I feel as if I have vagi sores growing all over my body right now.
Went to karaoke tonight, and I went at a good time where I joined a bunch of wasted people while completely sober myself. Got 15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls). Usually I only grab numbers from girls I want to call up again later, but I've learned that guys/fugly chicks usually have at least 1 hot female friend/roommate/whatever so it’s usually worth the effort.
Anyway, I really, really, really liked one of the girls. She had my eyes glued the moment I sat beside her; she was just gorgeous, inarguably cream of the crop. After chatting for a good half hour I realized this was someone I could have a serious relationship with. Maybe I'm just blinded by my infatuation, but she seemed quite perfect in every way; gorgeous, smart, goes to my university, lives relatively close by, etc etc. so naturally I was quite shocked upon hearing about her single-status. We hit it off really well, got her number, asked her causally to go out sometime, and received a more than positive response.
An hour later, the friend who invited me pulls me aside, and gives me the bro talk,
Peter: "Hey man, I saw you with Michelle tonight, please stay off her man".
Me: "Why? I really like... no, we really like each other."
Peter: "I know, I know, I saw. But she's my ex's best friend and roommate so it's probably not going to work out."
Me: "Uh... What? I don't follow your logic. It's not like I'm trying to date your ex or anything."
Peter: "*Pause*. Fuck it, we've been bros forever so I'll just come clean with you. I love her. It'd kill me to see you with her."
Me: "FML please now".
I turned defensive/annoyed/angry, knowing that he has very little chance with her especially considering how much his ex badmouthed him in front of Michelle. But in the end, it was Bros before Hoes; I promised him to leave her alone.
We left the karaoke place around 2am, driving back to my friend's place for an after party. The entire time Peter was hitting on Michelle, while it was clear that she had absolutely no interest and was quite annoyed in the end. We drank some more at his place and ended up playing super-lame strip / truth or dare poker, felt like middle school but hey, I'm not going to complain about wasted and half-naked chicks.
An hour earlier Michelle asks me drive her back home, and her roommates/friends very inconsiderately asked to tag along. Partly because Michelle was just amazing, and partly due to the fact that I was still royally pissed off at Peter, I agreed to drive her despite Peter’s death stare the entire time. Right before I left, Peter taps me the shoulder and told me that we were done. I drank some Ginseng tea, splashed some cold water on my face, got all sobered up, drove, and mostly likely lost a good friend. We arrived 10 mins later, and after clearing the drunken chicks out of my car, the following events happened.
Michelle: “Hey I don’t wanna go up yet, I’m kinda hungry, let’s go grab a bite to eat.”
Me: “Sure, that sounds great.”
Michelle’s roommate: “Oh me too, let’s go to MacDonald’s I think they’re still open.”
Michelle: “ *Jaedong death stares her roommate*.”
Michelle’s roommate: “ oh… kk have fun guys. *wink*”
Me: “I know this great Chinese place, we could go there they’re open really late.”
Michelle, “Actually, I was thinking we could head to your place.”
Me: “*Long pause* Sure, that sounds good.”
We parked at my place, and started to walk towards the front lobby. She grabbed my hand and smiled at me, leaning against my shoulder while we walked. I unlocked my front door quietly in fear of sleeping roommates, and we kissed.
Like every cliché romance drama, I came to my senses half-way through the heavy slobberfest.
Me: “Uhhh I’m sorry, I can’t do this, I just can’t.”
Michelle: “Uhhhhh what? I thought you really liked m…”
Me: “I do I do, it’s just that… ughgghghg fuck my life, I just can’t betray my friend.”
Michelle: “Peter? Wow you have nothing to worry about, it’d be a cold day in hell before I go on a date with him.”
Me: “It’s not that, I just can’t do this to him. Look, I’m really, really sorry. I’ll drive you home if you want.”
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.” I’m so fucking depressed right now, I don’t think I’ve ever felt this shitty my entire life. I’m such an enormous fucking pussy I wouldn’t be surprised if I wake up as a giant fucking vagina with a ten-inch clit tomorrow. It’s not just the fact that I just completely blew it with probably the girl of my dreams, but also because I’m abhorring myself for my indecisiveness all night long. I could have had at least Michelle or Peter, it was such a simple choice and I somehow fucked up so hard that I ended up losing both. What the fuck, seriously, a fucking ten-year old girl has more balls than I do. I feel so emo right now, I hate myself. I need to fucking never fail this hard again and grow some fucking balls.
Shitted on in the face and completely raped in every metaphorical sense, I retire to TL for the MSL finals.
$150 on the line, Flash better fucking win tonight. Karma/luck better balance itself or I might just kill someone tomorrow.
also when rating her you stated that she was smart, goes to your university and lives by. Which means her being intelligent AND cheap to visit is important to you.
On May 29 2010 18:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote: you said "betray" in a real life conversation.
I now know you are in fact asian.
Please confirm for my own egos sake.
Yes. But please do not let my failure instill a negative conception of the Asian race in you. All the other Asians were light-years better than me tonight.
On May 29 2010 18:09 {88}iNcontroL wrote: also when rating her you stated that she was smart, goes to your university and lives by. Which means her being intelligent AND cheap to visit is important to you.
Just goes to show I really did like her not just for her looks. I was thinking long-term. But after the way she lashed out, meh, I could do better.
Haha wow what a little bitch, seems she's the same kind of girl your friend's ex used to be. You dodged that bullet mate, you can be proud you stuck to what you felt comfortable with kudos.
Except the betray man, lol. What a choice of words XD.
While that does suck you took what you were going to stand up for and got the job done. I don't think I would have done anything different in that situation because interesting hot chicks are so frigging difficult to ignore. It'll be interesting to hear what happens next and to see how good a friend Peter is when you tell him.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
as opposed to what, a white person instead of an asian?
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
There are more hints that just that one. Reread it.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
There are more hints that just that one. Reread it.
The accent over the "e" in "cliche" is a dead giveaway as well. I am sure I could find others.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
There are more hints that just that one. Reread it.
If she can't handle you being a bro (FOR ONE NIGHT!) then she's an unstable douche. Forget about it.
“Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Thats completely fucking out of line, especially if she actually liked you instead of just using you for a an easy hookup. Clearly a tool, get over it.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
He goes to karaoke regularly, he fell in love with a chick immediately based on how she looked, and the chick told him to rub his "tiny" dick against his pal....
I'd say you had plenty of hints.
To OP: Sounds like she was pissed that you ruined her 1-night stand. Console yourself with the fact that it wasn't going to be a long term relationship, anyway.
really great story. i've punted so many times in the past (some in part due to bros before hoes), and I must say that what you did was very honorable, although obviously a little stupid.
On May 29 2010 19:03 KurtistheTurtle wrote: I read this and realized I don't know what I would have done. lol wow I need to establish some personal boundaries
Its like she Hydra rushed you but you didn`t have a tank, nor bunkers so you left the game without even gG`ing. Your friend is like an obs who`s out of the game and complains about that, u should not listen to him and instad concentrate on regame. She won`t play with him so he should play someone else - why would your friendship end because of that.
Anyways , you lost her ? You can just go for her -_- like it didn`t happen, don`t talk shit, don`t apologize, don`t blame anyone and don`t fuck yourself up needy, wussy or anything like that, just go, you ll either make it or not.
I don`t understand why would your friendship end because of that, nor why do you think you 'lost' her already, thats silly.
On May 29 2010 19:41 UFO wrote: Its like she Hydra rushed you but you didn`t have a tank, nor bunkers so you left the game without even gG`ing. Your friend is like an obs who`s out of the game and complains about that, u should not listen to him and instad concentrate on regame. She won`t play with him so he should play someone else - why would your friendship end because of that.
Anyways , you lost her ? You can just go for her -_- like it didn`t happen, don`t talk shit, don`t apologize, don`t blame anyone and don`t fuck yourself up needy, wussy or anything like that, just go, you ll either make it or not.
I don`t understand why would your friendship end because of that, nor why do you think you 'lost' her already, thats silly.
lol UFO's comment is funny because it makes so much sense!
EDIT: You should've done it, like she said, nothing was going to happen with that other dude, so HE should have been thinking straight and let you get with her.
rofl personally i think you dodged a bullet, idc how hot she was any girl that acts like that after she doesn't get what she wants is just a selfish egotistical bitch, and those are the worst kinds.
You might have missed out on getting laid but think how lucky you were to find out what a psycho she was so fast at least. Better than having a shit relationship for way longer with someone like that. I feel your pain with what happened but look at the positives!
oh my god incontrol and jibba had me chuckling good. I love azns.
OP: this is just karma, what are you doing grabbing 15 numbers and only considering the cream of the crop?? simple supply n demand, their scarcity is the cause of therr bad personalities and the harmful competition that you have with peter! GG
You can still get your friend back ez, if you still want. Just tell him nothing happened with her.
But he's a dick for what he did, he knew he doesn't have a chance and yet he bounded your hands. Bros before hoes goes the other way around too, he's supposed to help you, or at least get out of your way if he knows he doesn't have a chance and you have.
Clearly he was already in love with her while he was with his gf. Also, he didn't tell you that at the time, which is I guess smart, but friends are supposed to share things like that. If he had told you much earlier, all this would be avoided and you probably wouldn't even hit at her or talk to her much.
someone who tries to use the 'bros before hoes' logic against you to try and get their own way in a not only selfish but futile manner is no 'bro' in the first place
you're not a pussy for not doing it, you just probably haven't experienced such a situation before and didn't know how to handle it, in the end u had a good conscience
look on the bright side, judging by how easily u were about to bang her, she probably fucks a lot of guys...and since you're asian, we know you don't use rubbers...
congratulations sir, you just managed to evade genital herpes
It was a cool read though I don't agree with your "vaginas growing on me" conclusion.
It sounds to me that you have an abusive friend that really doesn't understand the world around him. Threatening to end a relationship with you over some girl, a girl that has no interest in him on top of that. If he were half a man he would have tried his chances with her a long time ago. . . Is he expecting everyone to stay away from her just because he's into her? The logic disrespects the girl's ability to live her own life and your as well. If anyone's a pussy, it's him.
As for you turning the girl down - it's understandable. You've been through quite a night with getting drunk, meeting the hot girl, getting into an argument with a friend. You'd have to be a pretty congruent and confident person to make it through all of that and know exactly what to do. You're only human.
wow. that was an amazing read... white people dont go karaoke. only asians... lol. in the end, it's always bros before hos. unless you are married to the ho... lol
This shit has happened to me before, don't listen to her lol. You are opposite-pussy... or at least inverse-pussy. Chicks like this just ain't worth it maayyyne!
On May 29 2010 18:24 Liquid`Nazgul wrote: hope you told her to go fuck herself after she was done ranting
She wanted you that night and you wasted her time so it's understandable why she was pissed, but your anguish equals it out. LOL. If your friend was a real "bro" he'd agree that best man wins.
Peter sounds like a total vagina. How good of a friend can he be if he has a fucking meltdown and threatens to terminate your friendship over you driving some girl home after he fails at getting anywhere all night long? Way to overreact over a girl... Bros Before Hoes doesn't mean be giant assholes to each other over a women, it means that your friendship comes before women, and hes the one in the wrong here imo. I could understand it if this Peter guy had gotten anywhere with her or she was his ex or something but since he has no history with this girl I would have to say he is being a complete tool. I have had situations where my best bud and I are into the same girl, and you know what? We both recognize that acting selfish doesn't get either of us anywhere, and based on how shes responding to us one of us knows how its going to end up anyways and backs off. A real "bro" would give Peter his chance and then if Peter was a real "bro" he would accept his failure and chill the fuck out about it. I'm sure Michelle has lots of hot friends that Peter could have met if he didn't act like an ass.
That being said, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you handled it, you did right by yourself, respected and stayed loyal to your friend, and turned down a hottie because your friend was interested. If Peter or Michelle had fucking brains they would realize that you are a a solid, loyal guy and that the way you acted doesn't make you a pussy at all. The fact that you even apologized and offered to drive her home shows that you aren't an asshole.
I probably would have fucked her and told this Peter guy to grow the fuck up, but hey, at least you found out what they are both made of. Based on this story I wouldn't be overly sad about losing Peters friendship or missing out on Michelle.
On May 29 2010 23:26 Rekrul wrote: p.s. i 100% don't believe the girl reacted like that, i think that part of the story is fabricated or highly exaggerated
Yeah I have to agree, I can't see her reacting like that unless there is some other part of the story we are missing, it doesn't really add up.
can we talk about michelle now? i can't see her as anything other than asian either. also, peter sucks and i also think he's asian. my wager is an all-asian outing with one or two hispanic or white girls that giggled a little too much throughout the night, insecurely oversensitive about their company.
edit: wow hold on here
On May 29 2010 17:55 SoManyDeadLings wrote: Got 15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls).
“Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
trust me. if a girl is talking to you like that in that situation. you don't want some girl like that in your life. good riddance.
doesn't even worth to worry yourself. I am serious. fighting is one of the ways to get to know ppl intimately. and if some girl goes on a streak like that. fuck her, you got rid of a crazy bitch.
her bitchy outrage could occur DURING your relationship... good good good good riddance
and about your so cold best friend. there is no best friend that tells you were done with him just because you like each other with someone who he likes and also who doesn't have a plan to like your best friend.
“Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
trust me. if a girl is talking to you like that in that situation. you don't want some girl like that in your life. good riddance.
doesn't even worth to worry yourself. I am serious. fighting is one of the ways to get to know ppl intimately. and if some girl goes on a streak like that. fuck her, you got rid of a crazy bitch.
her bitchy outrage could occur DURING your relationship... good good good good riddance
Put yourself in her position :p , she has just met a great guy she really likes and things are going just the way she wants them to until suddenly the guy says, "no sorry I can't" Refering to the hurt feelings of someone who's been after her for ages and whom she doesn't like at all. I would flip too if I met a really nice girl who was totally into me but then blew me off out of nowhere, saying that someone who had a futile crush on me told her not to date me. Of course I would be more mad at the girl with the crush but still ~~
On May 30 2010 05:35 beetlejuice wrote: “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
trust me. if a girl is talking to you like that in that situation. you don't want some girl like that in your life. good riddance.
doesn't even worth to worry yourself. I am serious. fighting is one of the ways to get to know ppl intimately. and if some girl goes on a streak like that. fuck her, you got rid of a crazy bitch.
her bitchy outrage could occur DURING your relationship... good good good good riddance
and about your so cold best friend. there is no best friend that tells you were done with him just because you like each other with someone who he likes and also who doesn't have a plan to like your best friend.
2 unnecessary ppl is out of your life.
I never heard a girl talking this way, unless they are in 8th grade. Whole story sounds like an episode out of the wet dream where you wake up only to realize you were just shooting blankets.
On May 29 2010 23:10 Rekrul wrote: someone who tries to use the 'bros before hoes' logic against you to try and get their own way in a not only selfish but futile manner is no 'bro' in the first place
you're not a pussy for not doing it, you just probably haven't experienced such a situation before and didn't know how to handle it, in the end u had a good conscience
look on the bright side, judging by how easily u were about to bang her, she probably fucks a lot of guys...and since you're asian, we know you don't use rubbers...
congratulations sir, you just managed to evade genital herpes
Thanks.
On May 29 2010 23:26 Rekrul wrote: p.s. i 100% don't believe the girl reacted like that, i think that part of the story is fabricated or highly exaggerated
Well, since it is the interwebs you should obviously believe what you want as there's absolutely no proof.
But I'll say that I'm happy for you that you haven't met anyone like her, you'd be surprised. Drunken girls are outright nasty sometimes.
On May 29 2010 17:55 SoManyDeadLings wrote: Got 15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls).
15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls) You got 15 numbers from going to karaoke, I'm not even sure I've seen 15 chicks at one spot. Did you like hang near the entrance asking everyone?[/QUOTE]
Uh... I don't know what kind of karaoke you've been to. I was in the lounge and there were at least double the number of girls than the ones I've got numbers from.
On May 30 2010 05:01 intrigue wrote: can we talk about michelle now? i can't see her as anything other than asian either. also, peter sucks and i also think he's asian. my wager is an all-asian outing with one or two hispanic or white girls that giggled a little too much throughout the night, insecurely oversensitive about their company.
I'm on a rampage lately, tilting on kids spewing bullshit. This story is complete bullshit.
Got 15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls)
I have never, in my entire life, seen someone get 15 numbers in one night. Has anyone? Especially in karaoke?
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life. It happens in TL members' imaginations and then they write it as if it's real. This never happened.
Is real life so boring people need to write fanfics about their lives lately? What is going on?
You should give him a stiff throat punch and then when he says "what was that for" you say "cuz i didnt sleep with her" then bromance all night and forget the crazy wench.
NOBODY IN THAT SITUATION LOVED ANYONE.
Not you or peter. And lol at "she lived close by" . A match made in heaven! That was just your dink talking bro.
Hey OP do you go to UofM or are living in Ann Arbor? If so maybe we need to start hanging out if you're getting 15numbers every night out. It is too bad about the girl though, but from the looks of it you dodged a bullet if she was so quick to get pissed off because you ended up not wanting to sleep with her. That or she was still drunk. Either way good for you.
edit: Chill has lost all faith in the communities ability to tell a non-fictional story involving girls.
Your friend had bros before hoes backwards. He had no chance and was trying to cock-block you.
Girl got a bit upset, but that's understandable. It's kind of a big deal for a girl to put herself out like that and she probably felt very hurt that you rejected her-- which is what happened, regardless of your gallant motives.
You might still have a chance with her if you go about it wisely. Fuck your friend though. He caused you actually harm while you did him none.
“Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Thats completely fucking out of line, especially if she actually liked you instead of just using you for a an easy hookup. Clearly a tool, get over it.
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life. It happens in TL members' imaginations and then they write it as if it's real. This never happened.
Is real life so boring people need to write fanfics about their lives lately? What is going on?
I love you chill. (they write fanfics because their life is uninteresting and uneventful, desire to create an interesting thread that creates attention to themselves, and boredom. I mean, would a blog post about me sitting in my room until 5 am when i sleep be an interesting thread? - Also i'm not defending, just trying to understand)
On June 07 2010 07:48 SoManyDeadLings wrote: It's been a year since I touched math and my forgetfulness of even the most basic calc knowledge is beyond frustrating.
I'm re-learning most of it all over again, and so far I've been stuck on 3 questions for my assignment:
Find the second derivative of each of the following functions:
a. f(x) = e^(e^x)
b. g(y) = y^y for y > 0
c. h(t) = ln[t^(1/2)] for t > 0
My fail solutions so far:
a. f'(x)=e^(e^x) * (e^x) f’’(x)=e^(e^x) * e^x * e^x + e^(e^x) * e^x = can I simply further?
b. g(y)= y^y= e ^ (y * ln(y)) g’(y)= e ^ (y * ln(y)) * d/dx(y * ln(y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + y/y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + 1) = ? (How do I simply and get the second derivative?)
c. Not a clue. If someone could correct my answers and point me in the right direction it would be greatly appreciated, I’ve been working at this for 6 hours straight already and I’m going crazy:S
Help me please the brains of TL
These were not assignment questions. They were on the midterm ~ 2 weeks prior to his post. The exam was handed back to the class the week he posted this blog. The exam solutions were not posted yet, until the18th. Which means he clearly answered the questions wrong, and since those were the easy questions on the exam, he most likely failed miserably. How do I know this is the case, and you are not in another class? There's only one class for that course this term. Also, you didn't bother to change any of the name of the variables.
On June 25 2010 09:03 SoManyDeadLings wrote: I woke up abruptly. It was only 14:32, and I look around my room feeling confused and scared at the same time. What happened? What the fuck happened? It was the only question that occupied my mind, as my eyes scaned across my room: 2 zippos on my bed, a lighter under my pillow, boxes of empty take-out and pizza, two packs of Belmont, a pack of Zhong Hua, a pack of Camels and 6 J's all laid across my table, various textbooks, my 3 x 25.5" eyefinity setup, a microeconomics test @ 94%, a statistics test @ 65%, Barney / Roxie / Fluffy my water pipes, half a pack of condoms, half empty beer bottles, my bounce tube, and $500 in U.S. cash in a BMO envelope. Carpet smells funny, wet spot near the door. Bounty'ed and Febreezed. No memory of last night. Zero. None.
Shit. Midterm was at 14:30. Ah fuck it, let's see... list of illnesses... flu, cold, concussion, food poisoning? Sounded good. Google maps the clinic address - Check. $20 and 20 minutes later, the weight of today's midterm has been uniformly distributed across my other tests, which is to say, none. No worries, just another 100% final.
Arrived at home around 17:00. Popped 2 Zhong Hua ciggs and a J - damn, these Chinese ciggs really fucks you up. Checked my calendar - 2 clubbing events tonight and tomorrow, both courtesy of female invites. Oh, and an assignment due next week. Checked TL, Bisu vs Roro? Ace match? Desirable results? GeeGee.
The high plateaued then linearly decreased. Went out for another few. Time to get ready for tonight. Checklist:
Shower - Check J's - Check Gum - Check Condom - Check Ciggs - Check $40 in cash - Check Cellphone - Check Portable Waterpipe - Check Different things to smoke - Check Hamsters fed - Check Ipod with Pendulum Immersion - Check
Going to be a good night. Will update/edit in time.
Brag blog, 30-40% of the class scored over 90 on the econ midterm.
Now to comment on this blog. The karaoke place here sucks. If you go there then you are desperate.
On June 07 2010 07:48 SoManyDeadLings wrote: It's been a year since I touched math and my forgetfulness of even the most basic calc knowledge is beyond frustrating.
I'm re-learning most of it all over again, and so far I've been stuck on 3 questions for my assignment:
Find the second derivative of each of the following functions:
a. f(x) = e^(e^x)
b. g(y) = y^y for y > 0
c. h(t) = ln[t^(1/2)] for t > 0
My fail solutions so far:
a. f'(x)=e^(e^x) * (e^x) f’’(x)=e^(e^x) * e^x * e^x + e^(e^x) * e^x = can I simply further?
b. g(y)= y^y= e ^ (y * ln(y)) g’(y)= e ^ (y * ln(y)) * d/dx(y * ln(y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + y/y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + 1) = ? (How do I simply and get the second derivative?)
c. Not a clue. If someone could correct my answers and point me in the right direction it would be greatly appreciated, I’ve been working at this for 6 hours straight already and I’m going crazy:S
Help me please the brains of TL
These were not assignment questions. They were on the midterm ~ 2 weeks prior to his post. The exam was handed back to the class the week he posted this blog. The exam solutions were not posted yet, until the18th. Which means he clearly answered the questions wrong, and since those were the easy questions on the exam, he most likely failed miserably. How do I know this is the case, and you are not in another class? There's only one class for that course this term. Also, you didn't bother to change any of the name of the variables.
On June 25 2010 09:03 SoManyDeadLings wrote: I woke up abruptly. It was only 14:32, and I look around my room feeling confused and scared at the same time. What happened? What the fuck happened? It was the only question that occupied my mind, as my eyes scaned across my room: 2 zippos on my bed, a lighter under my pillow, boxes of empty take-out and pizza, two packs of Belmont, a pack of Zhong Hua, a pack of Camels and 6 J's all laid across my table, various textbooks, my 3 x 25.5" eyefinity setup, a microeconomics test @ 94%, a statistics test @ 65%, Barney / Roxie / Fluffy my water pipes, half a pack of condoms, half empty beer bottles, my bounce tube, and $500 in U.S. cash in a BMO envelope. Carpet smells funny, wet spot near the door. Bounty'ed and Febreezed. No memory of last night. Zero. None.
Shit. Midterm was at 14:30. Ah fuck it, let's see... list of illnesses... flu, cold, concussion, food poisoning? Sounded good. Google maps the clinic address - Check. $20 and 20 minutes later, the weight of today's midterm has been uniformly distributed across my other tests, which is to say, none. No worries, just another 100% final.
Arrived at home around 17:00. Popped 2 Zhong Hua ciggs and a J - damn, these Chinese ciggs really fucks you up. Checked my calendar - 2 clubbing events tonight and tomorrow, both courtesy of female invites. Oh, and an assignment due next week. Checked TL, Bisu vs Roro? Ace match? Desirable results? GeeGee.
The high plateaued then linearly decreased. Went out for another few. Time to get ready for tonight. Checklist:
Shower - Check J's - Check Gum - Check Condom - Check Ciggs - Check $40 in cash - Check Cellphone - Check Portable Waterpipe - Check Different things to smoke - Check Hamsters fed - Check Ipod with Pendulum Immersion - Check
Going to be a good night. Will update/edit in time.
Brag blog, 30-40% of the class scored over 90 on the econ midterm.
Now to comment on this blog. The karaoke place here sucks. If you go there then you are desperate.
Please be more honest with your blogging.
Have a good day. Gl with your coming midterm!
LOL best first post I've seen in a while. Plus your name is "disgrace"
On June 07 2010 07:48 SoManyDeadLings wrote: It's been a year since I touched math and my forgetfulness of even the most basic calc knowledge is beyond frustrating.
I'm re-learning most of it all over again, and so far I've been stuck on 3 questions for my assignment:
Find the second derivative of each of the following functions:
a. f(x) = e^(e^x)
b. g(y) = y^y for y > 0
c. h(t) = ln[t^(1/2)] for t > 0
My fail solutions so far:
a. f'(x)=e^(e^x) * (e^x) f’’(x)=e^(e^x) * e^x * e^x + e^(e^x) * e^x = can I simply further?
b. g(y)= y^y= e ^ (y * ln(y)) g’(y)= e ^ (y * ln(y)) * d/dx(y * ln(y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + y/y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + 1) = ? (How do I simply and get the second derivative?)
c. Not a clue. If someone could correct my answers and point me in the right direction it would be greatly appreciated, I’ve been working at this for 6 hours straight already and I’m going crazy:S
Help me please the brains of TL
These were not assignment questions. They were on the midterm ~ 2 weeks prior to his post. The exam was handed back to the class the week he posted this blog. The exam solutions were not posted yet, until the18th. Which means he clearly answered the questions wrong, and since those were the easy questions on the exam, he most likely failed miserably. How do I know this is the case, and you are not in another class? There's only one class for that course this term. Also, you didn't bother to change any of the name of the variables.
On June 25 2010 09:03 SoManyDeadLings wrote: I woke up abruptly. It was only 14:32, and I look around my room feeling confused and scared at the same time. What happened? What the fuck happened? It was the only question that occupied my mind, as my eyes scaned across my room: 2 zippos on my bed, a lighter under my pillow, boxes of empty take-out and pizza, two packs of Belmont, a pack of Zhong Hua, a pack of Camels and 6 J's all laid across my table, various textbooks, my 3 x 25.5" eyefinity setup, a microeconomics test @ 94%, a statistics test @ 65%, Barney / Roxie / Fluffy my water pipes, half a pack of condoms, half empty beer bottles, my bounce tube, and $500 in U.S. cash in a BMO envelope. Carpet smells funny, wet spot near the door. Bounty'ed and Febreezed. No memory of last night. Zero. None.
Shit. Midterm was at 14:30. Ah fuck it, let's see... list of illnesses... flu, cold, concussion, food poisoning? Sounded good. Google maps the clinic address - Check. $20 and 20 minutes later, the weight of today's midterm has been uniformly distributed across my other tests, which is to say, none. No worries, just another 100% final.
Arrived at home around 17:00. Popped 2 Zhong Hua ciggs and a J - damn, these Chinese ciggs really fucks you up. Checked my calendar - 2 clubbing events tonight and tomorrow, both courtesy of female invites. Oh, and an assignment due next week. Checked TL, Bisu vs Roro? Ace match? Desirable results? GeeGee.
The high plateaued then linearly decreased. Went out for another few. Time to get ready for tonight. Checklist:
Shower - Check J's - Check Gum - Check Condom - Check Ciggs - Check $40 in cash - Check Cellphone - Check Portable Waterpipe - Check Different things to smoke - Check Hamsters fed - Check Ipod with Pendulum Immersion - Check
Going to be a good night. Will update/edit in time.
Brag blog, 30-40% of the class scored over 90 on the econ midterm.
Now to comment on this blog. The karaoke place here sucks. If you go there then you are desperate.
Please be more honest with your blogging.
Have a good day. Gl with your coming midterm!
Haha you registered on TL just to put him in his place? =D.
What is the point of having a blog if you're just going to make stuff up in it 100% of the time? Why not just write a novel? This is like those movies that say "Based on a true story" at the beginning, but really only like 1% of the story is based on a real historical event.
On June 07 2010 07:48 SoManyDeadLings wrote: It's been a year since I touched math and my forgetfulness of even the most basic calc knowledge is beyond frustrating.
I'm re-learning most of it all over again, and so far I've been stuck on 3 questions for my assignment:
Find the second derivative of each of the following functions:
a. f(x) = e^(e^x)
b. g(y) = y^y for y > 0
c. h(t) = ln[t^(1/2)] for t > 0
My fail solutions so far:
a. f'(x)=e^(e^x) * (e^x) f’’(x)=e^(e^x) * e^x * e^x + e^(e^x) * e^x = can I simply further?
b. g(y)= y^y= e ^ (y * ln(y)) g’(y)= e ^ (y * ln(y)) * d/dx(y * ln(y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + y/y)) = e ^ (y * ln(y)) * (ln(y) + 1) = ? (How do I simply and get the second derivative?)
c. Not a clue. If someone could correct my answers and point me in the right direction it would be greatly appreciated, I’ve been working at this for 6 hours straight already and I’m going crazy:S
Help me please the brains of TL
These were not assignment questions. They were on the midterm ~ 2 weeks prior to his post. The exam was handed back to the class the week he posted this blog. The exam solutions were not posted yet, until the18th. Which means he clearly answered the questions wrong, and since those were the easy questions on the exam, he most likely failed miserably. How do I know this is the case, and you are not in another class? There's only one class for that course this term. Also, you didn't bother to change any of the name of the variables.
On June 25 2010 09:03 SoManyDeadLings wrote: I woke up abruptly. It was only 14:32, and I look around my room feeling confused and scared at the same time. What happened? What the fuck happened? It was the only question that occupied my mind, as my eyes scaned across my room: 2 zippos on my bed, a lighter under my pillow, boxes of empty take-out and pizza, two packs of Belmont, a pack of Zhong Hua, a pack of Camels and 6 J's all laid across my table, various textbooks, my 3 x 25.5" eyefinity setup, a microeconomics test @ 94%, a statistics test @ 65%, Barney / Roxie / Fluffy my water pipes, half a pack of condoms, half empty beer bottles, my bounce tube, and $500 in U.S. cash in a BMO envelope. Carpet smells funny, wet spot near the door. Bounty'ed and Febreezed. No memory of last night. Zero. None.
Shit. Midterm was at 14:30. Ah fuck it, let's see... list of illnesses... flu, cold, concussion, food poisoning? Sounded good. Google maps the clinic address - Check. $20 and 20 minutes later, the weight of today's midterm has been uniformly distributed across my other tests, which is to say, none. No worries, just another 100% final.
Arrived at home around 17:00. Popped 2 Zhong Hua ciggs and a J - damn, these Chinese ciggs really fucks you up. Checked my calendar - 2 clubbing events tonight and tomorrow, both courtesy of female invites. Oh, and an assignment due next week. Checked TL, Bisu vs Roro? Ace match? Desirable results? GeeGee.
The high plateaued then linearly decreased. Went out for another few. Time to get ready for tonight. Checklist:
Shower - Check J's - Check Gum - Check Condom - Check Ciggs - Check $40 in cash - Check Cellphone - Check Portable Waterpipe - Check Different things to smoke - Check Hamsters fed - Check Ipod with Pendulum Immersion - Check
Going to be a good night. Will update/edit in time.
Brag blog, 30-40% of the class scored over 90 on the econ midterm.
Now to comment on this blog. The karaoke place here sucks. If you go there then you are desperate.
Please be more honest with your blogging.
Have a good day. Gl with your coming midterm!
Haha you registered on TL just to put him in his place? =D.
I'm assuming you know him too, even funnier.
I actually don't know him, but after reading his blogs, and looking up his post history I slowly put together the puzzle. This further angered me to see such arrogance.
I have never, in my entire life, seen someone get 15 numbers in one night. Has anyone? Especially in karaoke?
Rekrul. I think this is a challenge. If anyone can do it, you can.
I'm sure Rekrul could do it as part of a "beat this record" challenge, but I doubt he (or anyone) would just blast through 15 girls without trying to progress with any of them.
Why am I even typing this it obviously didn't fucking happen. This is the story of some imaginative kid who doesn't live in the real world. No one gets fifteen numbers.
No one gets fifteen numbers, but absolutely nobody gets perfect, round numbers in an easy 15 total/10 girls (5 men? =~=)/5 hot girls, "harharhar I'm so cool /brag"
I agree that blogs is an awesome place to be. ahahaha
What the fuck is the point of lying in a blog I mean lying blatantly is douchey in general but what do you get out of a fake blog? A friend in highschool spun a web of lies about all the girls hes "fucked" and threw shoutouts to all of them in his yearbook write up. Put a lot of effort into it, fake emails, planted g strings in his room, arranged for some girls to leave his house as I was arriving for appearances sake. One of the girls had a father who was a decently ranking police officer. She saw the writeup and shit hit the fan. His yearbook writeup got covered up in every issue with a sticker with some generic BS writeup saying HS was fun bye everyone! Criminal investigation and shitstorm followed. To this day I've never gotten the truth out of him. I just don't understand the motivation. The guy in question is an amazing guitarist and a really nice guy in general.
I mean in real life I guess you get some kind of acknowledgment from your peers until you get caught in your lie. While I quite like this community, I don't see how acknowledgment from an online community for your womanizing skills or "loyalty" matters in the least. Wouldn't you be better off bragging about your sc2 skills? I guess the difference is RL is a little harder to document then a replay from sc2
Someone who is a grad student of psychology should investigate the propagation of fake / exaggerated blogs on TL to see wtf is the deal. I swear, to have two hugely fabricated blogs in less than a week span has to be some sort of record attention-whoring. I can only offhand remember a handful of blogs in my whole history at TL that have been like "wow this fucker is a lying fuck" , now seems like it's becoming a trend. O_O!
On July 06 2010 05:33 Xeris wrote: Someone who is a grad student of psychology should investigate the propagation of fake / exaggerated blogs on TL to see wtf is the deal. I swear, to have two hugely fabricated blogs in less than a week span has to be some sort of record attention-whoring. I can only offhand remember a handful of blogs in my whole history at TL that have been like "wow this fucker is a lying fuck" , now seems like it's becoming a trend. O_O!
The blog was actually started in May, it just took some time for the detective to inestigate.
But theres also all the blogs on how TL girl advice sucks, how i'm so mad at this one company i'm gonna throw a brick thru their window, but i wont' cuz i'm actually a sulking vagina, etc.
That brag blog application can apply to like 50% of the blogs, I think its i agreat idea lol
15 numbers in one night at karaoke? Is this kid serious? I know some guys that are complete ballers with women, they won't get more than 2-3 numbers at night. You know why? Because you don't get a girl's number and go, "All right thanks bitch, I gotta get to work on this one down the table."
15 numbers... right. I'd say maybe 2-3, but now I'm thinking more like 0 for this dude. Especially when this guy has enough game to go, "Oh I can't take you in my house, after you know, we got all the way here, and we got rid of my friend that's a complete tool, and we got rid of your friend, and I agreed to talk a walk/ car ride back to my place. But now that we're here, and alone, I'm not down. But that's okay right, I have 15 other numbers to choose from."
I'm off from work ALL WEEK THIS WEEK. If you want me on send me a text or FB and I'll get on. I'm gonna pick up some beer tonight and we're gonna go bonkers.
I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
edit: Ok, about bros before hoes. That only applies if the person actually has a chance with the girl. Cockblocking isn't cool, but when the girl clearly isn't interested, the person should probably grow a pair and get over it.
If you guys want an honest blog, I could tell the story about how my "best" friend of 7 years completely devastated me by telling me how I was responsible for everything wrong in her life, followed by her rise into martyrdom, proclaiming herself to be a support rock and how she just could not continue keeping me afloat any longer. All while under the mask of being the kindest person you'll ever meet. Of course, most girls come across as very kind, so it is difficult to tell their true disposition.
It's a really depressing tale in which I end up labeled a creepy stalker for trying to salvage a 7 year friendship. But, on the bonus side, at least it's a true story.
On July 06 2010 07:32 shinosai wrote: If you guys want an honest blog, I could tell the story about how my "best" friend of 7 years completely devastated me by telling me how I was responsible for everything wrong in her life, followed by her rise into martyrdom, proclaiming herself to be a support rock and how she just could not continue keeping me afloat any longer. All while under the mask of being the kindest person you'll ever meet. Of course, most girls come across as very kind, so it is difficult to tell their true disposition.
It's a really depressing tale in which I end up labeled a creepy stalker for trying to salvage a 7 year friendship. But, on the bonus side, at least it's a true story.
F that shin -____-.
Any guy that actually took time to answer questions and is responsible for teaching someone how to get into diamond 700+ when they were in copper for the first 2 weeks of beta. (Yo that's me, I was terrible with 30 APM.) is not a creepy stalker. Thanks for playing.
Anyway, where is the OP to come back and solidify this story some more with some cold hard evidence?
Sorry.. anyway.. if this story is true.. bros before hoes should have been thrown out the window when the girl said, "There is no chance of him getting with me, ever."
It may have taken a discussion or whatnot.. but seriously.. no chance is no chance, sorry guy.
On July 06 2010 07:32 shinosai wrote: If you guys want an honest blog, I could tell the story about how my "best" friend of 7 years completely devastated me by telling me how I was responsible for everything wrong in her life, followed by her rise into martyrdom, proclaiming herself to be a support rock and how she just could not continue keeping me afloat any longer. All while under the mask of being the kindest person you'll ever meet. Of course, most girls come across as very kind, so it is difficult to tell their true disposition.
It's a really depressing tale in which I end up labeled a creepy stalker for trying to salvage a 7 year friendship. But, on the bonus side, at least it's a true story.
F that shin -____-.
Any guy that actually took time to answer questions and is responsible for teaching someone how to get into diamond 700+ when they were in copper for the first 2 weeks of beta. (Yo that's me, I was terrible with 30 APM.) is not a creepy stalker. Thanks for playing.
edit: Ok, so, anyways. About the blog. I've never met a girl that talked like that in my life. I mean, really, this post comes off as so fake that I thought I'd just throw in an idea about an honest blog, since you guys were complaining about the fake ones. =) Not trying to hijack, but, it doesn't seem like there's much left to discuss here. Girls don't talk like that, unless she was so drunk that you'd be accused of sexual assault later on.
I'm definitely not a creepy stalker. But you see, one of our mutual friends that I went to for support, ended up making a baseless accusation about me using her to spy on facebook. Thus the stalker allegations. Seriously, though, it's actually rather amusing to look back at it now. Uh oh, I found out that you sat on your fat ass eating cheetos and watching terribly made television shows today.
As for helping you out, I am always glad to help people learn sc2. I will definitely be making some more videos once the game comes out officially. =)
On July 06 2010 09:03 Mingeek wrote: That girl is a little bitch. You probably wouldn't have wanted to have sex anyways though. It'd get messy with her PMS :/
Don't feel like shit. Bros before hoes. You made the right decision. Vagina will come and go. No pun intended... of course.
Oh, I forgot to add. You're not a raging pussy. You're a true bro. You should've backhanded the woman for insulting your BroHood and what it stands for.
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life. It happens in TL members' imaginations and then they write it as if it's real. This never happened.
Is real life so boring people need to write fanfics about their lives lately? What is going on?
This is an epidemic. I agree with Chill also, no one goes on rants like that -- that shit happens in books, movies, and someones overactive mind.
BTW I laughed out loud at the, "You and Peter can rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow" line. That's such a shitty insult that I would burst out laughing had it actually been said, which most likely wasn't.
Nobody thinks it's legit. I mean it could be, but the odds are not in his favor. That and he hasn't posted since. So, yeah, I'm not thinking it to be the truth.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
You sir amaze me.
On topic: Good on you man, I had a friend who started going out with a girl I was very into and had told him several times before. Glad you chose to be an actual friend instead of a douchebag.
Edit: Rule 1 of blogs on TL, ALWAYS read comments before posting.
She probably feels just as shitty getting completely turned down like that. It probably doesn't happen to her alot. So let that make you feel better lol.
That was a real dick move from your friend though. Don't go apologizing to him, he's the one who was a dick in this situation.
If she was really into you, sane and smart she would've been impressed by your loyalty to your friend. Sounds like she just wanted a root though, so you've dodged a bullet and possible herpes, thrush, etc.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
just when i think i'm done being amazed by your posts, you go and pull this. Of course the fact that he was on TL made it like 50/50
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life. It happens in TL members' imaginations and then they write it as if it's real. This never happened.
Is real life so boring people need to write fanfics about their lives lately? What is going on?
This is an epidemic. I agree with Chill also, no one goes on rants like that -- that shit happens in books, movies, and someones overactive mind.
BTW I laughed out loud at the, "You and Peter can rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow" line. That's such a shitty insult that I would burst out laughing had it actually been said, which most likely wasn't.
On May 29 2010 17:55 SoManyDeadLings wrote:Went to karaoke tonight, and I went at a good time where I joined a bunch of wasted people while completely sober myself. Got 15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls). Usually I only grab numbers from girls I want to call up again later, but I've learned that guys/fugly chicks usually have at least 1 hot female friend/roommate/whatever so it’s usually worth the effort.
Its worth the effort to keep in touch with 10 people cause they might have hot female roommates? Did I get that right, how does this guy have time for anything else besides looking for hot girls and writing fiction?
On July 06 2010 07:32 shinosai wrote: As for helping you out, I am always glad to help people learn sc2. I will definitely be making some more videos once the game comes out officially. =)
I would say this in all caps if I could, but since I like my posting rights -- yes please, more videos, your commentaries ruled, and also took me from noob to diamond. as someone else once said, I look forward to hearing your dulcet tones, bro. (lol)
Maybe you should forget about her and talk to Peter about it. She showed her true colours to you. It was all an act. If there's one thing you can mend, it's your friendship.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
just when i think i'm done being amazed by your posts, you go and pull this. Of course the fact that he was on TL made it like 50/50
Considering that a huge percentage of TL is asians, and then another large percentage of girl blogs are asian creators, it's a pretty easy guess.
OP- why don't you fuck her and keep the shit secret. Or better yet, tell her afterwords to tell off the other dude. This way he knows hes just being a fag if he gets mad at you for fucking her.
This turned out to be one of the most entertaining blogs I've seen in a long time : D Thanks to somanydeadlings, incontrol, baller and everyone else
15/10/5 lol, getting numbers from girls that are not hot because they surely have a hot friend lol, determining you could have a serious relationship with her after talking to her shortly lol, first saying you were completely sober all night but then later on sobering up by drinking ginseng tea lol, the whole girl rant lol.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
You could have just as easily zero'd in on the 'tiny dicks' comment.
On May 29 2010 18:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Is anyone as impressed with me as I am? Seriously? I made a race call on the word "betray" that shit is sick.
You could have just as easily zero'd in on the 'tiny dicks' comment.
Yeah, but he picked it up much higher. You're just desensitized to asianisms now.
sorry that happened, but it sounds like she was a self centered bitch anyways. didn't even try to be understanding. anyways way to be a man. it'd be pussy to do whatever you want
(not saying i know what course of action is the best, just that these are my observations)
On May 29 2010 17:55 SoManyDeadLings wrote: Michelle: “Peter? Wow you have nothing to worry about, it’d be a cold day in hell before I go on a date with him.”
I'd suggest that you take it out on him. Visit him personally, repeat the above quote, proceed to bitch him out for ruining your own chances (this is so he doesn't fuck with your plans again later).
Then call her up and tell her that you talked to Peter, everything is cool, and ask her if she would like to do dinner. You're going to be coming back from a deficit, but if she's really worth it, then what do you have to lose?
I am telling you to be assertive. You gotta stand up for your right and that means talking to your friend and to her. If you really want to see this girl then nothing should stand in your way, and it is selfish of him to get in your way. She will probably thank you for getting Peter off of her because she probably knows that he loves her and she isn't interested.
On May 29 2010 18:45 RandomAbuse wrote: Meh I can't believe people still follow the theory bros before hos.
It still exists it's just morphed into the guy that got owned by his friend not caring/moving on. I think this guy just completely pansied out though, and used this I can't do this to him as an excuse.
On May 29 2010 17:55 SoManyDeadLings wrote: I feel as if I have vagi sores growing all over my body right now.
Went to karaoke tonight, and I went at a good time where I joined a bunch of wasted people while completely sober myself. Got 15/10/5 numbers (total/girls/hot girls). Usually I only grab numbers from girls I want to call up again later, but I've learned that guys/fugly chicks usually have at least 1 hot female friend/roommate/whatever so it’s usually worth the effort.
Anyway, I really, really, really liked one of the girls. She had my eyes glued the moment I sat beside her; she was just gorgeous, inarguably cream of the crop. After chatting for a good half hour I realized this was someone I could have a serious relationship with. Maybe I'm just blinded by my infatuation, but she seemed quite perfect in every way; gorgeous, smart, goes to my university, lives relatively close by, etc etc. so naturally I was quite shocked upon hearing about her single-status. We hit it off really well, got her number, asked her causally to go out sometime, and received a more than positive response.
An hour later, the friend who invited me pulls me aside, and gives me the bro talk,
Peter: "Hey man, I saw you with Michelle tonight, please stay off her man".
Me: "Why? I really like... no, we really like each other."
Peter: "I know, I know, I saw. But she's my ex's best friend and roommate so it's probably not going to work out."
Me: "Uh... What? I don't follow your logic. It's not like I'm trying to date your ex or anything."
Peter: "*Pause*. Fuck it, we've been bros forever so I'll just come clean with you. I love her. It'd kill me to see you with her."
Me: "FML please now".
I turned defensive/annoyed/angry, knowing that he has very little chance with her especially considering how much his ex badmouthed him in front of Michelle. But in the end, it was Bros before Hoes; I promised him to leave her alone.
We left the karaoke place around 2am, driving back to my friend's place for an after party. The entire time Peter was hitting on Michelle, while it was clear that she had absolutely no interest and was quite annoyed in the end. We drank some more at his place and ended up playing super-lame strip / truth or dare poker, felt like middle school but hey, I'm not going to complain about wasted and half-naked chicks.
An hour earlier Michelle asks me drive her back home, and her roommates/friends very inconsiderately asked to tag along. Partly because Michelle was just amazing, and partly due to the fact that I was still royally pissed off at Peter, I agreed to drive her despite Peter’s death stare the entire time. Right before I left, Peter taps me the shoulder and told me that we were done. I drank some Ginseng tea, splashed some cold water on my face, got all sobered up, drove, and mostly likely lost a good friend. We arrived 10 mins later, and after clearing the drunken chicks out of my car, the following events happened.
Michelle: “Hey I don’t wanna go up yet, I’m kinda hungry, let’s go grab a bite to eat.”
Me: “Sure, that sounds great.”
Michelle’s roommate: “Oh me too, let’s go to MacDonald’s I think they’re still open.”
Michelle: “ *Jaedong death stares her roommate*.”
Michelle’s roommate: “ oh… kk have fun guys. *wink*”
Me: “I know this great Chinese place, we could go there they’re open really late.”
Michelle, “Actually, I was thinking we could head to your place.”
Me: “*Long pause* Sure, that sounds good.”
We parked at my place, and started to walk towards the front lobby. She grabbed my hand and smiled at me, leaning against my shoulder while we walked. I unlocked my front door quietly in fear of sleeping roommates, and we kissed.
Like every cliché romance drama, I came to my senses half-way through the heavy slobberfest.
Me: “Uhhh I’m sorry, I can’t do this, I just can’t.”
Michelle: “Uhhhhh what? I thought you really liked m…”
Me: “I do I do, it’s just that… ughgghghg fuck my life, I just can’t betray my friend.”
Michelle: “Peter? Wow you have nothing to worry about, it’d be a cold day in hell before I go on a date with him.”
Me: “It’s not that, I just can’t do this to him. Look, I’m really, really sorry. I’ll drive you home if you want.”
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.” I’m so fucking depressed right now, I don’t think I’ve ever felt this shitty my entire life. I’m such an enormous fucking pussy I wouldn’t be surprised if I wake up as a giant fucking vagina with a ten-inch clit tomorrow. It’s not just the fact that I just completely blew it with probably the girl of my dreams, but also because I’m abhorring myself for my indecisiveness all night long. I could have had at least Michelle or Peter, it was such a simple choice and I somehow fucked up so hard that I ended up losing both. What the fuck, seriously, a fucking ten-year old girl has more balls than I do. I feel so emo right now, I hate myself. I need to fucking never fail this hard again and grow some fucking balls.
Shitted on in the face and completely raped in every metaphorical sense, I retire to TL for the MSL finals.
$150 on the line, Flash better fucking win tonight. Karma/luck better balance itself or I might just kill someone tomorrow.
What a bitch. You're better off without her if she thinks that you should've dumped a good friend of yours on the side of the road just because a good-looking girl comes by. Sounds like it's possible that she's full of herself and used to getting what she wants.
That said, the friend wasn't very cool either. Ditch 'em both and find better people.
On May 29 2010 23:10 Rekrul wrote: someone who tries to use the 'bros before hoes' logic against you to try and get their own way in a not only selfish but futile manner is no 'bro' in the first place
This, seriously. Why did her being his ex roommate matter for him? I guess he hoped for some kind of ego boost / revenge on his ex. Forget about her and focus on him, pressure him aboust his logic. Until he sincerely talks about it, he is the only failure here imo.
Right then, she lost it, “Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life. It happens in TL members' imaginations and then they write it as if it's real. This never happened.
Is real life so boring people need to write fanfics about their lives lately? What is going on?
15 numbers in one night isn't difficult if you've got some momentum. People think you need all this connection in order to ask for a number, when in truth you just need her to be interested enough to meet you again, and have confidence when asking for it. It doesn't need to take more than a few minutes. The big question is why you'd want so many numbers, since most people aren't really that interesting. Sure, there's a bunch, but I hardly ever meet more than one or two people I can imagine wanting to spend more time with after a night out, much less 15.
But you are very right that this kind of things doesn't happen in real life. Girls aren't mean. That's why we have all of these "it's not you it's me" and "i've just come out from a relationship and need some time" and other very insanely insincere apologiez as to why they can't meet up. I've been blown off by girls a bunch of times (waking up feeling like a giant pussy most often), but not one of them has ever tried to be mean or hurt me while doing so.
On May 29 2010 17:55 SoManyDeadLings wrote: Right before I left, Peter taps me the shoulder and told me that we were done. I drank some Ginseng tea, splashed some cold water on my face, got all sobered up, drove, and mostly likely lost a good friend.
Apart from that Michelle thing, the whole deal sounds quite believable though, I can relate to most of it. Whether it's true or not, the biggest pussyfication I can find is right here. First he tells you to back off from a girl you're infatuated with because he's so too. Then he can't either pick up signals or girls and is outraged when you can. That's not a good friend, that's an insecure, self-centered moron who you'd do best to stay away from from scratch. If there' any truth in that, I mean.
On July 08 2010 22:51 Hawk wrote: He said 15, learn to reaaaaaaaad
15 in total. 5 of those were from guys, which I disregard since unless he's that kind of curious I can't imagine anyone would find it unbelievable.
I think he meant 15 girls, 5 of them hot, 10 of them not so much.
I think the story is believable.. but probably exaggerated and parts left out.. Honestly though, who the fuck cares, it's not like it effects you. I don't get why people (Chill mostly) come inot these blogs just to shit on them and say "omg is fake", like if you think it's fake, fine, don't post..
Although I have to admit I did try to look for some kind of secret message in the op, just in case it is a troll. Lol.
Oh, and I guess I come off as kind of negative in this post, but I didn't find Inc's call amazing at all.. maybe if it was based solely on the fact that he said betray (which he says it was), but there was stuff like the Ginseng Tea, The way he spelt the McD's, tiny dicks, kareoke, chinese food.. idk I pictured an asian guy
Yeah man, what's so unbelievable about a random dork on a gaming site pulling 15 numbers in one night? When he said he spent a considerable amount of time that evening with one girl?
On July 08 2010 23:11 Ian Ian Ian wrote: I think he meant 15 girls, 5 of them hot, 10 of them not so much.
I think the story is believable.. but probably exaggerated and parts left out.. Honestly though, who the fuck cares, it's not like it effects you. I don't get why people (Chill mostly) come inot these blogs just to shit on them and say "omg is fake", like if you think it's fake, fine, don't post..
Although I have to admit I did try to look for some kind of secret message in the op, just in case it is a troll. Lol.
Oh, and I guess I come off as kind of negative in this post, but I didn't find Inc's call amazing at all.. maybe if it was based solely on the fact that he said betray (which he says it was), but there was stuff like the Ginseng Tea, The way he spelt the McD's, tiny dicks, kareoke, chinese food.. idk I pictured an asian guy
Read again Hawk. That would be one of the things that I believe are exaggerated. Not only is it kind of a rididuclous amount, but I just find the numbers 5/10 suspicious in itself. :s
On July 08 2010 22:51 Hawk wrote: He said 15, learn to reaaaaaaaad
15 in total. 5 of those were from guys, which I disregard since unless he's that kind of curious I can't imagine anyone would find it unbelievable.
I don't get why people (Chill mostly) come inot these blogs just to shit on them and say "omg is fake", like if you think it's fake, fine, don't post..
Do you really not get why? Can you remember me calling someone out and being wrong?
In case you're being serious, I feel there needs to be accountability. You shouldn't be able to say something fantastical as if it's true, get a bunch of praise, and then go "whoops it was made up."
It's not to shit on them at all. It's to keep this forum honest so it doesn't turn into an imaginary dick size contest.
Wow what a fucking little pussy you are. I throw myself onto you and this is the shit you try to pull on me? What the fuck? Who the fuck cares, I can’t believe I wanted to sleep with such a little fucking pussy tonight. Fuck you. Maybe you and Peter could rub your tiny dicks together instead tomorrow. I’’m gone asshole.”
Hah, nice post. She deserved some sort of GTFO bitch remark at the end there, but I'm not sure I would have been able to say no in the first place :D Was a good input though to reveal something about the real woman behind what she'd shown before that point.
hahaha I remember this blog. Btw, does anyone else think it's hilariously strange that he actually said uugughhgugh fuck my life to the girl? Or was that just his approximation of what was actually said? Because I couldn't even begin to imagine saying that in that situation. That's just... LOL. Like uuhghughgh with all the facial distortions and then FML in some high-pitched sad voice. It's quite effeminate now that I think about it.
I know I'm way late and stuff, but I'm so surprised no one seems to have reacted to the fact that OP drove under influence, thinking ginseng tea and splashing water on ones face makes you sober.
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