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YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-11 00:29:49
June 11 2010 00:27 GMT
#1
I hate these damn ugly bastards...

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It's finally starting to feel like summer here. So, I decided to enjoy the weather and go out for a stroll. I ended up coming back with 8 mosquito bites.

These aren't just mosquito bites on your forearm or your leg. These fuckers aim for my ears, between the toes, and my head (I just shaved my head completely last night too).

I HATE THESE THINGS!! I doubt none of you can beat my record of 258 mosquito bites in the span of 2 weeks that I got during a boat trip...

Edit: Forgot to ask, anyone know a good way of repelling them? I don't want to use bug sprays because they smell awful and these fuckers love me. I think they just live for my blood. Doesn't matter if I'm in a city around the downtown area, these fuckers will find me and suck my blood. I need something to repel these fuckers real bad . I don't know why they like me so much.

*****
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
June 11 2010 00:28 GMT
#2
u on a boat
dey b bitin u cuz on on a boat

:3
@KawaiiRiceLighT
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 11 2010 00:29 GMT
#3
Learn to use repellent.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 11 2010 00:30 GMT
#4
DEET
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
June 11 2010 00:30 GMT
#5
Repellent will probably help if you haven't tried that. But damn, 258 times (I can't believe you counted btw).
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
June 11 2010 00:30 GMT
#6
On June 11 2010 09:28 KawaiiRice wrote:
u on a boat
dey b bitin u cuz on on a boat

:3


LOL kiwi <3. You so adorable :[, purlease add me on BW T_T.
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 11 2010 00:31 GMT
#7
I saw an episode of mantracker where this guy and girl were competing. The girl used bug spray, and he wouldn't have any of it because he was big into being a part of the cycle of nature and seeing mosquitos as just another necessary part of it. He looked so horrid by the end of it.

For my own experience, I think they just love the smell of me. I can be out with friends at night for less than an hour... They might get 1 bite, if any, and I'll get 30 (not even an exaggeration). The worst is when they go for the hands.

That's why I love the rain. Bugs go bye bye in it.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
June 11 2010 00:31 GMT
#8
On June 11 2010 09:30 Hyde wrote:
Repellent will probably help if you haven't tried that. But damn, 258 times (I can't believe you counted btw).


In the first 3 days, I got over 50 bites, and I decided to count to see how many I'll have by the end. I couldn't believe it either. Only two places they haven't got me are my penis and my ass crack (yes, they got my balls, two times as a matter of fact).
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
June 11 2010 00:32 GMT
#9
On June 11 2010 09:31 Chef wrote:
I saw an episode of mantracker where this guy and girl were competing. The girl used bug spray, and he wouldn't have any of it because he was big into being a part of the cycle of nature and seeing mosquitos as just another necessary part of it. He looked so horrid by the end of it.

For my own experience, I think they just love the smell of me. I can be out with friends at night for less than an hour... They might get 1 bite, if any, and I'll get 30 (not even an exaggeration). The worst is when they go for the hands.

That's why I love the rain. Bugs go bye bye in it.


YES EXACTLY, You sound exactly like me. My friends won't get a single bite, while I'll get 30 all over my body + face in a single night. It's unbelievable.
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
InTheFade
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1721 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-11 00:37:26
June 11 2010 00:36 GMT
#10
Boy scout camp ==> my bite count: 46

50 mile hike ==> brother's bite count: 74

luckily I live right on the puget sound (literally 200ft from the water), very few mosquitoes. Although around my work has a few more, as well as horse flies (noooo!)
... Knowmsayin'?
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
June 11 2010 00:44 GMT
#11
I heard eating garlic helps for fleas, dunno if it'll work for mosquitos
Lysis
Profile Joined October 2009
United States147 Posts
June 11 2010 00:54 GMT
#12
Yeah spraying yourself with chemicals is pretty much the way to go. Even with that, you'll still get a few bites, but maybe only 1 or 2 at most.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 11 2010 00:55 GMT
#13
Try going to korea as a white man.

Fucking mosquitos LOVED my american blood.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-11 00:58:42
June 11 2010 00:58 GMT
#14
"mosquitos" eh?
heheheh
Maybe they like bears.
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
June 11 2010 00:58 GMT
#15
i thought my 46 was insane..
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-11 01:01:17
June 11 2010 01:00 GMT
#16
On June 11 2010 09:55 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Try going to korea as a white man.

Fucking mosquitos LOVED my american blood.


Love dem hot-blooded big men.

edit: Come to think of it that sounds really wrong.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
June 11 2010 01:04 GMT
#17
I still say bug repellent is essential
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
June 11 2010 01:04 GMT
#18
fuk mosquitoes
manner
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
June 11 2010 01:08 GMT
#19
I knew this guy who knew how to "trap" a mosquito that is sucking on you by pinching the skin around him hard, so hard that hes unable to pull out his "nose". The mosquito would eventually pop. Awesome.

LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
June 11 2010 01:12 GMT
#20
Bad advice man. The last thing you want to do is to fuck a mosquitoes.
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