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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 05:29:30
July 21 2010 04:22 GMT
#1
So today marks the 1 month anniversary of me beginning to workout again.

June 21st when I started lifting I was 120 lbs, 5'10'' (idunno the kg for that sorry 99% of the world, just know i was fucking skinny) and today when I weighed in I was 134 lbs. This isn't like 14 pounds in the belly either, it's a healthy cut amount in my arms chest and legs.

While I'm proud of that in and of itself, I'm most amazed at what working out has done for my confidence.

Most of you know I do standup. I've always been good at it because I'm very funny in person pretty much all the time. I'm not trying to be cocky when I say that, I just know that i'm funny because its unordinary when people DONT laugh at me. Some people cook, others tell good stories, i'm funny. I was class clown for my high school as well so I just put the pieces of this VERY complex puzzle together.

When you're good at breaking the ice and relieving tension and shit like that it gives you a great amount of self confidence, which is why I've never had trouble on stage or meeting new people at new student conferences or in interviews or really ANYWHERE in life.

However I never realized until about 2 weeks ago the shocking fact that the problem I have is that I was a PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY.

its bizarre and hard for me to say, but its true. I had no balls. I was very popular in high school with women and even though I've never had sex (choice not lack of opportunity) I never considered the fact that I couldn't get it if I wanted to.

But the fact is that in the new world of College Land where people don't talk to each other in class and you aren't wandering closed hallways, I don't have as great a magnetic effect as I once had in high school. people used to know I was funny and fun to talk to, now I'm just some skinny redhead dude. as a result I haven't made many "new" friends outside of the people I party with or work with, which didn't really bug me until recently. I realized I'm going to have to WORK to meet an awesome girl, cuz I'm ridiculously picky for the level of aesthetic value I bear.

SOOOOOO since I've put on weight and started working out I've been filled with what I consider a "better confidence" which is not to say I wasn't confident before, honestly I was cocky as hell. But this feels healthier in a way. I'm more upbeat (not hyper) and I have a sexier feel I think, which I know sounds fucking gay as hell but its true. I've never considered myself a sexy guy, I always just had the polite, funny, smart thing going for me and figured that'd be enough. But it's not. Clearly those are good things to have, but if you want to get things rolling with a girl you need that extra zing to really draw them in. + Show Spoiler +
hot girls that is, if you want an ugly chick you can just do w/e the fuck you want


I even got to the point when I was checking out at a store that I started flirting with this girl who had been helping me out. when she checked me out at the register I got up the balls to ask her name and shit and eventually asked if she was seeing anybody. She told me she'd been seeing the same guy for years but was flattered at the gesture. I said "all good, just curious" and was on my way. This was the FUCKING BALLSIEST thing i've ever done imo. I know it doesn't sound like much, but having the cajones to flat out ask the girl you just met if she was available is more nerve racking than performing for hundreds of people. since that point I've felt like I've turned my life around, even if it wasn't shitty to begin with.

This is mostly a lot of ranting, but I've just been in a fucking great mood all day and wanna share it with TL who pretty much made it happen

TY decaf and eshlow you guys are awesome ^_^

And if you've been putting off working out, slimming down or w/e, even if you're not in that bad of shape right now, I immensely recommend it just for the strength it builds in your confidence.

TLDR: I put on 14 pounds of muscle and am no longer a pussy. woot!



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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
July 21 2010 04:24 GMT
#2
pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding! Congratz on being un-pussy-ified!
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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 21 2010 04:25 GMT
#3
MONION FIGHTING~

I wish I was you
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 04:26:26
July 21 2010 04:26 GMT
#4
On July 21 2010 13:24 GenesisX wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding! Congratz on being un-pussy-ified!


I took a "before" pic on that day, ima take another when I reach my first goal of 145 ^_^
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 21 2010 04:26 GMT
#5
Oh look you gained weight..good..Now I need to lose some fucking weight!

MONION HWAITING!~
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
July 21 2010 04:28 GMT
#6
hey i saw this on facebook
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 04:29:05
July 21 2010 04:28 GMT
#7
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?

and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)

edit:im a slow typer :C
HEY MEYT
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 21 2010 04:28 GMT
#8
On July 21 2010 13:28 OmgIRok wrote:
hey i saw this on facebook


o.o

are we friends? lol i'm kinda attention whoring with it X_X
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
July 21 2010 04:30 GMT
#9
On July 21 2010 13:28 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2010 13:28 OmgIRok wrote:
hey i saw this on facebook


o.o

are we friends? lol i'm kinda attention whoring with it X_X


YE YOU BET WE ARE FRIENDS =D
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 04:32:08
July 21 2010 04:30 GMT
#10
On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?

and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)

edit:im a slow typer :C


yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy

also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 21 2010 04:31 GMT
#11
On July 21 2010 13:30 OmgIRok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2010 13:28 mOnion wrote:
On July 21 2010 13:28 OmgIRok wrote:
hey i saw this on facebook


o.o

are we friends? lol i'm kinda attention whoring with it X_X


YE YOU BET WE ARE FRIENDS =D


FUCK i need to make a list matching ID's to IRL names >_<
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
July 21 2010 04:33 GMT
#12
having sex with a virgin is never underrated :C
HEY MEYT
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
July 21 2010 04:33 GMT
#13
mOnion post us pics of your sexy body!
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
July 21 2010 04:33 GMT
#14
haha it's all good. Congrats on 1 month! :p
get ripped and do the sc standup ^_^
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 21 2010 04:33 GMT
#15
I challenge you to an arm wrestling contest the next time you come over.
R0YAL
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1768 Posts
July 21 2010 04:34 GMT
#16
On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:

its bizarre and hard for me to say, but its true. I had no balls.

hm, i remember you having only balls ;p
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 21 2010 04:34 GMT
#17
On July 21 2010 13:34 R0YAL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:

its bizarre and hard for me to say, but its true. I had no balls.

hm, i remember you having only balls ;p


looooooooooooooooool
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Surrealz
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States449 Posts
July 21 2010 04:37 GMT
#18
On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?

and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)

edit:im a slow typer :C


yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy

also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny


bolded, wat?
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 21 2010 04:38 GMT
#19
On July 21 2010 13:37 Surrealz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:
On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?

and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)

edit:im a slow typer :C


yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy

also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny


bolded, wat?


in context that just means "another" as in "not myself" and could be replaced with "a"
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snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 04:44:41
July 21 2010 04:42 GMT
#20
Grats bro! Keep up the good work. (Christian here too, same boat... +1 moral support to you I guess =D)
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