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Things I've learned from the TV-show "Cops"

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Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
March 28 2010 05:03 GMT
#1
For some reason I love the TV-show "Cops". Don't ask me why, I just do. There's something in the mix of cops trying to be extra helpful and white trailer trash fighting that gets me to watch it week after week.

#1: If a guy keeps repeating "I'm gonna be honest with you officer" OR "I'm being honest with you officer" he's guilty!
#2: If you're black, you're guilty! (No this is not a racist joke)
#3: If you're a cop and want to beat the shit out of a suspect never keep screaming "STOP RESISTING" when the camera is on!
#4: If you have a broken tail light, there's drugs in the car.
#5: Don't run, the police will just get angry and #3 your ass.
#6: If you live in a trailerpark you're on crack.
#7: Cops have a compass buildt into their brain. When chasing a subject they may say "Going north" take two right turns and then say "northbound again!". This is not a flaw in the compass, north has shifted!

(please feel free to add more stuff)

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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
March 28 2010 05:15 GMT
#2
I like cops because I like watching stupid people.
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MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
March 28 2010 05:18 GMT
#3
On March 28 2010 14:03 Julmust wrote:
#4: Every car has drugs in it.

Fixed number 4 for you.
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
March 28 2010 05:18 GMT
#4
lol #7 made me laugh
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9106 Posts
March 28 2010 05:19 GMT
#5
Cops is such a ridiculous show. It's just kind of sad really... and funny.
notsoeloquent
Profile Joined March 2010
United States64 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 05:21:47
March 28 2010 05:21 GMT
#6
you might be surprised living in the snow but many of your statements are true for the US

they are not going to show you simple traffic violations and issuing tickets for improper passing and going 10 miles over the speed limit. Thats not the purpose of this show
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Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
March 28 2010 05:24 GMT
#7
hahah yeah these were the days! I used to watch it on Saturday's for some reason, where dinner was usually hamburgers :/ Needless to say, I felt a little like trailer trash myself but America's Most Wanted made up for it.
super_toast
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States269 Posts
March 28 2010 05:26 GMT
#8
You forgot #8: if you're black and live in a trailer park you're a crack dealer
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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
March 28 2010 05:32 GMT
#9
#9 If you're holding a camera you can outrun officers, interview the alleged guilty party, and get back in time to high-five the police
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zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 28 2010 05:33 GMT
#10
On March 28 2010 14:32 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
#9 If you're holding a camera you can outrun officers, interview the alleged guilty party, and get back in time to high-five the police


LOL
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
March 28 2010 05:33 GMT
#11
#9 having a gun in your car and saying some story about random guy came up, threw it through the window into the back seat and then running away, will not fly with the police and you'll get your ass arrested
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semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
March 28 2010 05:35 GMT
#12
On March 28 2010 14:32 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
#9 If you're holding a camera you can outrun officers, interview the alleged guilty party, and get back in time to high-five the police

This is why i just rather watch reno911 where the stupidity is intentional.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
March 28 2010 05:37 GMT
#13
god reno911 just annoys the fuck out of me.
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Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
March 28 2010 05:41 GMT
#14
On March 28 2010 14:33 CaucasianAsian wrote:
#9 having a gun in your car and saying some story about random guy came up, threw it through the window into the back seat and then running away, will not fly with the police and you'll get your ass arrested


lol i love that episode
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super_toast
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States269 Posts
March 28 2010 05:44 GMT
#15
Oh yeah also, #10: You can't break those cuffs

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danmooj1
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1855 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 05:55:49
March 28 2010 05:45 GMT
#16
On March 28 2010 14:41 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2010 14:33 CaucasianAsian wrote:
#9 having a gun in your car and saying some story about random guy came up, threw it through the window into the back seat and then running away, will not fly with the police and you'll get your ass arrested


lol i love that episode


roofl i remember this.
man this show is great

http://www.hulu.com/watch/5524/cops-well-im-busted-arent-i

lol he could've js thrown the crack somewhere as the cop approached... the rock was so tiny

edit: i think i missed the point of the op lol
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notsoeloquent
Profile Joined March 2010
United States64 Posts
March 28 2010 05:51 GMT
#17
lol its like you guys saying Cops is staged? i know its hilarious but dont forget its real drugs and real people
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 28 2010 06:09 GMT
#18
Watch America's Most Wanted.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 28 2010 06:11 GMT
#19
On March 28 2010 14:51 notsoeloquent wrote:
lol its like you guys saying Cops is staged? i know its hilarious but dont forget its real drugs and real people


in real situations doing real stuff with real problems...this summer comes a brand new epic series so real you wont believe its real
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hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
March 28 2010 06:31 GMT
#20
There was one episode where a house was on fire, and one of those retards started bashing in windows on the wrong house. Can someone find that clip?
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