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So today marks the 1 month anniversary of me beginning to workout again.
June 21st when I started lifting I was 120 lbs, 5'10'' (idunno the kg for that sorry 99% of the world, just know i was fucking skinny) and today when I weighed in I was 134 lbs. This isn't like 14 pounds in the belly either, it's a healthy cut amount in my arms chest and legs.
While I'm proud of that in and of itself, I'm most amazed at what working out has done for my confidence.
Most of you know I do standup. I've always been good at it because I'm very funny in person pretty much all the time. I'm not trying to be cocky when I say that, I just know that i'm funny because its unordinary when people DONT laugh at me. Some people cook, others tell good stories, i'm funny. I was class clown for my high school as well so I just put the pieces of this VERY complex puzzle together.
When you're good at breaking the ice and relieving tension and shit like that it gives you a great amount of self confidence, which is why I've never had trouble on stage or meeting new people at new student conferences or in interviews or really ANYWHERE in life.
However I never realized until about 2 weeks ago the shocking fact that the problem I have is that I was a PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY.
its bizarre and hard for me to say, but its true. I had no balls. I was very popular in high school with women and even though I've never had sex (choice not lack of opportunity) I never considered the fact that I couldn't get it if I wanted to.
But the fact is that in the new world of College Land where people don't talk to each other in class and you aren't wandering closed hallways, I don't have as great a magnetic effect as I once had in high school. people used to know I was funny and fun to talk to, now I'm just some skinny redhead dude. as a result I haven't made many "new" friends outside of the people I party with or work with, which didn't really bug me until recently. I realized I'm going to have to WORK to meet an awesome girl, cuz I'm ridiculously picky for the level of aesthetic value I bear.
SOOOOOO since I've put on weight and started working out I've been filled with what I consider a "better confidence" which is not to say I wasn't confident before, honestly I was cocky as hell. But this feels healthier in a way. I'm more upbeat (not hyper) and I have a sexier feel I think, which I know sounds fucking gay as hell but its true. I've never considered myself a sexy guy, I always just had the polite, funny, smart thing going for me and figured that'd be enough. But it's not. Clearly those are good things to have, but if you want to get things rolling with a girl you need that extra zing to really draw them in. + Show Spoiler +hot girls that is, if you want an ugly chick you can just do w/e the fuck you want
I even got to the point when I was checking out at a store that I started flirting with this girl who had been helping me out. when she checked me out at the register I got up the balls to ask her name and shit and eventually asked if she was seeing anybody. She told me she'd been seeing the same guy for years but was flattered at the gesture. I said "all good, just curious" and was on my way. This was the FUCKING BALLSIEST thing i've ever done imo. I know it doesn't sound like much, but having the cajones to flat out ask the girl you just met if she was available is more nerve racking than performing for hundreds of people. since that point I've felt like I've turned my life around, even if it wasn't shitty to begin with.
This is mostly a lot of ranting, but I've just been in a fucking great mood all day and wanna share it with TL who pretty much made it happen
TY decaf and eshlow you guys are awesome ^_^
And if you've been putting off working out, slimming down or w/e, even if you're not in that bad of shape right now, I immensely recommend it just for the strength it builds in your confidence.
TLDR: I put on 14 pounds of muscle and am no longer a pussy. woot!
 
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pics or it didn't happen.
Just kidding! Congratz on being un-pussy-ified!
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MONION FIGHTING~
I wish I was you 
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On July 21 2010 13:24 GenesisX wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.
Just kidding! Congratz on being un-pussy-ified!
I took a "before" pic on that day, ima take another when I reach my first goal of 145 ^_^
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Oh look you gained weight..good..Now I need to lose some fucking weight!
MONION HWAITING!~
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hey i saw this on facebook
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pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C
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On July 21 2010 13:28 OmgIRok wrote:
hey i saw this on facebook
o.o
are we friends? lol i'm kinda attention whoring with it X_X
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On July 21 2010 13:28 mOnion wrote:o.o are we friends? lol i'm kinda attention whoring with it X_X
YE YOU BET WE ARE FRIENDS =D
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On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C
yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy
also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny
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On July 21 2010 13:30 OmgIRok wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:28 mOnion wrote:On July 21 2010 13:28 OmgIRok wrote:
hey i saw this on facebook o.o are we friends? lol i'm kinda attention whoring with it X_X YE YOU BET WE ARE FRIENDS =D
FUCK i need to make a list matching ID's to IRL names >_<
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having sex with a virgin is never underrated :C
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mOnion post us pics of your sexy body!
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haha it's all good. Congrats on 1 month! :p
get ripped and do the sc standup ^_^
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I challenge you to an arm wrestling contest the next time you come over.
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On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:
its bizarre and hard for me to say, but its true. I had no balls.
hm, i remember you having only balls ;p
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On July 21 2010 13:34 R0YAL wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:
its bizarre and hard for me to say, but its true. I had no balls. hm, i remember you having only balls ;p
looooooooooooooooool
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On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny
bolded, wat?
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On July 21 2010 13:37 Surrealz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny bolded, wat?
in context that just means "another" as in "not myself" and could be replaced with "a"
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Grats bro! Keep up the good work. (Christian here too, same boat... +1 moral support to you I guess =D)
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On July 21 2010 13:42 snotboogie wrote:
Grats bro! Keep up the good work. (Christian here too, same boat... +1 moral support to you I guess =D)
haha thx maeng ^_^
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When you're confident,
you are indomitable
Good stuff mOnion.
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On July 21 2010 13:37 Surrealz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny bolded, wat?
monion got bolded IRL aww yeah congrats, and please post some pix.
you definitely deserve to be attention whoring this up ^^
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I'm 5'9 160 , fuck you're skinny 
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On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny
i say based on experience that value is highly over estimated
also wait 120? jesus christ thank god you're gaining weight that's like unhealthy skinny
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If you were 120 before, you were lighter than me.
Think about that.
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On July 21 2010 14:13 Pokebunny wrote:
If you were 120 before, you were lighter than me.
Think about that.
haha you're 14 right?
i was 120 at 14 as well, I haven't put on any weight since my freshman yr of HS X_X
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On July 21 2010 13:30 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:28 JohnColtrane wrote:
pics of your improvement? btw if you want kilos just divide the lbs by 2.2, so like 60kg. how tall are you?
and you 'choose' not to have sex? do you have like, christian values or something, or maybe you dont want to do less than attractive girls? coz oyster quality isnt correlated to looks at all, just putting it out there (i might even go and say that its all pretty much the same unless you found one that smells like blueberries)
edit:im a slow typer :C yes I'm christian. I think the experience of having your first sexual experience with another woman who you love who is ALSO a virgin is highly underrated and can serve as a foundation for a healthy relationship given financial stability and a healthy economy also im 5'10'' X_X super skinny
Couldn't have said it better myself. Nowadays I hear too many people just throwing around "pre-marital sex", saying that waiting until you're married is "overrated/old-fashioned/anachronistic/misguided/smells of pussy" etc. :<
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I can't see a difference except that his eyes turned red
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On July 21 2010 14:25 frogmelter wrote:
I can't see a difference except that his eyes turned red
thats what i said X_X
i'm even wearing the same shorts randomly @_@
FUCK IT I'M TAKING OUT PICS
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monion doesnt ever change clothes.
or shower.
good thing i have +1 carapace.
edit: 5/5, why is this rated so low? =/
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On July 21 2010 14:30 Grobyc wrote:
monion doesnt ever change clothes.
or shower.
good thing i have +1 carapace.
edit: 5/5, why is this rated so low? =/
people are jealous of funny,smart,handsome,confident.
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Shiiiiiii-
I need to go back to working out. i'm such a twig.
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And i thought i was really skinny. Im like 5'9, 127 pounds
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More men need to be like you. Spread the word brother, lift weights, don't be a pussy. Amen.
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5/5 here yo
It's being rated low by guys who've never gone through anything like this and think it's a shitty brag blog o_O. But it's like a total mental turnaround and when you go through it you gotta tell everyone haha. I know how you feel  keep on ballin'.
ils you ARE really skinny
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Carrot top round 2?
J/k, congrats. I've been meaning to try and get back into more like the shape I was in when swimming, but inertia is so powerful.
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Damn this is great, I know exactly how you feel! I used to be 5'9 110 lbs, but since I've started working out I'm now at around 135-140. It's awesome when you're skinny and then you bulk up because you can really see how cut you are and stuff haha. Makes you feel like a sexy beast.
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On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:
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I'm just some skinny redhead dude
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Stopped reading there. mOnion confirmed for ginger status.
On a more serious note, congrats on the 14lb gain. 5'10 120(54.5kg) is just brutal (134 still is imo). But keep working at it!
EDIT: Did I read that right... 14lbs from June 21st? 14lbs in 4 weeks is definitely not all muscle. What you should do is take your body fat % (use a scale that does this electronically) then any weight gain you get you can calculate how much of the gain was actual muscle.
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Wow congrats.
I am glad to know I'm not that bad. Going into my sophomore year and I'm about 5'9 and 132 lb.
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very niceee. As someone who goes to to the gym 3-4 times a week for the past 4-5 years of my life, I can understand how you feel with your new body =p.
Honestly, having a bigger chest, broader shoulders gives you a big confidence boost. Congratulations on your results, some very big gains there. Unfortunately, what you managed to achieve in a month (talking to a random stranger and hittin her up), I haven't been able to do in years =(.
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I'm actually in a very similar predicament atm, how'd you gain the weight just wondering. I can't gain weight for beans. A total change in attitude makes all the difference with girls.
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No offense but..
You were a skinny redhead guy that played alot of starcraft and you said you were popular with girls in highschool?
Something seems funny. Lol.
And to people asking how? TL has alot of threads about this, look at those Health and Fitness threads. And if you don't feel like reading, just eat alot.
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On July 21 2010 23:56 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
No offense but..
You were a skinny redhead guy that played alot of starcraft and you said you were popular with girls in highschool?
Something seems funny. Lol.
And to people asking how? TL has alot of threads about this, look at those Health and Fitness threads. And if you don't feel like reading, just eat alot.
no one knew I was a nerd until college
i literally had an asian friend of mine who used to be in my physics class ask me on facebook "did you just become a nerd when you got to college or were you a closet case in high school"
;-)
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On July 21 2010 20:52 Entropic wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:
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I'm just some skinny redhead dude
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EDIT: Did I read that right... 14lbs from June 21st? 14lbs in 4 weeks is definitely not all muscle. What you should do is take your body fat % (use a scale that does this electronically) then any weight gain you get you can calculate how much of the gain was actual muscle.
oh ya I'm definitely sure its not all muscle, i mean I'm drinking a gallon of whole milk every day and doing ZEROOOOOO cardio, so there's gonna be some fat
but the main goal I'm getting at is parkour, so right now i'm focusing on the pounds, then ima start running while taking gymnastics during the school year, so i'm really not worried about being able to shed the fat content, I was very adept at running in high school.
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On July 22 2010 00:03 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2010 20:52 Entropic wrote:On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:
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I'm just some skinny redhead dude
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EDIT: Did I read that right... 14lbs from June 21st? 14lbs in 4 weeks is definitely not all muscle. What you should do is take your body fat % (use a scale that does this electronically) then any weight gain you get you can calculate how much of the gain was actual muscle. oh ya I'm definitely sure its not all muscle, i mean I'm drinking a gallon of whole milk every day and doing ZEROOOOOO cardio, so there's gonna be some fat but the main goal I'm getting at is parkour, so right now i'm focusing on the pounds, then ima start running while taking gymnastics during the school year, so i'm really not worried about being able to shed the fat content, I was very adept at running in high school.
so that gallon a milk a day stuff actually works? how hard is it to drink so much? seems a bit unhealthy
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On July 22 2010 01:04 fredd wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2010 00:03 mOnion wrote:On July 21 2010 20:52 Entropic wrote:On July 21 2010 13:22 mOnion wrote:
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I'm just some skinny redhead dude
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EDIT: Did I read that right... 14lbs from June 21st? 14lbs in 4 weeks is definitely not all muscle. What you should do is take your body fat % (use a scale that does this electronically) then any weight gain you get you can calculate how much of the gain was actual muscle. oh ya I'm definitely sure its not all muscle, i mean I'm drinking a gallon of whole milk every day and doing ZEROOOOOO cardio, so there's gonna be some fat but the main goal I'm getting at is parkour, so right now i'm focusing on the pounds, then ima start running while taking gymnastics during the school year, so i'm really not worried about being able to shed the fat content, I was very adept at running in high school. so that gallon a milk a day stuff actually works? how hard is it to drink so much? seems a bit unhealthy
easier than eating a lot. how is milk unhealthy?
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Congrats!
You have inspired me to start running again after slacking off for 10 straight days.
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hooooooooooooooly shit
I WANNA BE THAT
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