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Oystein is a champ

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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
April 04 2010 04:23 GMT
#1
I just watched one of oystein's fpvods and omg, his voice is amazing. I've never heard anyone speak so awesomely. Does anyone know his first language?

And its not even just that, its almost like he's always growling heavy-metal style. It almost seems like it would be painful to talk like that.

As a musician/singer, I've always enjoyed good voices whether it be singing or speaking. I've completely abandoned people as friends cuz they had a shitty speaking voice. Legit, I barely even paid attention to anything that Oystein said in that video. I click the video to do some learning and end up interrupting my listening every like 6 seconds to just listen to the voice. Not the words the voice says, just the voice.

Oystein: You're a champ, never stop speaking


****
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
April 04 2010 04:24 GMT
#2
amen. oystein's voice is like an orgasm in my ear
Nony is Bonjwa
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-04 04:26:53
April 04 2010 04:26 GMT
#3
On April 04 2010 13:24 Nal_rAwr wrote:
amen. oystein's voice is like an orgasm in my ear

Eargasm?
Oh and 5/5 ^_^
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
April 04 2010 04:32 GMT
#4
Nothing's more of an eargasm than stylish.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
April 04 2010 04:36 GMT
#5
On April 04 2010 13:32 JadeFist wrote:
Nothing's more of an eargasm than stylish.


I think that whole region of the world is awesome for talking in english. Assuming of course that oystein is from somewhere around there as well.

Stylish is definitely awesome but I would still say Oystein > Stylish as far as badass voice goes.
Floydian
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom374 Posts
April 04 2010 04:45 GMT
#6
Curious, I just searched youtube to hear for myself. Found this video:



Kinda see what you mean, he does growl rather a lot :o
Notice the comments, sounds like the wraith pilot lol
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-04 04:50:57
April 04 2010 04:50 GMT
#7
Oys is from Norway.
when he says "ARbiTerz" i leak a little pre-cum.
love you oystein.. definitely my favorite darkhorse.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
April 04 2010 04:59 GMT
#8
On April 04 2010 13:24 Nal_rAwr wrote:
amen. oystein's voice is like an orgasm in my ear

oystein's voice is like an orgasm in my ear
voice is like an orgasm in my ear
is like an orgasm in my ear
like an orgasm in my ear
an orgasm in my ear
an orgasm in my ear...
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 04 2010 05:06 GMT
#9
man i'm all for appreciating manliness but sometimes this homo stuff goes too far
manner
oopserv
Profile Joined March 2010
United States37 Posts
April 04 2010 05:23 GMT
#10
;/
yay
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
April 04 2010 05:35 GMT
#11
LOL
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
April 04 2010 05:43 GMT
#12
\m/
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
April 04 2010 05:45 GMT
#13
Haha, I have a friend who speaks in a similar way to Oystein. He's the only other person I know with that kind of voice.
Wannabe zerg player
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
April 04 2010 05:56 GMT
#14
Oystein is a Viking. They all sound manly. I bet he wears a horned war helm all the time.
Brood War loyalist
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-04 06:00:34
April 04 2010 05:59 GMT
#15
he sounds like a german pilot

Also you havent had an eargasm until you've heard mG.Disco's voice.
Better than Pokebunny
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 04 2010 06:08 GMT
#16
so evidently from this thread, osytein's gonna have a hard time attacking since everyone can hear him coming
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Kouda
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2205 Posts
April 04 2010 07:19 GMT
#17
On April 04 2010 15:08 HeavOnEarth wrote:
so evidently from this thread, osytein's gonna have a hard time attacking since everyone can hear him coming


ROFLLMAOEPICWINYOUAHAHAHAHHAHA.

That was a amazing.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
April 04 2010 07:30 GMT
#18
you like men
Moderator<:3-/-<
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-04 07:36:14
April 04 2010 07:35 GMT
#19
I love Oystein, too. I watched all of his FPVODs and I even stalked him here on the forums :3

And he's also from Norway, he couldn't get any more perfect.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
April 04 2010 09:15 GMT
#20
omfg I tried actually listening to that fpvod but I couldn't concentrate because of Oystein's voice. It was like something being strung from the harp of Apollo.

If I ever meet you Oystein, I will rape you
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