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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
July 20 2010 11:17 GMT
#1
I should be asleep now, except i usually eat at like 11PM then go to bed a couple hours later, but since i didnt do that last night im too hungry to sleep

fml.

So i managed to force myself asleep for like 3 hours and now im wide ass awake for some reason, and decide that like before "Im pretty hungry and cant sleep so ima eat and go to sleep" My grandma that lives below me is still asleep

fml.

I decide to make a PBJ sandwich instead woo!!!, we are out of bread

fml.

But dont worry we have hamburger buns! :D:D:D, at which point the greatest tragedy occurs, after putting the peanut butter on my bread i find jelly in the fridge and put it on there, it is strawberry

fml.

I hate strawberry but i dont like wasting food so i scrape it off(hypocritical i know) and put grape on there, and after taking my first bite all i can taste is the strawberry

fml.

DISCUSS? HOW BAD HAVE YOUR RECENT MORNINGS BEEN?

*
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
July 20 2010 11:19 GMT
#2
you're in america i assume?

jetlag ended for me last week, so i'm riding quite well now, thank you
boomer hands
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
July 20 2010 11:20 GMT
#3
On July 20 2010 20:19 seRapH wrote:
you're in america i assume?

jetlag ended for me last week, so i'm riding quite well now, thank you

It took me a while to make sure i had my sleep back on track(i was sleeping during the day) However after staying up all day then going to bed at night(this did fix it) i found i couldnt eat but tiny bits for about 2 1/2 days because i was so used to eating at night

Is this sort of like "jetlag"

and yes i am american
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
July 20 2010 11:22 GMT
#4
I don't think I've ever had a good morning. I'd list all the times I've overslept for work but I don't think they'd fit in this post. Oversleeping leads to angry employer -> leads to cranky employee.

Also, am I the only one who has more trouble waking up when I went to bed earlier than normal? I have less trouble waking up from a 5 hour night than from an 8 hour night.
this game is a fucking jokie
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 20 2010 11:22 GMT
#5
Its 6:22 am for me, I have yet to sleep, the birds are starting to chirp, I can see the light, and I'm watching some crazy matches of SC..tis a good morning!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 20 2010 11:23 GMT
#6
worst morning for me was when I decided to drink a whole bottle (1.5 L @ 20%) of Japanese rice wine on a Wednesday night, then had a horrible hangover on Thursday for the whole day, wanting to throw up every 5 minutes.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
July 20 2010 11:23 GMT
#7
From Wikipedia:
"One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillators, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door".[15]"

Your morning was not the worst ever by far.
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 20 2010 11:29 GMT
#8
Well arb this is a price you must pay for getting haxed to a crobat. My mornings have been just fine. Nothing about them to complain about. Except that I has no gf to share 'em with.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
July 20 2010 12:06 GMT
#9
On July 20 2010 20:22 Megalisk wrote:
Its 6:22 am for me, I have yet to sleep, the birds are starting to chirp, I can see the light, and I'm watching some crazy matches of SC..tis a good morning!


This is exactly how I feel at this moment!
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
July 20 2010 12:11 GMT
#10
right now its blowing my mind that you hate strawberry. how can someone hate strawberry?
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
SoL[9]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Portugal1370 Posts
July 20 2010 12:11 GMT
#11
LOL that is a bad morning?
You so unlucky...
I Can Fly...
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
July 20 2010 12:13 GMT
#12
Spoiled kid....
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9946 Posts
July 20 2010 12:14 GMT
#13
How can you hate strawberry? You're literally the first person I know that hates strawberry.
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
July 20 2010 12:28 GMT
#14
That's not a bad morning. Fuck compared to you I had a bad morning and I don't even consider it bad.
♞
Happy.fairytail
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
July 20 2010 12:37 GMT
#15
hm, worst might be the morning after my best friend's 21st -- we started out with some beer, then decided to head over to the bar and just go down menu and see how far we could go lol. (Keep in mind, I was 5'6 and 115lbs).

3 beers/wine; then double-shots of regal, crown, JD, vodka, tequila, some weird blue stuff the bartender said was called "robinson crusoe", some more weird purple stuff the bartender said was called "fuck you", and the last thing I remember was downing a double-shot of black russian. All under half an hour I think, we just skulled all of it down fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Haha I couldn't even put my glass down after that black russian, because I swear I saw two bars so I just picked one and I swear it jumped backwards to dodge my glass and it fell and broke wtf SO CONFUSED HAHA.

Rest of the night was pretty uneventful, just some projectile vomit coming out of the elevator, dry heaving on the sidewalk, and then waking up feeling like a battlecruiser yamato canon'd my stomach. Man, I was so drunk I couldn't even go to sleep for 2hrs. And when I woke up, I still felt drunk. But seriously, my insides felt like this:
~ava
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada378 Posts
July 20 2010 12:39 GMT
#16
I've had some 'oh shit' wake-up moments that put your 'worst morning ever' to shame
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
July 20 2010 12:42 GMT
#17
Man strawberry is as equal a berry as any other type of berry. Grape is a type of berry (I think), so why the discrimination?

Oh and I've found that if your sleep cyclle gets fucked over, the best and most reliable way to fix it is to try as hard as you can to got to bed before 1 in the morning, wake up as soon as you can, and fall asleep when your body tells you to (at like 23:30) instead of iCCup into the early hours of the morning (which I fall for all too often).

Sorry about the lack-of-sandwich material, maybe stock up on some double-downs and re-heat them ?
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
July 20 2010 13:13 GMT
#18
arb...

will you feel better if you sign my mousepad?
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
eSen1a
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1058 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 14:03:03
July 20 2010 13:15 GMT
#19
woops its ur blog ps i love strawberries
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
July 20 2010 13:17 GMT
#20
Lets say its a sure bet that you don't drink or ever have drunk alcohol.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24637 Posts
July 20 2010 13:20 GMT
#21
1) You are having trouble sleeping.
2) You decide to eat.
3) You foolishly spread strawberry jam which you hate on to your bread.
4) You scrape it off.
5) You try eating your sandwich and taste the strawberry jam.

I hope you aren't serious about your morning is bad lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 20 2010 14:01 GMT
#22
I love strawberry presserves Jam, but I hate goddamn strawberrys..is something wrong with me?
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 20 2010 14:03 GMT
#23
On July 20 2010 21:14 RaGe wrote:
How can you hate strawberry? You're literally the first person I know that hates strawberry.


I was about to say exactly this, something is wrong with you.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 20 2010 14:04 GMT
#24
wtf
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 20 2010 14:04 GMT
#25
i mean that in a good way!
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 20 2010 14:25 GMT
#26
On July 20 2010 23:01 Megalisk wrote:
I love strawberry presserves Jam, but I hate goddamn strawberrys..is something wrong with me?


just think of it like ketchup >>> tomatoes
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stack
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada348 Posts
July 20 2010 14:28 GMT
#27
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=137434
life is short, dont F it up
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
July 20 2010 14:33 GMT
#28
On July 20 2010 21:14 RaGe wrote:
How can you hate strawberry? You're literally the first person I know that hates strawberry.

Im not a fan of the texture of strawberries, but i fucking LOOOOOOOVE the flavor
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Macavenger
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1132 Posts
July 20 2010 16:00 GMT
#29
On July 20 2010 20:22 Megalisk wrote:
Its 6:22 am for me, I have yet to sleep, the birds are starting to chirp, I can see the light, and I'm watching some crazy matches of SC..tis a good morning!

This is the only sort of good morning right here. All others can pretty much die as far as I'm concerned.

It's 9am here now, I had to get up a bit ago to get ready for work, and it sucks. T.T
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 20 2010 16:13 GMT
#30
If tasting strawberry is considered bad for you, you must live in paradise normally.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 20 2010 16:17 GMT
#31
Hamburger bread? Jesus, I'd never be that desperate.

I hope.....
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
July 20 2010 16:21 GMT
#32
He hates strawberry.
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
July 20 2010 16:40 GMT
#33
On July 20 2010 22:20 micronesia wrote:
1) You are having trouble sleeping.
2) You decide to eat.
3) You foolishly spread strawberry jam which you hate on to your bread.
4) You scrape it off.
5) You try eating your sandwich and taste the strawberry jam.

I hope you aren't serious about your morning is bad lol

I ate it then immediatly felt sleepy and am just waking up,however strawberry jelly is absolutely disgusting but grape is amazing :D

and @ Empy i usually dont get hungover really bad after drinking..or i dont drink enough one(i usually just get a buzz)
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 20 2010 19:22 GMT
#34
It's a crime to hate strawberries
:]
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
July 21 2010 00:07 GMT
#35
On July 20 2010 21:14 RaGe wrote:
How can you hate strawberry? You're literally the first person I know that hates strawberry.

I'm not a fan of strawberry myself.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
July 21 2010 00:11 GMT
#36
-_-
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serenidite
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Korea (South)505 Posts
July 21 2010 00:15 GMT
#37
had some cold taco's one morning.
that was not a good day
" Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 00:32:22
July 21 2010 00:28 GMT
#38
On July 20 2010 21:14 RaGe wrote:
How can you hate strawberry? You're literally the first person I know that hates strawberry.

I used to hate it too, and chunky peanut butter. But now I think they are ok and probably prefer them.


and yea, as someone mentioned strawberry texture is kind of gross. Next time you find a strawberry examine it very closely. It's a bunch of little seeds with hairs some are unripe green/yellow and then the fruit itself is mooshy. Then towards the top inside it's hollow with this harder textured core stuff. Even to this day, I love the flavor but I don't really like feeling them in my mouth. It feels really gross to me, like I'm eating some limp piece of animal tissue that is degraded.

So yea in strawberry jelly its got all the little seeds and shit.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 21 2010 02:48 GMT
#39
Every morning for me is awesome.

Cereal, then coffee and various techno.

Then I happily do the dishes or read TL.

Then I work out.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
July 21 2010 02:54 GMT
#40
On July 21 2010 09:15 serenidite wrote:
had some cold taco's one morning.
that was not a good day

i heated some up for a snack one night, the shells fell apart and the cheese tasted bad

it was sad
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 21 2010 03:24 GMT
#41
i was reading this blog hoping something would happen, it didn't

when did high post count users start being so un-cool?
why so 진지해?
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
July 21 2010 03:35 GMT
#42
On July 21 2010 12:24 Rekrul wrote:
i was reading this blog hoping something would happen, it didn't

when did high post count users start being so un-cool?

IM SORRY REKRUL PLEASE FORGIVE ME
*bow*

i will make a blog that will make you shit piss and cum all at the same time next time
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
nuke_rush
Profile Joined November 2009
Hong Kong126 Posts
August 05 2010 06:50 GMT
#43
My bad morning; I woke up, went to take a piss, was way too sleepy/dizzy to 'aim', and pissed all over the floor. Then, while changing, my foot got stuck in my clothing and I crashed in an awkward position onto the floor. Fail.
Battlecruiser operational | still can't decide which team i like
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
August 05 2010 09:59 GMT
#44
I have a terrible morning everytime I can't have coffee.

I hate strawberries too btw.
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ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2294 Posts
August 05 2010 13:31 GMT
#45
Ioannis is 3rd in his liquidbet ranking and because he is on holidays he asked me to put all the bets for him, I forgot to put the MSL ro8 one's because I too have holidays and im not always on my PC and he is now raging at me all day because he could have finished the season being no.1
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
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