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Hey TL, I'm going to share a story with you all and I hope you guys love it and hopefully don't suffer the same way I did.
Because if you do, you have my sympathy.
My summer class schoolmates/profs and I took a trip to a a beach on the southwest side of Korea 2 days ago. It was an overnight trip so it wasn't long, but due to our grueling schedule it was time for a good break. So there I was at 8 AM waiting for the bus in front of my department. We had over a hundred people going on this trip and everyone was prepared to get balls off partay crazy for this trip. Three of my friends and I decided to celebrate our trip by shotgunning two cans of beer each before getting on the bus. Our professors nodded left and right as they looked at us but we didn't fucking care.
![[image loading]](http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/MrHoon/___Crapbox/Story1.png) HIGH FIVE MOTHER FUCKER
Anyways as we got on the bus I realized while all my friends were on Bus #2 I was the only guy on Bus #3. I was bummed because it was a 3 hour bus ride but fortunately I brought my PSP so I can play Persona 3 Portable (speaking of which I suggest anyone owning a PSP to buy/pirate this game, much better than Persona 3 and a little bit better than Persona 3 FES). SO as I got on the bus I saw my friends banging on my window trying to gesture me to chug down another beer inside the bus for 5 minutes until I had to text message them “I DONT HAVE ANOTHER CAN YOU RETARDS.” As the bus started up I pulled out my PSP and started rampaging through the game in hopes to make Fuka mine (go play Persona 3 guys, seriously).
An hour and a half passed and I was deeply immersed into the game. I occasionally heard some laughs at the back of the bus but I was too busy playing a Japanese dating simulator to care who stuck a phallus shaped object up their nostrils. As I started getting tired of playing on my PSP I decided it was time to sleep for another hour and thirty minutes to ease the pain of not having anyone to talk to. Fortunately after 10 minutes we got to our first rest stop, which is great for a nicotine-lung-addict-fuckface like me
PS: Hey kids don't smoke. Seriously. You have no idea how much I regret smoking.
![[image loading]](http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/MrHoon/___Crapbox/Story2.png) DONT LISTEN TO ME, CANCER IS AWESOME
Anyways as I got off the bus my chinese, american, japanese and german friend and I started smoking outside the lavatory, my gay japanese friend came up to me and said “hey konamix some of the girls really like you” and left. At first I thought this kid was smoking crack because in my whole entire pitiful life I NEVER had a girl who came up to me and say “omg I want joo”. But then again I was obese and ugly back then. Eh who knows.
Before we got to the beach, our professors said we had to go to a very old Korean village to participate in “Korean Culture Experience” program. It would've been really fun if Korean weather was like 70% humidity at 90 degrees f. But we got to taste some bleh food and I killed a wasp with my spoon (fucker tried to take my goddamn acorn tofu, fuck wasps man). We got to run around the ancient Korean village a little and because my friend was on her fucking period or something she decided to not talk to me the entire trip which added made the Korean Culture Experience 10 times harder for me. Fortunately they told us we were heading to the resort soon so I was pumped up. I got to the nearest convenient store and got myself a bottle of water and headed back to the bus.
So I eventually found out my 2 Chinese friends sat right in front of me and believe it or not they called my name couple times earlier when I was playing my on my PSP (don't be a social failure like me, look around the goddamn bus before you turn on that pile of shit Sony calls a handheld). As I started to mingle with them they started feeding me some potato chips and pork jerky imported from China (shit takes FABULOUS). As I started to mingle more and more of my friends started emerging and I realized how much of a an autistic fuck I've become.
5 oclock, we finally got to our resort and believe it or not the building right across our resort was called “LOVE BEACH MOTEL” with 80's pink neon signs over it. Shady as fuck, but at the same time very arousing. My god before I go any further I've never known any city outside Seoul and Pusan in Korea looks like total shit. It's seriously a big problem here. No wonder ¼ of Koreans live in Seoul. Wow getting off-topic, getting back to the story. So we got our room keys from our profs and I had to share my room with 3 of my 'friends' (more like 'facebook friends' if you catch my drift). They were nice guys so I didn't complain.
![[image loading]](http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/MrHoon/___Crapbox/Story3.png) It doesn't actually look like this but I wanted to use pastel colors for some reason
The first thing I did was getting my sweaty ass disgusting pasty yellow skin into the showers. Goddamn how I've missed water so much. I took a speed shower and dressed into a more comfortable yet stylish (no hipster skinny jeans) look because I actually care how I look unlike 90% of you nerds here. Before I left my room I realized how nice our condo was. 2 floors, 2 beds, 2 bathrooms and 2 of everything, hell they even had MBCgame and OGN on their TV (which is funny because $700 Hyatt Suite room doesn't have one unless you 'request' for it for 20 dollars). So after watching a rerun of flash getting raped by effort I stood up and walked towards my class' dinner. We had to have a mandatory dinner with our classmates which I didn't mind at all because my classmate and professor are great.
We were given 5 kg of pork from the resort managers for free (that's 11 pounds to you american baka gaijins). It doesn't sound much for 16 people, but when 12 of the 16 are skinny ass asian girls it turns out to be a lot of pork. Anyways before I go any further I want to say one thing
If there is ANYTHING my 16 years in America has taught me which has value over anything I could learn around the world, it would be how to cook meat. No offense Argentinians, you guys are cool too.
Seriously at Barbeque parties I am the fucking god meat. Nobody can touch my grill man, this shit is my fucking pride. It's amazing how Asians need a flamethrower to get the coal starting. Anyways we chugged down our meat and started drinking. At that point I think I had 5 cups of beer (btw I'm a huge lightweight, almost as bad as ilikestarcraft) and I was tripping ballz man. Other classes were screaming “CHEERS” and because I was being a stupid drunk fuck and didn't want my class pride to get hurt I was screaming louder and louder.
We celebrated for 2 hours or so and I decided it was time to mingle with my other friends. So my classmates and I cleaned up the whole place. At first I was going to head home and brush my teeth but because I got stung by mosquitoes 10 times already while eating I decided to buy some anti-mosquito scents. I was planning on buying 1 packet (which includes 20 scents) but I got paranoid and bought 7 packets. So I walk out of the convenient store and here comes the fucking shitstorm.
As I started walking down, I saw a huge ass crowd near the Resort Pool and suddenly my 4 retarded friends ran up to me. I thought they were happy to finally see me after 4 hours but boy was I fucking wrong. Those bastards dragged me into the center of over 100 people (all profs including), pushed me down onto the ground and started stuffing beer bottles down my throat. I think I chugged over 2000cc within 15 seconds. Good news was I didn't pussy out and drank all of it which I was greeted with a roaring thunder of cheers from the god knows 100s of other people. Hell even the profs thought it was funny.
![[image loading]](http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/MrHoon/___Crapbox/Story4.png) DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
As the party started happening we all started drinking more and more and eventually we all headed to the beach. It was around 10 oclock so the tides were further away, which meant we had to walk another fucking kilometer to actually hear the goddamn tides roaring. Because it was the beach we started popping fireworks and beer cans all over the place. And like every beach party we had to throw someone in the ocean
and that fucker just happened to be me.
Fortunately before I was thrown in I had enough APM to chuck my iphone to the shores so I didn't have to pay Steve another fucking 500 dollars for my 3GS. I was so salty I started tasting lays from my lips. And to have my revenge I started hugging all the girls so they can taste my manly lay flavored shirt. I hugged the “im not talking to you cuz I have a period” friend the hardest just for lulz. Fortunately took it nicely and I became the man who broke through a girl's moodswing. Guess she couldn't resist the taste of lays chips
Anyways as I started walking out in hopes of getting my salty shirt/wallet/watch/FUCKING BELT/and etc dried, I was soon greeted by 15 people I didn't know. By my surprise the first thing they said was “ARE YOU KONAMIX??? OKAY U COME WITH US NOW.” Drunk out of my mind, confused, salty, exhausted and with the loss of my phone I had no choice but to follow them. With the 15 unknown people we started popping fireworks and other crap. After our fireworks started backfiring on us, we walked back and some japanese girl started talking to me a lot. Being the socially dull idiot I am it took me nearly 18 minutes to realize this girl was hitting on me.
![[image loading]](http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/MrHoon/___Crapbox/Story5.png) GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT SHITTY DRAWING
Because I had to take a shower I sent the girl back to her dorm and made a false promise I would hang out with her. I mean she was really hot and all but due to my laziness I just wanted to take a shower and rest for a while. When I got back to my room I realized my friend with the room key was out somewhere else drinking so he didn't plug the key inside the room. I could still get in without a key, but the problem was with no key = no electricity. So I showered inside the dark and dressed into my jammies apparel. I was going to sit on the couch but then I realized my friend took my phone on the ground so I went to her room to pick it back up. And to my surprise....
It was the same room that japanese girl was in! OH HOW FATE WORKS. Before I could say “Hi I'm here to get my phone back” I once again get dragged into the room and this time I downed 4 shots of whisky. There were about 15 people in their room and the dudes there were like “AWW DUDE YOU REALLY KEPT YOUR PROMISE, THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BLOW OFF MY DONGSENG (this means younger sister, but to all you non-koreans when a someone refers someone else as 'little sister/brotehr/etcetc” it signifies how close they are by friendship not by blood).” So I thought it would be a great time not to be a retard and replied “hell yeah” which then I was greeted by another cheer.
At this party I was getting drunk out of my mind. Since I was drinking since 9AM I slowly started losing grip in reality. I had no idea what was going on, nor did I have any power over my action because of the powerful influence alcohol has over you HAHA I GOT YOU FAGS. After a while I started getting hazy and a really cool mongolian guy and my chinese friend called me outside. I had no idea why but it seemed pretty serious. So as I went outside the first thing the mongolian guy did was “dude my japanese dongseng wants you and you seem like a cool guy so I'm going to give you a condom, good luck lol”.
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So I quickly got to know more and more about her. We talked and talked and talked until suddenly the mongolian bro said “MAN U GUYS ARE PANSIES MAKE OUT NOW OR GET OUT OF MY ROOM.” The japanese girl started stuttering and said “no! Leave us alone you mongolian beast! We're having fun!” and then I felt like the timing was right, flicked my cig into a cup and went for the dive. Cheers roared and it felt good. Like a cute japanese girl she was, she started blushing and that's when I knew what I did was finally the right choice. Toot toot.
Another hour passed, but now I'm drunk AND horny. Problem with that was even though they gave me a condom there was nowhere to fucking go. It was raining outside and some people got drunk and the rooms were full. I couldn't head back to my place because my friends were sleeping. As a last resort we decided to 'take a walk to the beach'. It was all good, she said thank you for kissing me and we held hands as we started to walk. At last we got to the beach and we shot out own version of casablanca. It felt good and everything was going perfect, until...
THE FUCKING COCKBLOCK BUGS![[image loading]](http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/MrHoon/___Crapbox/Story6.png) Hmm he kinda looks like that jerk from highschool... Hey wait a minute!
Now here is where the real shitstorm starts. There is a certain bug which lives dormant in the south-west part of Korea. I have no idea what it is nor do I know what it's supposed to look like but goddamn all I know is that out of a 100,000 people only 1 person is allergic to this fucker and that fucker just happened to be me. As we started getting to 2nd base I found my legs in excruciating pain; imagine some retarded baby stabbing your feet with metal toothpicks. At first I thought these were mosquitos so I ignored the first couple bites but then after 10 minutes of continuous stabbing it destroyed my indian pitch tent. I was irritated but I was too drunk and horny to say “my legs hurt”. Fortunately(?) the rain started pouring more and more which forced us to run back to the room. As we got back in we the mongolian bro looked at me with a huge banana grin and said “SUP”. Then it was 4am and the partayyy ended because we had to wake up in 3 hours.
Because my friend was such a buddy he didn't save my spot so I had to sleep on the couch. Later in the morning he woke me up and told me he saved a spot but I was too drunk to realize it. Atleast I didn't get stung. Anyways as I tried to stand on my two legs, I realized how stiff my ankles were. When I looked down HOLY SHIT WKJGDLSHBHLKWDBJSDBLKJSBJWKDBKJS GODDAMN ELEPHANTITAS LEGS
SHIT WAS FUCKING HUGE MAN, MY LEGS WERE FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IT WAS HUGE. I was having an allergic reaction so my legs swollen up to the size of peaches. Everyone was freaking out and I was screaming “HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT” like a little baby. But despite all this, I had to go take a shower and wake up for the bus ride to another location.
As I wore my sandals and walked outside everyone saw my leg and said “HOLY SHIT KONAMIX WTF IS THAT SHIT” and then everyone proceeded to scratch their legs (strange how the human mind works). And as my professor saw my leg she was like “WTF KONAMIX WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LEGS.” After 50 something carbon copy reaction from the schoolmates I eventually gave up and let them awe in disgust. Eventually my Korean History Prof started taking pictures of it because he wanted to upload this to his blog and my school website.
So I eventually went to a hospital and then came back to the bus and to find all the buses empty. Apparently the whole school went to another culture experience thing. I was worried to find myself alone inside the bus then DUN DUN DUN. To my surprise the japanese girl was actually on the same bus as me. Apparently she knew about this and I didn't (lol). So once again we started talking a lot and she kept apologizing for making my legs look like a retarded bacon ball. I told her it wasn't her fault and I should've been more careful. Speaking to her sober wasn't awkward which was good and she seemed to be having fun with the real me. So we decided to get some coffee then realized we weren't in seoul so we drank some fresh river water instead. And from the distance the mongolian bro was screaming “UHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”
So anyways we started heading back home after that culture crap and I got into a deep sleep. After 3 painful hours we got back to my school and I decided to walk her back to her house since she lived only 5 minutes away from the main gate. So I dropped her off and started to walk to my bus station with my retarded elephant feet.
I guess what I really want to say is buy fuckloads of bug repellent if you're going to score at a school trip in asia TL, don't fuck up like me and lose your chance to bang some really hot asian girl (preferably japanese)
Unless you're some bug immune guy like Tarzan or some shit.
tl;dr
I scored with some really hot girl then some cockblock bugs came by and destroyed my boner and I now have an elephant feet
 
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This story looks promising... reading...
EDIT: Great read ahahaha, best blog I've seen in a LONG time 5/5
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CA10828 Posts
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 5/5
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I haven't read a REALLY entertaining blog in a while. Allergies to anything always ruin things one way or another.
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uh easily 5/5 lol
did you score with her later?
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+ Show Spoiler +because I actually care how I look unlike 90% of you nerds here
woah man, peace and love.
But other than that very good read, sucks about the bugs bro maybe next time.
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United States24673 Posts
Hmm I think that was a very entertaining read... too weird to not be at least 85% real lol
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A story about sex with crude MSpaint drawings?
Sign me up.
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United States42596 Posts
If I knew how to frontpage this I would.
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LOLOL omg this is the best fucking blog i've read since the brag blog where we caught some dude lying about getting with some 300 APM cafe burista lololol
Someone post the brag blog application for this shit, but damn this was actually fcuking entertaining lol
“UHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” LOL
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5/5 I shall read it again because it was just so good.
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That kinda sucks. But at least it didn't end as badly as it could have.
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Oh i get it, you think you're a badass so you type like that
jk interesting read i enjoyed it, 4/5 would read once or twice.
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
I give Konamix my stamp of approval.
5/5'd for the most entertaining blog read I've had in quite a while.
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Awesome story. 5/5. would read again.
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MrHoon
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On July 18 2010 02:30 avilo wrote:
uh easily 5/5 lol
did you score with her later?
No konamix didn't score with her
Although he got her phone number written on his hand with permanent marker
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The drawings made the story that much better ^_^
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Don't worry guys, I GOT THIS
![[image loading]](http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/760/bragappkonamix.jpg)
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United States11637 Posts
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Yeah, fun read through and through. Good read sad ending. Boner killing bugs don't sound very enjoyable.
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On July 18 2010 02:47 ZlaSHeR wrote:Don't worry guys, I GOT THIS
lol
leg pics now plz
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
Konamix wont get the leg pix till Monday KST since his prof has the 'good' pictures
I will do everything in my power to prove this
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Oh man, I just love the blog section.
I used to write a travel diary, when I was in puberty. And it was full of storys like that.
Really appreciate it, when someone shares personal stories.
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On July 18 2010 02:17 Konamix wrote:
I love this picture! It looks just like my friend, ok but maybe not as fabulous :p
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That was a fantastic read. Great story, I couldn't stop laughing. Now let's get the pics from your prof of your cute ELEPHANT leg! :D
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This shiz is hilarious, pictures are a great skill to have.
I read it all, but the tl;dr makes it just a little bit better. 
5/5 man - five out-a five.
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this has brightened my day lol.
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On July 18 2010 03:09 MrHoon wrote:
Konamix wont get the leg pix till Monday KST since his prof has the 'good' pictures
I will do everything in my power to prove this
I'm sure its legit lol, its believable enough but surely has some exaggerations, which is all fine and dandy, but it is quite a brag blog haha, not necessarily fake.
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great read, and sounds like you had an amazing trip and to my curiousity, how did you not get sick after drinking so much if you're such a lightweight? anyway, even though you didn't score, YOU FOUND OUT WHERE SHE LIVES! your friends sounds funny as shit too, anyway, have a good one and thanks for the advice!
edit: thanks mr. hoon ^^
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I'll 5/5 this as soon as you link us to the leg pics.
Yeah also i agree with sephy, how did you not throw up all over the place if you were a lightweight?
Being a lightweight myself, and 6'1 (165), I'm sure I would have thrown up in your position. And I probably would have drowned in the ocean.
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haha awesomeness. i rarely read all the way through such a long blog post but I have emerged at the end thoroughly entertained.
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
I threw up twice, once after the fuckers drowned me in the middle of the crowd (fortunately I was able to hide it away) the second time was when I downed whisky
after that it went dark
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LOL 5/5 So long but so worth it.
Sounds like one hell of a school trip.
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i cracked up fucking hard when i saw the tl;dr after reading the whole thing
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holy shit insanely good 5.4-5
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Konamix reveal your identity!
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Hehe great writing, I lulzed =)
edit: you say you're a lightweight, I call bullshit, if I'd had half of what you apparently drank at the speed you apparently drank it I would have been puking my guts out, and I am no lightweight.
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Rofl the only thing I could think of when reading this blog was that somebody actually had the username "konamix."
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win blog!!! nearly died laughing
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Im jealous but fucking hilarious. Kodos for the great MSpaint images. :D
edit: Except for the giganto legs of course.
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5/5 i was laughing my ass off the whole read
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Sympathy, and 5v5
Ok.
Now then...
Can I have my own rant in here? Wont be too long...? In a party I had the chance to get on with a girl... twice... Both times spoiled because someone said "kiss now, we wanna see it" :@
Next party, same issue, same girl. same thing happend.
ARGAH
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity!
I'd have thought this woulda been pretty obvious. Especially since he's given it away numerous times already.
Tis okay Konamix. You're still the best. These newbies ain't got nothin on ya. <3
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Hahahahaha awesome blog 5/5 )
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On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity!
Clearly the lovechild of Kona and Smix
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Very nicely written and I like it (probably because it had those pretty pictures :-) )! 5/5
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NOOOOO-
Feels bad man. But you get her next time 
5/5
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I'm reading through Konamix's substantial *cough* archive of posts, and I really can't figure this out :/ The child of Konadora and Smix? ><?
The profile birthday is probably fake (1/19/1999) and I'm guessing it's just Smix trolling being funneh bananeh, but most of them are really like OHAI THAR MOMMY and ~5 words or fewer, and then comes along this huge-ass epic blog entry...dayum...
Great job anyhow, would read again, 5/5, and all that junk.
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Beautiful blog 5/5. This is how life should be except the cockblockin' bugs.
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Oh man, that was a epic read lol!
5/5!
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LOL this made me laugh for like 5 minutes. the drawings were hilarious ahha
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LOL good.
Link to proff blog with leg pics or didn't happen.
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amazing fana style blog right here! 5/5
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Wtf! cockblock bugs, awesome story! 5/5. Don't really understand why you refer to them all by their nationalities or why they come from all over east asia but maybe i wasn't paying close enough attention :p
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On July 18 2010 04:47 Roffles wrote:I'd have thought this woulda been pretty obvious. Especially since he's given it away numerous times already. Tis okay Konamix. You're still the best. These newbies ain't got nothin on ya. <3
Where has he ever given it away and who you callin' a newbie, child
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This is how all blog entries should be.
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oh my god this blog is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
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This story fits perfectly with my perception of Mongolians. 5/5 lol
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On July 18 2010 05:56 tonight wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2010 04:47 Roffles wrote:On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity! I'd have thought this woulda been pretty obvious. Especially since he's given it away numerous times already. Tis okay Konamix. You're still the best. These newbies ain't got nothin on ya. <3 Where has he ever given it away and who you callin' a newbie, child
Not you. Konamix would get my reference though. Just look harder. Look harder. It's there.
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That was a nice read! Better luck next time bro!
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On July 18 2010 04:46 Iplaythings wrote:
Sympathy, and 5v5
Ok.
Now then...
Can I have my own rant in here? Wont be too long...? In a party I had the chance to get on with a girl... twice... Both times spoiled because someone said "kiss now, we wanna see it" :@
Next party, same issue, same girl. same thing happend.
ARGAH
Thats when you turn to her and kiss her, if youw ere playing your cards right that night she'd kiss back and you'd win. If you just laugh, then you look like an idiot and she'll hate you. Your fault.
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Hahaha funny story. Lesson learned!
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You sure it isn't because that you're drunk that you see the girl as cute?
> : )
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On July 18 2010 06:51 Roffles wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2010 05:56 tonight wrote:On July 18 2010 04:47 Roffles wrote:On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity! I'd have thought this woulda been pretty obvious. Especially since he's given it away numerous times already. Tis okay Konamix. You're still the best. These newbies ain't got nothin on ya. <3 Where has he ever given it away and who you callin' a newbie, child Not you. Konamix would get my reference though. Just look harder. Look harder. It's there.
is it... is it mr hoon?
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
No it's not MrFoon. It's someone MrFoon knows. Cmon guys.
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On July 18 2010 07:06 bearbuddy wrote:
You sure it isn't because that you're drunk that you see the girl as cute?
> : )
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Baa?21242 Posts
Great story, awesome illustrations ^_^
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Illustrations made it good for me, and the TL:DR ending just made it epic. 5/5
And that's one nasty little bugger.
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Epic! Funny stuff.
I've had mosquitos bite my balls during outdoor sex; not fun.
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holy shitballs! hahaha this is pure fucking gold. Funniest blog I've read in quite a while.
Edit; And the paintings just makes this sooo much better rofl. 6/5
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man, so did u fuck her in the end? just coffee and that's it?
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the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Superb work, the MS Paint held my interest :D
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
On July 18 2010 07:19 Roffles wrote:
No it's not MrFoon. It's someone MrFoon knows. Cmon guys.
I got an idea!
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Entertaining read! Need more blogs like this
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Haha great read 5/5
And yea that much alcool would have me on the floor <<
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On July 18 2010 07:19 Roffles wrote:
No it's not MrFoon. It's someone MrFoon knows. Cmon guys.
I feel like the F is like a really obvious giveaway but I don't think I've been here long enough to get it.
Doesn't hoon know doc helvetica?
Maybe the F is a reference to... Fanatacist? The only F name that comes to mind. 
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Funny read with nice pictures lol. Actually I like the pictures more than the story =P
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konadora
Singapore66158 Posts
I see you are doing well, my child.
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
due to personal safety precautions I will NOT be posting the picture here
PM me if you want pix of legs
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Spenguin
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Sounds legit-ish. Really entertaining read :D Thanks haha
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Hahahaa EPIC READ!!!
You require addition bug repellent!!
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heh. I read this at the end of my day and what a great way it was to end it. I don't think drinking that much can be considered "huge lightweight" though.
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LOL I loved this so much.
5/5 for sure :3
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OMG story soooooo good, i've already read it twice 5/5.
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Hey Konamix would you care to rub your leg to mine and see what happens?
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"Since I was drinking since 9AM I slowly started losing grip in reality. I had no idea what was going on, nor did I have any power over my action because of the powerful influence alcohol has over you HAHA I GOT YOU FAGS."
rofl
and that was amazing.
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This made me feel so much better after reading the prisoner thread.
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
lmao sounds like an epic night
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I lol'd. Quite well written.
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
Konamix! This is shocking... as your mother I feel offended that you would not have told me such a story beforehand. I know I should've packed some bug spray in your bag but I totally forgot.
Let me know if this Japanese girl calls. Oh, btw - what do her parents do? Is she smart? Pretty?
P.S. : didn't you have a girlfriend? Konamix don't cheat on girls! That's not how I raised you!
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konadora
Singapore66158 Posts
we should do a better job in raising our child!
*takes out a cookie*
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
Honey stop feeding him cookies. You don't want to spoil our child do you?
*spank
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ahh this is a great story! I'm glad the girl still talked to you, despite your "big elephant feet" That's something to be thankful for. =D
and your username happens to be from " DDR kona mix?" or is it really a mixture of konadora and smix? ._.
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THIS NEEDS TO BE FEATURED!
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Thats awesome, thanks man that was really entertaining :D
5/5
Edit: If konamix is the son of kona and smix, considering those two are starred shouldnt the son by genetics have a star aswell? oshi...
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THIS BLOG IS SO SAD=(. OH well live and learn good luck next time bro 5/5
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Even after I read it and already lol'd plenty of times, the tl;dr made me lol again. XD
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Haha great story 5/5 would read again.
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United States335 Posts
The Effort > Flash replay on TV was clearly a bad omen.
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LOL! Pics of your legs/jap girl
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hilarious, 5/5
you should write more blogs.
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Those pics were hilarious! Thanks for adding them in it makes for a more interesting read .
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konadora
Singapore66158 Posts
ok fine WE eat the cookies!
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LOL! Can we have pics of the girl AND of your legs?
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lmao, the pictures made it so good
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
On July 19 2010 00:31 Smix wrote:
Honey stop feeding him cookies. You don't want to spoil our child do you?
*spank
On July 19 2010 22:47 konadora wrote:
ok fine WE eat the cookies!
You two are so cute~
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Great blog. It could be improved, however, with this:
On July 20 2010 03:18 Caos2 wrote:
LOL! Can we have pics of the girl AND of your legs?
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"Fortunately before I was thrown in I had enough APM to chuck my iphone to the shores so I didn't have to pay Steve another fucking 500 dollars for my 3GS."
Lol awesome
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5/5 Awesome story...
Loved the drawings
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LOL.
Are you going to see the girl again?
The problem would be solved ez then.
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Entertaining! It's like a Teen comedy movie, and then an abrupt switch to Horror.
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LOL read it as a study break. Great read!
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On July 19 2010 12:23 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
LOL! Pics of your legs/jap girl
I 2nd this ! Great read ! ahahhaha 5/5
the pictures were hilarious
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haha this is so great, watch it turn out to be another dream xero
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to the non believers: if this was fake, don't you think it would've been closed already HMMMMM?
I've already sent proof to LosingID and the banlings and few of those who pm'd me~
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A+ mang.
but minus points for fucking elephant legs.
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
Wtf
Konamix your own mother doesn't get pix??
PM PLZ
oh em gee
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konadora
Singapore66158 Posts
daddy doesn't get any? :<
oh mama holy cow can i unsee
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Came for the Bugs, Stayed for the LULZ
Amazing 5/5!
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can anyone with pics hook me up? i request the pictures in my inbox?
thanks hehe
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good read op, very entertaining and surreal :D
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Freaking hilarious, I want to see the pictures before 5/5
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The leg pic is gross. It looks like the chick from the exorcist face.
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A+ blog, would read again. And again. And again.
5/5
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Worth the read.
The line about meat was pretty funny. Also the crazy fish pic was awesome.
Also "The japanese girl started stuttering and said “no! Leave us alone you mongolian beast! We're having fun!”" hahaa
5/5 Repellent 5/5
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ROFLMAO insane story. glad i'm up at 3am reading this. well worth my time.
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that was a 5/5 read. thank you.
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lol well dude .... whatever ... That's not so bad ... :p
Although you should have fucked her anyway :o elephant feet or not ... hah
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u sir, are awesome. 5/5/5/5/5 yessssss
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On July 20 2010 17:22 konadora wrote:
daddy doesn't get any? :<
oh mama holy cow can i unsee
Hey Kona how was smix in bed?
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On July 22 2010 13:34 Megalisk wrote:Show nested quote +On July 20 2010 17:22 konadora wrote:
daddy doesn't get any? :<
oh mama holy cow can i unsee Hey Kona how was smix in bed?
rofl
this was an awesome blog lol
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way to get pwned by the cock block bugs! Awesome read though lol
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Neeeed pix, gonna be a doctor, need to see allergic reaction! Also 5/5, fucking hilarious.
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What in the hell is this, lol. 38/5 stars, would read again.
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FUCKING EPIC.
By the way, i bet the bugs were roaches.
As in not good for anything other than messing people up and pissing people off.
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Surprisingly re-readable 5/5
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Ahahhaha why did I miss this the first time roflll!!
Btw...only thing weird bout the story is you call yourself light weight but you're walkn around like a champ chuggin everything and remembering all that's happened???!!! PLOT HOlE :d!!!!!
But damn hilarious :D
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5/5, Would read again. Thanks for this konamix =)
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Hahaha dude. EPIC STORY. Ending was disappointing, but I gotta say, dig your style, man. Yoku ganbatta!
P.S. Did you ever get with that girl in the end? Does she go to your school?
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TT sent pm's to hoon and konamix but nope
if any1 still has the leg pic and read this may i get a PM plz?
thanks
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Most entertaining blog I've read in a while :D
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IMO the pic of the leg should just get posted here for everyone to see
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Thoroughly entertained, lol
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5/5 truly hilarious, the added pictures make it great. I would love to visit korea, but not on a school trip though.
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wow 5/5 I actually read the whole thing. Thinking of writing s biography??? lol
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lol dude that sucks haha Nice read though any luck witht he girl after?
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Rate this blog post a 5? IT PRESSES OK OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
Seriously, this is the most amazing thing ever.
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The best fucking blog ever
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imagine some retarded baby stabbing your feet with metal toothpicks
LOL
Great story, and great write up, I'd really like to read some more. When is your next school trip ?
We should link this to the "alcohol sucks" blogs. Some stuffs just can't happened if your not drunk.
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