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Things I've learned from the TV-show "Cops" - Page 2

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AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 06:44:22
March 28 2010 06:42 GMT
#21
#11 You can easily recite the theme song
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
March 28 2010 06:46 GMT
#22
i like the one (at least i think it was cops) where they set up one of those trap cars for someone to steal, and the guy steals it and realizes its a trap when the engine shuts off and hes just coasting along. instead of slowing down he just like takes out a crack pipe and starts smoking before his car comes to a stop haha
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
March 28 2010 07:10 GMT
#23
On March 28 2010 14:37 CaucasianAsian wrote:
god reno911 just annoys the fuck out of me.


Whew, thought I was the only one...
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omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
March 28 2010 07:51 GMT
#24
i find that cops has some of the most quality black entertainment around.
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
March 28 2010 09:26 GMT
#25
On March 28 2010 15:31 hifriend wrote:
There was one episode where a house was on fire, and one of those retards started bashing in windows on the wrong house. Can someone find that clip?

Oh god lol, that episode is hilarious.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 10:15:19
March 28 2010 10:13 GMT
#26
I was watching the exact same episode as the op was watching that inspired this thread.
You forgot
#8 If you are loitering and trespassing, don't blurt out that you're not prostituting and don't tell the cop you have court in the morning..
#9 Don't pick up fat 15$ hookers on the street, because the cop will use his verbal tactics to crack her when they have nothing. Then they'll cuff you and find your cocaine.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
March 28 2010 10:48 GMT
#27
On March 28 2010 14:21 notsoeloquent wrote:
you might be surprised living in the snow but many of your statements are true for the US

they are not going to show you simple traffic violations and issuing tickets for improper passing and going 10 miles over the speed limit. Thats not the purpose of this show

It might come to you as a surprise but there are horrible crimes everywhere around the world. Also in Scandinavia.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
March 28 2010 11:00 GMT
#28
On March 28 2010 15:31 hifriend wrote:
There was one episode where a house was on fire, and one of those retards started bashing in windows on the wrong house. Can someone find that clip?


http://www.nearlygood.com/video/copbreaksthewrongwindows.html

This one?

What the hell was going on in that cop's head? :D
He should have understood that there was no way he could kick that window in, and the most stupid thing would have been to give fresh air to possible fire.



damn cops are hillarious.

Well I'm lucky I haven't met a retard cops like those. Everytime I've been in contact with the police they've behaved very rationally.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 12:14:44
March 28 2010 12:14 GMT
#29
On March 28 2010 20:00 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2010 15:31 hifriend wrote:
There was one episode where a house was on fire, and one of those retards started bashing in windows on the wrong house. Can someone find that clip?


http://www.nearlygood.com/video/copbreaksthewrongwindows.html

This one?

What the hell was going on in that cop's head? :D
He should have understood that there was no way he could kick that window in, and the most stupid thing would have been to give fresh air to possible fire.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khBMoZdwEmc
damn cops are hillarious.

Well I'm lucky I haven't met a retard cops like those. Everytime I've been in contact with the police they've behaved very rationally.

i think this illustrates the difference between two departments greatly.
people opt for firefighting position to save lives, people opt for a police officer job to have a gun and being able to order people around.

I think this particular cop just came in his pants with the idea that he can arrest a firefighter.
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Splunge
Profile Joined July 2008
Germany925 Posts
March 28 2010 13:03 GMT
#30
I remember an episode, were they chased someone through the woods and got stuck. Then the police car starts to burn until the hole car is on fire.. was fun
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
March 28 2010 18:26 GMT
#31
Cops is kind of amusing.
:]
TrippLeC
Profile Joined March 2010
6 Posts
March 28 2010 22:23 GMT
#32
Does anyone have a link to that one cops that goes like this?
(so he pulled a guy over and is asking him questions, it went something along the lines of this)
Cop: Whats your name?
Criminal: C Bone
Cop : *Sigh* what is your real name?
Criminal: I told you C Bone waz ma real name offisuh!


Funny shit if anyone can find it id greatly appreciate it.
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