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starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
February 07 2010 08:12 GMT
#41
don't worry about bw, mostly i respect you for your blogs about asian girls

+ Show Spoiler +
jk
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
February 07 2010 08:14 GMT
#42
the only solution to your problem is to become an actual doctor and get good at sc

that doesn't really leave time for sleep though
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 07 2010 08:25 GMT
#43
taking pride in my flaws is also one of my favorite things to do as well
why so 진지해?
Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
February 07 2010 08:37 GMT
#44
On February 07 2010 15:38 skronch wrote:
lol, must have been rough losing to a 9 pool in a PvP


I noticed that too lmao
Legends Never Die ;;
Oystein
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Norway1602 Posts
February 07 2010 08:45 GMT
#45
On February 07 2010 15:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
idk cause i write articles i guess

Are there anyone who writes articles who is any decent at this game anyway? There are some mods like Nazgul\Eri who is good, but they never (or extremely rarely at least) write anything for the site.

Tho I guess chill maybe falls into this category.
God Hates a Coward
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
February 07 2010 09:02 GMT
#46
If they were decent at the game, they would be playing on ICCUP instead of writing articles

Maybe you can break the mold Oystein
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 07 2010 09:19 GMT
#47
On February 07 2010 17:45 Oystein wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 15:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
idk cause i write articles i guess

Are there anyone who writes articles who is any decent at this game anyway? There are some mods like Nazgul\Eri who is good, but they never (or extremely rarely at least) write anything for the site.

Tho I guess chill maybe falls into this category.


to answer your question: No.

But they write articles about progamer stuff and NONE of us are on the "progamer" level of understanding/timing etc.. and still are anywhere near a "writer" of sorts.

I don't think them sucking at bw has any effect on the legitimacy of their articles. I find it awesome actually that they write from a more "fanboy/enthusiast" perspective.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
February 07 2010 09:21 GMT
#48
On February 07 2010 17:45 Oystein wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 15:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
idk cause i write articles i guess

Are there anyone who writes articles who is any decent at this game anyway? There are some mods like Nazgul\Eri who is good, but they never (or extremely rarely at least) write anything for the site.

Tho I guess chill maybe falls into this category.


most sportswriters never played the sport(s) they write about beyond a high school level, why should e-sports be different?
aiyeeta
Profile Joined June 2007
United States199 Posts
February 07 2010 09:23 GMT
#49
On February 07 2010 18:02 Masamune wrote:
If they were decent at the game, they would be playing on ICCUP instead of writing articles


Hehe, a fraction of the ESPN staff actually played professionally. Every now and then you need a celebrity endorsement, but you know behind them are a team of sweaty nerds watching games and writing about them nonstop

oh, and WARNING: Dr. Helvetica is apparently not a real doctor, do not let him touch your genitals

+ Show Spoiler +
unless he's sporting that labcoat
"...And that was the first time I got crabs"
Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
February 07 2010 09:37 GMT
#50
But if he doesn't touch them then who will?
Only a fool would die laughing. I was a fool.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
February 07 2010 09:39 GMT
#51
On February 07 2010 15:44 unit wrote:
just got back into sc after 3 weeks(ish) away due to a comp crash and dont have the rep of that game in my autorep folder its nice to play vs ppl i see posting on tl.net...and u werent the worst person ive played i just didnt think that someone who posted THAT much would be that far behind >.<

edit: im also D+ w/PvP being my best mu (im on the fringe of C- now that i fixed my PvT...thx day[9])


Ha I used to be like that, always thinking that people with high post counts must be good at sc and that people well known on TL must be good at sc.
Lasted until I played my first match against someone from TL.
Now it feels more like the other way around ^^, those who post a whole lot per week usually dont play that much, incontrol being one of very few exceptions.
beep boop
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
February 07 2010 09:43 GMT
#52
On February 07 2010 18:23 aiyeeta wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 18:02 Masamune wrote:
If they were decent at the game, they would be playing on ICCUP instead of writing articles


Hehe, a fraction of the ESPN staff actually played professionally. Every now and then you need a celebrity endorsement, but you know behind them are a team of sweaty nerds watching games and writing about them nonstop

Yeah, but usually sportscasters and the likes who did play professionally are retired or injured etc., and are now commenting on the game. When they are in their prime, they are usually still playing their respective games.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
February 07 2010 09:44 GMT
#53
Don't worry man, your articles are still awesome.
Brood War loyalist
Oystein
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Norway1602 Posts
February 07 2010 09:49 GMT
#54
On February 07 2010 18:19 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 17:45 Oystein wrote:
On February 07 2010 15:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
idk cause i write articles i guess

Are there anyone who writes articles who is any decent at this game anyway? There are some mods like Nazgul\Eri who is good, but they never (or extremely rarely at least) write anything for the site.

Tho I guess chill maybe falls into this category.


to answer your question: No.

But they write articles about progamer stuff and NONE of us are on the "progamer" level of understanding/timing etc.. and still are anywhere near a "writer" of sorts.

I don't think them sucking at bw has any effect on the legitimacy of their articles. I find it awesome actually that they write from a more "fanboy/enthusiast" perspective.

Did not mean it that way, meant it in the way that it should not be a surprise he is bad since none of the writers here are actually good, since he was assuming a writer would be good :p

I have no problems with the articles the people here write since pretty much all of them are excellent, well written, well thought out and a million times more articulate than I could have ever written them. + They do lots and lots of volunteer work making this site as great as it is.

That is not to say I don`t correct people when they are making obvious mistakes in comments regarding the games (Hi PLexa`s powerrank) but I still highly respect the work these people are putting into their writing.
God Hates a Coward
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 07 2010 09:50 GMT
#55
yeah I didn't intend to make it look like you were being anything abrasive.. I know you weren't.

I'm watching TSL/pokering AND posting on TL so I am kinda doing a poor job of all 3 lol, excuse me heh
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 15:43:16
February 07 2010 15:20 GMT
#56
oh btw a divine source sent me the rep

[image loading]


and u were using your frozenmarine acct (how did u get 339 apm and be THAT far off your build???)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 23:10:09
February 07 2010 23:07 GMT
#57
I think a lot of time people fail and make the connection that people who write about sports/strategy are good at it in real time. It's a big difference. Especially since when you are writing about something you have all the time in the world to do so, execution in game under stress on the fly is a skill in itself as we all know.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 07 2010 23:09 GMT
#58
HAHAHAAH
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
February 07 2010 23:30 GMT
#59
On February 07 2010 18:39 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 15:44 unit wrote:
just got back into sc after 3 weeks(ish) away due to a comp crash and dont have the rep of that game in my autorep folder its nice to play vs ppl i see posting on tl.net...and u werent the worst person ive played i just didnt think that someone who posted THAT much would be that far behind >.<

edit: im also D+ w/PvP being my best mu (im on the fringe of C- now that i fixed my PvT...thx day[9])


Ha I used to be like that, always thinking that people with high post counts must be good at sc and that people well known on TL must be good at sc.
Lasted until I played my first match against someone from TL.
Now it feels more like the other way around ^^, those who post a whole lot per week usually dont play that much, incontrol being one of very few exceptions.

that must have been me
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 02:05:19
February 08 2010 02:01 GMT
#60
People used to recognise my ID on battle.net and ask me if I was Chef from PGTour. I'm not, but I went with it because I like being complimented

On February 07 2010 17:45 Oystein wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 15:27 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
idk cause i write articles i guess

Are there anyone who writes articles who is any decent at this game anyway? There are some mods like Nazgul\Eri who is good, but they never (or extremely rarely at least) write anything for the site.

Tho I guess chill maybe falls into this category.

I'm decent, but I've never written anything for Final Edit or News... mostly just lame blogs about Zerglings and Probes. I would write something for the Pro Scene, but it seems like everyone just has it covered, so I don't want to double up on articles or steal their thunder. That's why I just write silly stuff
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