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The Three Old Men - Bump of Chicken

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Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
April 26 2010 08:39 GMT
#1
One of the funniest (and pleasing to listen to) songs I've come across of late. Bump of Chicken has been around for a while, but they're pretty minor. I don't think the vocalist is particularly good (in live concerts, especially early on, he was off-key a lot), but he fits the style fine. They're most known for the main theme song to Tales of the Abyss, Karma:



They're definitely an instrumental and lyric-based band, as many of their songs have a lot wonderful stories in them. Personal favorites are "K" and "Laughmaker."

In their latest single, I believe, they had a bonus (secret) track titled the Three Old Men, figured I'd translate it for some people that might enjoy it :D It's a rough translation, so don't kill me :x It's so ridiculous, yet catchy <3



A long time ago
Three famous old men
Went on a long, long journey

One was wise
One was strong
One was... quick

The old men
Gathered their respective strengths
And sailed across the rough, churning great sea

One built the ship
One rowed the ship
One was... quick

The wise old man
Beckoned the two to Paradise
The strong old man
Vowed he would protect the two
The quick old man
Quickly looked reciprocally at the two

At the fearless three
The ocean became enraged
And threw at them mountainous waves

One read the wind
One worked the rudder
One was... quick

Struck by the waves
The ship broke down
The three old men
Were thrown into the dark sea

One stayed calm
One became enraged
One... quickly

The wise old man
Began swimming back where he came
The strong old man
Challenged the sea
And dove quite deep
The quick old man
Finding a piece of the ship...
Clung for his dear life

The old men, crying that they would not see each other again
Tried their best to survive
And amidst this, the sun watched

One read the waves
One struggled against water
One was... quick

A long time ago
Three famous old men
Came upon a miracle

One was wise
One was strong
One was... quick

The wise old man
Transformed and became a fish
The strong old man
Won against the sea and became an island
The quick old man
Fortunately, toward the shore
Was shot (was shot)

And the fish old man
Eventually became a bird
And then evolved into a human
The island old man
After a long journey
Became a continent
The quick old man
Ran and ran
And became a cheetah

The human old man
Founded a kingdom
And gave birth to a culture
On the other hand
The continent old man
If you look at it from afar
Is actually moving
And the cheetah old man
Desired speed
And bought a Harley

The Harley old man
Enamored with his hobby
Became a racer

The racer old man
Kept running
And became a cheetah

His face became like that of a cheetah

***
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sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 26 2010 10:14 GMT
#2
what a gruesome snare sound
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 26 2010 10:51 GMT
#3
The song I like of theirs is Sailing Day. However, I never explored it quite that much. All I know is Sailing Day is terrible live.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 26 2010 10:56 GMT
#4
I really like The Three Old men thanks
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
April 26 2010 14:04 GMT
#5
Glad you liked it, Spenguin :D

And yea, Archaic, their live performances are borderline terrible Kinda exposes the vocalist. I don't know if a "better" vocalist would work, though, per se. Because it's his crude style that fits with the folklore-theme of the band, IMO.
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josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
April 26 2010 17:08 GMT
#6
lol, thnx for sharing!
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
April 26 2010 18:07 GMT
#7
Hana no Na is my favorite.
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
April 26 2010 19:21 GMT
#8
Good stuff ... they remind me of Last Alliance:





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