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baller
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
527 Posts
May 20 2010 05:55 GMT
#1
any1 else think they missed a golden opportunity?

both got caught cheating in the progamer scandal, but imo only one of them shouldve cheated. because then when he gets caught and banned from progaming, he could secretly just practice 1 matchup and they could swap in back stage during proleague depending on their opponent.

actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...

****
kcaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada387 Posts
May 20 2010 05:57 GMT
#2
roflmao
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LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
May 20 2010 05:58 GMT
#3
No, they can't do that. Yarnc has a habit of not showering and Luxury is clean.
TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
May 20 2010 05:58 GMT
#4
hahahaha yes. indeed it was a golden opportunity missed. you should offer your consulting services to them-- imagine all of the tricks you guys could pull in korea
EPO
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada341 Posts
May 20 2010 06:00 GMT
#5
On May 20 2010 14:58 TommyGG wrote:
hahahaha yes. indeed it was a golden opportunity missed. you should offer your consulting services to them-- imagine all of the tricks you guys could pull in korea

yeah, such a totally innovative and original idea.
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
May 20 2010 06:01 GMT
#6
lmao imagine triplets: one for zvz, one for zvt, and one for zvp.
they would be unstoppable.
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stalife
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1222 Posts
May 20 2010 06:03 GMT
#7
lux retired :S
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ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
May 20 2010 06:21 GMT
#8
God Ive heard jokes like that my entire life TT_TT
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Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
May 20 2010 06:51 GMT
#9
Luxury at one point actually had arguably the best ZvP of anyone. That didn't last long. Even though ZvZ has historically been his specialty, he's never been the top ZvZer. Granted, that's tough to do with Jaedong around town.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
May 20 2010 07:15 GMT
#10
Though they are twins it isnt that hard telling them apart. Their eyes look different. I remember in the show where they do show inside the proteam houses when they were ogn sparkyz and lux was still in it they asked their teammates if they could tell the difference and like leta said that its pretty easy.
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d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
May 20 2010 07:26 GMT
#11
all i know is if i see luxury irl imma punch his face. fukin betrayer
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Backlash
Profile Joined August 2008
Australia61 Posts
May 20 2010 07:33 GMT
#12
haha i knew a person who used his twin brother to cop a "driving w/o a license" charge because he had already lost his license and possibly could of faced jail time.

the cops even asked them how they would know if they hadn't just switched wallets which my friends replied "you don't know" and smiled. cops were pretty pissed

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Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 20 2010 07:37 GMT
#13
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:
actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...


That would not have been necessary; Luxury was "the best ZvP player on earth."

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
May 20 2010 07:40 GMT
#14
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...

how can they ask for a "third twin"?
XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
May 20 2010 07:53 GMT
#15
It is no third twin, it is call triplets !! kkk

On May 20 2010 16:26 d_so wrote:
all i know is if i see luxury irl imma punch his face. fukin betrayer


Don't punch the wrong guy~
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writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
May 20 2010 08:47 GMT
#16
hahha
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
May 20 2010 08:49 GMT
#17
Why would they both practice as full-time progamers when they'd only get paid ONE full-time progamer's salary?
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MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
May 20 2010 08:51 GMT
#18
all those B teamers and practice partners practice pro hours for little to no pay. If they could focus on one or two matchups each and thus win more and be one (two) of the few with the higher salaries it's conceivable (though not realistic)
Hammy
Profile Joined January 2009
France828 Posts
May 20 2010 09:21 GMT
#19
On May 20 2010 16:40 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...

how can they ask for a "third twin"?

It's so funny everyone jumped to the "ZvP" part, but it took so long for someone to point this out
OminouS
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden1343 Posts
May 20 2010 09:55 GMT
#20
Funny idea but obviously people who spend time around them have no troubles telling them apart even if they would were same clothes / have same haircut, hell, I think even I could tell them apart.
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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
May 20 2010 10:06 GMT
#21
On May 20 2010 15:21 ZeroCartin wrote:
God Ive heard jokes like that my entire life TT_TT


except you actually followed that advice right? You specialising in drums and your brother on guitar, same thing I guess
beep boop
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
May 20 2010 11:34 GMT
#22
always thought of that
no one could ever top em
saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
May 20 2010 12:15 GMT
#23
wont work, luxury is fatter than yarnc, and probably the majority of the progaming scene can recognize the difference between each of the twins
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
May 20 2010 13:12 GMT
#24
On May 20 2010 21:15 saltywet wrote:
wont work, luxury is fatter than yarnc, and probably the majority of the progaming scene can recognize the difference between each of the twins


you're such a smart person
beep boop
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
May 20 2010 13:47 GMT
#25
On May 20 2010 15:51 Mortality wrote:
Luxury at one point actually had arguably the best ZvP of anyone. That didn't last long. Even though ZvZ has historically been his specialty, he's never been the top ZvZer. Granted, that's tough to do with Jaedong around town.


Wasn't he 2nd best ZvZ back when people were calling Jaedong's ZvZ "JvZ"? 2nd best ZvZ might as well be considered the best ZvZ, since JvZ was considered a different matchup
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
May 20 2010 14:49 GMT
#26
On May 20 2010 16:37 Mindcrime wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:
actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...


That would not have been necessary; Luxury was "the best ZvP player on earth."


I always wondered whether or not that was a joke, considering he based all of that on a single series.
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Sashimi
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
58 Posts
May 20 2010 14:59 GMT
#27
It's easy to tell them apart, when they play they have totally different facial expression, one is more serious the other is just normal.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 20 2010 15:08 GMT
#28
rofl
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Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
May 20 2010 15:31 GMT
#29
On May 20 2010 22:47 Purind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 15:51 Mortality wrote:
Luxury at one point actually had arguably the best ZvP of anyone. That didn't last long. Even though ZvZ has historically been his specialty, he's never been the top ZvZer. Granted, that's tough to do with Jaedong around town.


Wasn't he 2nd best ZvZ back when people were calling Jaedong's ZvZ "JvZ"? 2nd best ZvZ might as well be considered the best ZvZ, since JvZ was considered a different matchup


Um, no. Jaedong earned "JvZ" by being better. I see no reason to discount the greatness of the top players. The fact is that Luxury's ZvZ was never good enough to make Jaedong's ZvZ look beatable, something that other players (notably Calm) later managed. However, Lux DID briefly appear to have a sharper ZvP than Jaedong, who has pretty much held the #1 ZvPer title since.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
May 20 2010 16:53 GMT
#30
On May 20 2010 22:47 Purind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 15:51 Mortality wrote:
Luxury at one point actually had arguably the best ZvP of anyone. That didn't last long. Even though ZvZ has historically been his specialty, he's never been the top ZvZer. Granted, that's tough to do with Jaedong around town.


Wasn't he 2nd best ZvZ back when people were calling Jaedong's ZvZ "JvZ"? 2nd best ZvZ might as well be considered the best ZvZ, since JvZ was considered a different matchup


Har thats an interesting way to look at it.
But yeah I think its pretty safe to say he was 2nd best ZvZer but I have absolutely no idea where this "Best ZvP" comes from...especially since Jangbi's PvZ kinda sucked. FakeSteve must've been smoking some serious shit.
beep boop
Qwertify
Profile Joined September 2008
United States2531 Posts
May 20 2010 17:11 GMT
#31
On May 20 2010 16:40 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...

how can they ask for a "third twin"?

Their mother also just happens to be a hardcore genetic scientists with a sub-specialty in speeding up human growth, kind of like Boba Fett in StarWars.
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nath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1788 Posts
May 20 2010 17:14 GMT
#32
from the power rank that someone posted where lux was #2,

signs of the scandal even back then!

"His series against Leta seemed to be a Zerg trying as hard as he can to lose, but then staging a disgusting comeback out of NOWHERE in the three games he wo..."
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Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
May 20 2010 17:27 GMT
#33
On May 20 2010 15:01 DrivE wrote:
lmao imagine triplets: one for zvz, one for zvt, and one for zvp.
they would be unstoppable.

originally it was "Park Zergs"
with july being the ZvP
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Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
May 20 2010 17:34 GMT
#34
On May 21 2010 01:53 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 22:47 Purind wrote:
On May 20 2010 15:51 Mortality wrote:
Luxury at one point actually had arguably the best ZvP of anyone. That didn't last long. Even though ZvZ has historically been his specialty, he's never been the top ZvZer. Granted, that's tough to do with Jaedong around town.


Wasn't he 2nd best ZvZ back when people were calling Jaedong's ZvZ "JvZ"? 2nd best ZvZ might as well be considered the best ZvZ, since JvZ was considered a different matchup


Har thats an interesting way to look at it.
But yeah I think its pretty safe to say he was 2nd best ZvZer but I have absolutely no idea where this "Best ZvP" comes from...especially since Jangbi's PvZ kinda sucked. FakeSteve must've been smoking some serious shit.

Especially when you watch his most recent games after that MSL final after he beat Jangbi.

http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/korean/games/11773_Luxury_vs_Pure
http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/korean/games/28933_Luxury_vs_Stork

And before the MSL finals, you had silly games like him hydra busting Best on Medusa while Best decides that scouting with probes isn't necessary or needed at all.

Or his loss to NBS. -_- He is zerg and gets ....flanked by protoss? Clear sign of best zvp.
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
May 20 2010 18:48 GMT
#35
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Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 20 2010 18:49 GMT
#36
On May 20 2010 23:49 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 16:37 Mindcrime wrote:
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:
actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...


That would not have been necessary; Luxury was "the best ZvP player on earth."


I always wondered whether or not that was a joke, considering he based all of that on a single series.


And, amusingly, Jangbi's pvz win% at that point was barely above 50% against zerg players other than yarnc.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
May 20 2010 18:53 GMT
#37
On May 20 2010 16:40 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...

how can they ask for a "third twin"?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Shiladie
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1631 Posts
May 20 2010 19:26 GMT
#38
Flash is obviously triplets, one for each MU, they just keep this hidden well.
Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
May 20 2010 19:29 GMT
#39
rofl pure genius.
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Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 16 2010 04:25 GMT
#40
On May 20 2010 23:49 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2010 16:37 Mindcrime wrote:
On May 20 2010 14:55 baller wrote:
actually, they shouldve asked their mom for a 3rd twin for ZvP...


That would not have been necessary; Luxury was "the best ZvP player on earth."


I always wondered whether or not that was a joke, considering he based all of that on a single series.

He sure can't deal with carriers well.
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