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For some reason I love the TV-show "Cops". Don't ask me why, I just do. There's something in the mix of cops trying to be extra helpful and white trailer trash fighting that gets me to watch it week after week.
#1: If a guy keeps repeating "I'm gonna be honest with you officer" OR "I'm being honest with you officer" he's guilty!
#2: If you're black, you're guilty! (No this is not a racist joke)
#3: If you're a cop and want to beat the shit out of a suspect never keep screaming "STOP RESISTING" when the camera is on!
#4: If you have a broken tail light, there's drugs in the car.
#5: Don't run, the police will just get angry and #3 your ass.
#6: If you live in a trailerpark you're on crack.
#7: Cops have a compass buildt into their brain. When chasing a subject they may say "Going north" take two right turns and then say "northbound again!". This is not a flaw in the compass, north has shifted!
(please feel free to add more stuff)
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I like cops because I like watching stupid people. 
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On March 28 2010 14:03 Julmust wrote:
#4: Every car has drugs in it.
Fixed number 4 for you.
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Cops is such a ridiculous show. It's just kind of sad really... and funny.
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you might be surprised living in the snow but many of your statements are true for the US
they are not going to show you simple traffic violations and issuing tickets for improper passing and going 10 miles over the speed limit. Thats not the purpose of this show
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hahah yeah these were the days! I used to watch it on Saturday's for some reason, where dinner was usually hamburgers :/ Needless to say, I felt a little like trailer trash myself but America's Most Wanted made up for it.
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You forgot #8: if you're black and live in a trailer park you're a crack dealer
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#9 If you're holding a camera you can outrun officers, interview the alleged guilty party, and get back in time to high-five the police
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On March 28 2010 14:32 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
#9 If you're holding a camera you can outrun officers, interview the alleged guilty party, and get back in time to high-five the police
LOL
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Korea (South)11602 Posts
#9 having a gun in your car and saying some story about random guy came up, threw it through the window into the back seat and then running away, will not fly with the police and you'll get your ass arrested
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On March 28 2010 14:32 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
#9 If you're holding a camera you can outrun officers, interview the alleged guilty party, and get back in time to high-five the police
This is why i just rather watch reno911 where the stupidity is intentional.
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Korea (South)11602 Posts
god reno911 just annoys the fuck out of me.
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On March 28 2010 14:33 CaucasianAsian wrote:
#9 having a gun in your car and saying some story about random guy came up, threw it through the window into the back seat and then running away, will not fly with the police and you'll get your ass arrested
lol i love that episode
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On March 28 2010 14:41 HuskyTheHusky wrote:Show nested quote +On March 28 2010 14:33 CaucasianAsian wrote:
#9 having a gun in your car and saying some story about random guy came up, threw it through the window into the back seat and then running away, will not fly with the police and you'll get your ass arrested lol i love that episode
roofl i remember this.
man this show is great
http://www.hulu.com/watch/5524/cops-well-im-busted-arent-i
lol he could've js thrown the crack somewhere as the cop approached... the rock was so tiny
edit: i think i missed the point of the op lol
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lol its like you guys saying Cops is staged? i know its hilarious but dont forget its real drugs and real people
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Watch America's Most Wanted.
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On March 28 2010 14:51 notsoeloquent wrote:
lol its like you guys saying Cops is staged? i know its hilarious but dont forget its real drugs and real people
in real situations doing real stuff with real problems...this summer comes a brand new epic series so real you wont believe its real
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There was one episode where a house was on fire, and one of those retards started bashing in windows on the wrong house. Can someone find that clip?
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