was the proxy two gateways.
Now I see why Idra hates cheese
You don't get to play Starcraft
To its fullest potential, pity
Because I woulda raped him so.
  
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is this a trozz account!?!?!?!?
ik the feeling one game PvP i scouted my entire base for that probe thinking there was a pylon somewhere...didnt see it  i got 4 warpgates hitting my base
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lmao it doesn't even rhyme XD XDXD
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Im fairly certain you should read it in Captain Kirk's voice.
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that was just awful......
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hmmm.... is that a Haiku??
But i do feel u as a fellow zerg player!
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Is this suppose to rhyme? Or is this some sort of verse that I don't understand?
<Insert explanation, please>
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aww man that sucks yo =\
I don't like it when i get cheesed either, but that's starcraft for ya.
On August 11 2010 10:15 sas01 wrote:
hmmm.... is that a Haiku??
But i do feel u as a fellow zerg player!
erm...the poem suggests that he's playing terran =/
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i play protoss and even I hate that shit
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I was gonna start rapping it in my head..but no man..just no..
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On August 11 2010 09:40 Zoler wrote:
LOL
litterally
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On August 11 2010 10:16 DemiSe wrote:
Is this suppose to rhyme? Or is this some sort of verse that I don't understand?
<Insert explanation, please>
It's a free verse! Duh!
(basically a bunch of words that you put together. o.o)
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On August 11 2010 11:01 Megalisk wrote:
no man..just no..
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i tried singing this in all these random beats
ill come back if i find a good one
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if you cant handle the cheese stay out of the cheesery
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On August 11 2010 09:34 bumatlarge wrote:
Im fairly certain you should read it in Captain Kirk's voice.
I thought it was terrible at first, but then I took your advise. It made it so much better lol
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I can't decide whether or not i should rate this a 1 or a 5.
However, you should know that idra rages far more about terran than protoss (from my examinations)
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On August 11 2010 09:24 YPang wrote:
lmao it doesn't even rhyme XD XDXD
It doesnt have to rhyme, its provacitive
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I am so bad!-
as bad as can be.
I play in copper-
rank 93.
I watched YouTube
but to no prevail-
my score was still
one and one-hundred and twelve. (W:1-L:112)
Then I saw a man
do something so insane
a build order and rush
without needing a brain!
I saved the replay
and copied his moves
I jumped to Gold league
and pissed off the noobs!
My proxy so sweet,
so friggen sick,
when I pwned those noobs
they yell out SUCK ON MY D---!
Rage rage rage,
they all did so,
except for Idra
for his mood was mellow.
He said "GG!-
let's play again, friend!"
I owned him and owned him,
time and time again.
He got so mad,
so angered and distressed,
he f---ing went zerker,
and said," I AM THE BEST!"
He proxied back
his micro so 1337!
Now I get schooled
every-single week.
Don't be mad at Idra. We made him the way he is; his rage is pride.
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