EPTMy scvs are growing weaker, weaker by the day.
My mass expanding 5 hat hydra's worse than one-base play
My warpgate rush is always met by warpgates in my base
We kill each others probes in our elimination race.
I lost advantage of the highground; no more lighting fast
expanding first: that build is now a relic of the past
The zatic build gives me the chills, I cannot take a base
Or else the terran player will obliterate my face
Psionic storm is even weaker, templar tech got fucked
DT tech is too expensive, twilight archons suck.
My hydralisks are lairtech now and lurkers cannot spawn
Where are vultures and dragoons, are they all dead and gone?
As sub-C+: no need to micro: I've got autocast!
My muta tricks won't get me chicks, since they don't even stack
REEBA REEBA PLAGUUUUU: these words still sing to me
But will we hear these voices in the Wings of Liberty?
But when I'm tired, braindead, lacking focus for SC,
well I'll just turn on SC II and play on beta key!
Maybe this is just because the game is unexplored
but still for now, there's nothing that replaces ol' Brood War.
This isn't meant to be serious, and I have played this game. iambic septameter is largely preserved throughout.
Edit; Got rid of double SC rhyme.
