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Ryusei-R1
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States2106 Posts
August 11 2010 00:07 GMT
#1
I had a huge win streak
and it all came crashing
to of all things possible
a proxy gateway.

I saw the probe, how stupid of me
It ran into my SCV's and waved
I knew something was up, but still
I thought it had left my base.

Several seconds later, two emerge
Gateways, that is, inside my base
Bunker couldn't go up fast enough
Zealots everywhere.

Those marines were heroes, but yet
SCVs died left and right, exploding
They could not fight off the evil
That was the proxy two gateways.

Now I see why Idra hates cheese
You don't get to play Starcraft
To its fullest potential, pity
Because I woulda raped him so.

**
Jaedong plz
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
August 11 2010 00:11 GMT
#2
is this a trozz account!?!?!?!?

ik the feeling one game PvP i scouted my entire base for that probe thinking there was a pylon somewhere...didnt see it i got 4 warpgates hitting my base
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 11 2010 00:24 GMT
#3
lmao it doesn't even rhyme XD XDXD
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
August 11 2010 00:34 GMT
#4
Im fairly certain you should read it in Captain Kirk's voice.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
kineSiS-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Korea (South)1068 Posts
August 11 2010 00:37 GMT
#5
LOL
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 00:40 GMT
#6
LOL

litterally
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
August 11 2010 00:51 GMT
#7
that was just awful......
"If you can chill..........then chill."
sas01
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada303 Posts
August 11 2010 01:15 GMT
#8
hmmm.... is that a Haiku??
But i do feel u as a fellow zerg player!
DemiSe
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 01:16:56
August 11 2010 01:16 GMT
#9
Is this suppose to rhyme? Or is this some sort of verse that I don't understand?
<Insert explanation, please>
Let's See Who's Stronger, Your Tricks, Or My Skills.
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 02:00:03
August 11 2010 01:59 GMT
#10
aww man that sucks yo =\
I don't like it when i get cheesed either, but that's starcraft for ya.

On August 11 2010 10:15 sas01 wrote:
hmmm.... is that a Haiku??
But i do feel u as a fellow zerg player!


erm...the poem suggests that he's playing terran =/
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
August 11 2010 02:01 GMT
#11
i play protoss and even I hate that shit
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
August 11 2010 02:01 GMT
#12
I was gonna start rapping it in my head..but no man..just no..
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
August 11 2010 02:03 GMT
#13
On August 11 2010 09:40 Zoler wrote:
LOL

litterally

www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Jaso
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2147 Posts
August 11 2010 03:00 GMT
#14
On August 11 2010 10:16 DemiSe wrote:
Is this suppose to rhyme? Or is this some sort of verse that I don't understand?
<Insert explanation, please>


It's a free verse! Duh!

(basically a bunch of words that you put together. o.o)
derp
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 03:01 GMT
#15
On August 11 2010 11:01 Megalisk wrote:
no man..just no..

Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Itzeddiieee
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)787 Posts
August 11 2010 03:07 GMT
#16
i tried singing this in all these random beats

ill come back if i find a good one
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
August 11 2010 03:25 GMT
#17
cute? i guess? @__@
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Juxx
Profile Joined April 2010
325 Posts
August 11 2010 03:33 GMT
#18
if you cant handle the cheese stay out of the cheesery
Grubby Fighting!
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
August 11 2010 03:57 GMT
#19
On August 11 2010 09:34 bumatlarge wrote:
Im fairly certain you should read it in Captain Kirk's voice.

I thought it was terrible at first, but then I took your advise. It made it so much better lol
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
August 11 2010 06:19 GMT
#20
Our lives for Auir!
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
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