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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 07 2010 06:25 GMT
#1
Didn't save the rep cuz im stupid but I will discuss this game I played maybe a month ago.

PvP on Neo Medusa (was offracing for fun) and the guy I'm playing against is some random TSL dude. I used the account "drhelvetica" and he says before the countdown "oh wow drhelvetica"

The game starts. He says "Hey, I like your articles and stuff"

i say "thx"

The game progresses and this guy has no idea i am actually the worst sc player in history and I lost to a 7 year old who did a 30 second late 9 pool and had 48 apm because I am so trash. Anyway, the game progresses and I'm failing hard, he scouts my DT wayyyy early but I'm an idiot and just go through with it anyway.

My rush fails utterly and my terrible macro means he has like 4x more goons than me.

Then he says "You're not Drhelvetica, he wouldn't be this bad"

It was the first time an ICCUP diss made me legitimately sad. Sometimes I want to stream games because i play a lot of stupid/funny games and listen to GREAT music (k-pop/metal/anime OPs) but I don't want anyone to know how bad I am at SC.

****
RIP Aaliyah
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 07 2010 06:27 GMT
#2
LOL, what made him think you were good?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 07 2010 06:27 GMT
#3
idk cause i write articles i guess
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 07 2010 06:27 GMT
#4
also some people at the msl finals party were surprised i was not like 50 years old and an actual doctor
RIP Aaliyah
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
February 07 2010 06:28 GMT
#5
hahaha...I feel your pain. I'm not that bad but I've lost in some very embarrassing ways. The worst part is when I start a game and I know I've totally trashed my build and my timing is going to be way off and I just have to solider it out to the eventual loss because the game is downright unforgiveable at even lower levels sometimes.

But this is good to know. Some time back they were thinking about a writers/graphics team showmatch. If that ever happens, I'll advise Plexa to pencil you in for the ace match
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 07 2010 06:29 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
kfour
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States106 Posts
February 07 2010 06:29 GMT
#7
this blog made me sad
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
February 07 2010 06:30 GMT
#8
haha losing a group of rines to 8 lings
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 07 2010 06:31 GMT
#9
On February 07 2010 15:30 FragKrag wrote:
haha losing a group of rines to 8 lings


rofl u think thats bad

today i lost 2 siege tanks and 4 marines to 2 gate goon even though i had a perfect wall on othello

in that same game i also got nervous and somehow hotkeyed 12 scvs instead of my vultures to 3 and then sent 12 scvs to his 4th base and at that point I just quit because I hated myself
RIP Aaliyah
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
February 07 2010 06:32 GMT
#10
out...
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
February 07 2010 06:32 GMT
#11
lol what a douche
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8182 Posts
February 07 2010 06:33 GMT
#12
this makes a lot of sense
Free Palestine
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66366 Posts
February 07 2010 06:33 GMT
#13
lol that's kinda sad and embarassing
POGGERS
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 07 2010 06:35 GMT
#14
On February 07 2010 15:29 boesthius wrote:
i really wish you were a doctor

i think you should wear a labcoat if i ever meet you~


I have a labcoat ;o
RIP Aaliyah
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 07 2010 06:35 GMT
#15
Aw just keep playing and getting better.

Or skating, whichever you prefer.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
February 07 2010 06:36 GMT
#16
haha you can't be worse than me ~ =P
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
February 07 2010 06:36 GMT
#17
lol drh ;_;
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 07 2010 06:37 GMT
#18
On February 07 2010 15:36 Sigh wrote:
haha you can't be worse than me ~ =P


100% i am, I guarantee it

I only win against mediocre/decent players by cheesing PvT on Destination or Medusa
RIP Aaliyah
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
February 07 2010 06:38 GMT
#19
lol, must have been rough losing to a 9 pool in a PvP
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
February 07 2010 06:39 GMT
#20
On February 07 2010 15:35 BanZu wrote:
Aw just keep playing and getting better.

Or skating, whichever you prefer.


Just keep on skating.
Anyway, we still love you DrH. Keep those baller writeups coming.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
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