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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
February 10 2010 23:42 GMT
#1
Vladimir Stalvernisky waited. Oil lamps above head blinked and sparked out of air. Capitalist pigs were in base. He did not see them, but they were there. Capitalist pigs should be expected everywhere. Warnings to KGB officer Josonsky not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Vladimir was Kosmonaut soldier for fourteen years. When small, he watched rockets and said to father "Comrade father, I want to be on rockets."

Comrade father say, "NYET! You will be kill by Capitalist pig-dogs!"

He believed him when small. Then older Vladimir stopped. But now in glorious Mir space station base he knew were Capitalists.

"Josonsky here", phone line crackered. "Kill Capitalist pigs!"

Vladimir get palsma rifle and blow up wall section.

"He kill us all!" Capitalist pigs shout.

"I kill him!" Cybercapitalist pig say and fire rocket. Vladimir plasma him and try kill him. Then ceiling section implode and trap them so they could not kill.

"NYET!!!! Must kill Capitalist pigs!" he shouted.

Radio say, "Nyet, Vladimir. You are the Capitalist pigs."

And then Vladimir was a Fascist.


More here http://www.rate.ee/blog/1000651

This site is hilarious rofl.

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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
February 10 2010 23:48 GMT
#2
LOL good stuff
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Aresien
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United Kingdom305 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-11 00:16:02
February 11 2010 00:15 GMT
#3


Pretty much - it's either based on this, or vice versa.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9830 Posts
February 11 2010 00:16 GMT
#4
haha, this is pretty good. read through the whole thing, tho it did get worse as it went on.
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meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
February 11 2010 01:06 GMT
#5
You find Internets-funnies page, write colon and parenthesis in white box. Press grey button. Most of these are shit, lame, fail. All were posted on 4chan. Your blog is moved to closed forum.

This one best:
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.

An ugly planet. A bug planet.
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