mOnion's boy of the week!

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

June 02 2010 14:36 GMT

TOO MANY GURLZ, NEED SOME Y UP IN THESE CHROMOSOMES!!!

Week 1
Justin Bieber

EDIT: Oh I kinda forgot that not everyone knows who this is. This is Justin Bieber, he is a pre-pubescent ORIGINALLY FROM CANADA but is now from the US whose "music" is flooding the fuck out of my radio. He has a number of hit singles that ONLY appeal to you if you have metal on your teeth and carry small rubber bands in your hello kitty purse. Regardless, a number of radio stations (all of them) feel it necessary to shove his music into our ears.

He has done a number of songs with artists who actually have talent (Sean Kingston) and others who still dont (ludacris)

That's the gist.

This guy is SO GANGSTER! Do you see this? Pure hood right here, he's on the top of his 30th floor penthouse and STILL maintains his thug life. That's how you know who really grew up in the projects

AND HE HANGS OUT WITH USHER!!! On Nickelodeon!

Check out this sexy babe, did you hang out with girls that hot when you were 12? Didn't think so. You were like me. You still carried a sack lunch even though all the rich kids ate at the cafeteria and brought your gameboy to school cuz no one talked to you.

He can even tame dolphins, the most fearsome creatures on the planet. Known for jumping threw rings of fire JUST to swallow an entire fish family whole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGntlAA0bs

Probably the greatest debut single ever. Even if it was somebody else's song. You hear those low notes that he hits with a bass voice smooth as chocolate?

...

yeh I didn't hear em either. But I'm sure he'll handle it once his balls gravitate below his ribs.

I WILL NOT POST ANY NSFW PICS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG. THIS IS LIMITED TO UP AND COMING ARTISTS SO WE WILL RESPECT THEIR WORKS AND NOT THEIR BODY

Jibba

United States22883 Posts

June 02 2010 14:39 GMT

I support this thread. Except all the hair in that dolphin pic. That's just eerie.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

June 02 2010 14:39 GMT

I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god
And I dont mean that in a sexual way, I mean it in a violent way.

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

June 02 2010 14:40 GMT

On June 02 2010 23:39 Jibba wrote:
I support this thread. Except all the hair in that dolphin pic. That's just eerie.

have you ever seen more bangs in one picture? it took all my strength to upload it to my photobucket.

esla_sol

United States756 Posts

June 02 2010 14:41 GMT

id hit it

nepeta

1872 Posts

June 02 2010 14:43 GMT

On June 02 2010 23:36 mOnion wrote:
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I WILL NOT POST ANY NSFW PICS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG. ...

Thank god for that :x

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Good idea though! All these silly girl-worshipping blogs... Boys > girls ^^

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

June 02 2010 14:45 GMT

On June 02 2010 23:43 nepeta wrote:

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Thank god for that :x

my resolve is steadfast

Jibba

United States22883 Posts

June 02 2010 14:47 GMT

On June 02 2010 23:40 mOnion wrote:

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have you ever seen more bangs in one picture? it took all my strength to upload it to my photobucket.

I like how they all put on wet suits and went into the deep end of a pool without messing up their hair.

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

June 02 2010 14:52 GMT

Yeah... I'm not sure if this is what is meant by bros>hos

Sadist

United States7286 Posts

June 02 2010 14:54 GMT

#10

if you gave him boobs in the usher pic it coud be a girl. Sick.

WniO

United States2706 Posts

June 02 2010 15:05 GMT

#11

hes just way to gangster.

FragKrag

United States11552 Posts

June 02 2010 15:11 GMT

#12

wow he is pretty good looking

5/5

JadeFist

United States1225 Posts

June 02 2010 15:14 GMT

#13

Check out dis rap yo

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

June 02 2010 15:15 GMT

#14

ALSO in case you missed it

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seppolevne

Canada1681 Posts

June 02 2010 15:16 GMT

#15

On June 02 2010 23:36 mOnion wrote:

TOO MANY GURLZ, NEED SOME Y UP IN THESE CHROMOSOMES!!!

Week 1
Justin Bieber
This is Justin Bieber, he is a pre-pubescent from the US
pre-pubescent from the US
from the US

I'd double-check that.

floor exercise

Canada5847 Posts

June 02 2010 15:17 GMT

#16

On June 03 2010 00:15 mOnion wrote:
ALSO in case you missed it

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I know you're trying to bring something to our attention here but all I can see is hot boy chest

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

June 02 2010 15:18 GMT

#17

On June 03 2010 00:16 seppolevne wrote:

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I'd double-check that.

sry what i meant to say was

"his CAREER is from the US"

you're right, my bad. he was a nobody until he left canada.

On June 03 2010 00:17 floor exercise wrote:

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I know you're trying to bring something to our attention here but all I can see is hot boy chest

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

seppolevne

Canada1681 Posts

June 02 2010 15:21 GMT

#18

On June 03 2010 00:18 mOnion wrote:

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sry what i meant to say was

"his CAREER is from the US"

you're right, my bad. he was a nobody until he left canada.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Not like we want to take ownership of him or anything, but Canadians have this thing about people being Canadian. It's almost like being Jewish.

mOnion

United States5657 Posts

June 02 2010 15:26 GMT

#19

On June 03 2010 00:21 seppolevne wrote:

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Not like we want to take ownership of him or anything, but Canadians have this thing about people being Canadian. It's almost like being Jewish.

hahahahaha

ok now i completely understand what you are saying

This is Justin Bieber, he is a pre-pubescent ORIGINALLY FROM CANADA
he is a pre-pubescent ORIGINALLY FROM CANADA
ORIGINALLY FROM CANADA

Nazarene

Denmark996 Posts

June 02 2010 15:39 GMT

#20

what the fuck is that on top of his head?

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