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[NSFW] The end of marriages.

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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 17:43:50
March 03 2010 17:37 GMT
#1
Link.

+ Show Spoiler +
This would be the best $6999 you'd ever spend.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% of the human skin.

It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

There are 100 sensors spread around the body.

There are 30 sensors on the private parts.

Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently
in your ears.

Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16
commands that are extremely personal up to two metres away from her
ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she
emits light moans of stimulation.

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

ADVANTAGES:

* She does not speak;
* She does not get fat;
* She never has periods;
* She does not pass gas;
* She never goes shopping;
* She does not get pregnant;
* She does not have a mother;
* She never ever gets headaches;
* She does not go to the hairdresser;
* She does not watch soaps, Oprah or the Shopping Channel;
* She does not care what we watch on TV;
* She does not frequent Internet chat rooms;
* She will never get elderly human physical attributes;
* She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman;
* She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you
return


~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
March 03 2010 17:37 GMT
#2
This is really old news.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
March 03 2010 17:40 GMT
#3
The newest model was unveiled just over a month ago..... And that's old news?
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
March 03 2010 17:42 GMT
#4
do they come with a detachable head? ¬_¬ ...just asking...
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44191 Posts
March 03 2010 17:43 GMT
#5
What I don't get is why they limit it to 3 holes. I mean it's a doll so why accept the limitations of the human body? Add a few more, just because.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
March 03 2010 17:44 GMT
#6
Yes, because everyone likes the idea of a monion.....
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
March 03 2010 17:45 GMT
#7
On March 04 2010 02:43 KwarK wrote:
What I don't get is why they limit it to 3 holes. I mean it's a doll so why accept the limitations of the human body? Add a few more, just because.


Yeah man.. think of the possibilities.

Belly buttons...
Kneecaps...

It opens up a whole new erotic world
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
March 03 2010 17:46 GMT
#8
On March 04 2010 02:45 meeple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2010 02:43 KwarK wrote:
What I don't get is why they limit it to 3 holes. I mean it's a doll so why accept the limitations of the human body? Add a few more, just because.


Yeah man.. think of the possibilities.

Belly buttons...
Kneecaps...

It opens up a whole new erotic world


Holy shit I'm so hard.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
meaculpa
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States119 Posts
March 03 2010 17:49 GMT
#9
What good is all this if she won't cook, do your laundry, and clean around the house?
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
March 03 2010 17:52 GMT
#10
K gunna save up now
bEsT[Alive]
Profile Joined July 2009
606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 17:58:07
March 03 2010 17:57 GMT
#11
On March 04 2010 02:46 PanN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2010 02:45 meeple wrote:
On March 04 2010 02:43 KwarK wrote:
What I don't get is why they limit it to 3 holes. I mean it's a doll so why accept the limitations of the human body? Add a few more, just because.


Yeah man.. think of the possibilities.

Belly buttons...
Kneecaps...

It opens up a whole new erotic world


Holy shit I'm so hard.



I thought they were speed holes. :[

On March 04 2010 02:49 meaculpa wrote:
What good is all this if she won't cook, do your laundry, and clean around the house?

That is one of the many disadvantages he forgot to list :/
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun - Katharine Hepburn
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
March 03 2010 18:00 GMT
#12
You'd have to be a real low life loser to get one of those.. + Show Spoiler +
they can't even move.. you're fucking one and it just lays there? fuck that im getting a SEXBOT http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/01/11/worlds-life-size-robot-girlfriend/
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
March 03 2010 18:04 GMT
#13
if i had money to throw away...i would get one of those just for gigs lol
It would be so funny to have one of those sitting on my sofa when my buddies come over hahahah
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
March 03 2010 18:08 GMT
#14
deary me. I mean, I guess if people would enjoy using them there'd be nothing wrong with it...It's just a little silly.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
March 03 2010 18:18 GMT
#15
On March 04 2010 03:00 hifriend wrote:
You'd have to be a real low life loser to get one of those.. + Show Spoiler +
they can't even move.. you're fucking one and it just lays there? fuck that im getting a SEXBOT http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/01/11/worlds-life-size-robot-girlfriend/


"Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.''

- Source, the OP
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
March 03 2010 18:22 GMT
#16
this is sickening.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
March 03 2010 18:23 GMT
#17
On March 04 2010 03:22 CultureMisfits wrote:
this is sickening.


Yeah I thought the price was a bit too steep my self.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
March 03 2010 18:32 GMT
#18
On March 04 2010 03:23 PanN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2010 03:22 CultureMisfits wrote:
this is sickening.


Yeah I thought the price was a bit too steep my self.

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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
March 03 2010 18:35 GMT
#19
When they merge this with a home security system I will be interested.

Ninja sex robots.

Think about it.
NiteKat
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States146 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 18:39:08
March 03 2010 18:38 GMT
#20
On March 04 2010 03:23 PanN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2010 03:22 CultureMisfits wrote:
this is sickening.


Yeah I thought the price was a bit too steep my self.


Really? I thought the price was sickening because it was quite the steal! Have you considered how much a real woman would probably cost you in the course of two years? Especially if a wedding happens in that span! After a quick google search it was revealed to me that the average cost of a wedding is over $20k. That's almost 3 of these things. :|

edited because i fail at math
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