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My friend and I are walking through the vivid crowd when we meet some guys I know from school. They don't have the looks or eloquence and some people call them nerds but I respect them because they are good people at heart.
I ask if they want to join us smoking weed and surprisingly they say yes.
The year is 2003, I'm 17 years old, it's summer and the whole city is dressing up medieval style for 3 days. Everybody is drinking, girls are easy, everybody is having a good time.
We walk to the next best windowsill and my friend starts building a joint. Hundreds of people surround us but I have so much weed and alcohol in my system that I could not care less.
Out of nowhere three policemen and one policewoman appear and ask us what we are doing. I take a look around but the guys from school seem to have vanished. The police grab our weed and escort my friend and me to the police station.
There the woman writes down my name and address. She is pretty young about 23 and good looking. I insult her and ask if she's not ashamed to join the police and what her friends think about it. She really seems to be hurt.
One policeman tells me to follow him and I walk into a large room with chairs and a big table. The other two policemen are already waiting there and tell me to strip down.
I have a huge grin on my face as I'm dropping my boxershorts. Then they say I can go.
Outside my friend is already waiting and I ask if he had to get naked too. He says yes and we laugh our asses off.
I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
  
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England2669 Posts
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I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
wut
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On February 04 2010 06:06 Whiplash wrote:Show nested quote +
I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
wut
a church is a place, and usually has secluded back areas, a lot of pot smokers go to church grounds to smoke
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Live2Win
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On February 04 2010 06:04 underscore wrote:
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There the woman writes down my name and address. She is pretty young about 23 and good looking. I insult her and ask if she's not ashamed to join the police and what her friends think about it. She really seems to be hurt.
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you say that as if you were proud of it :/ that's fucked up
pretty stupid story overall.
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On February 04 2010 06:15 Live2Win wrote:
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what the hell? never played any sports? physical education???
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Me neither.
Why is it an insult to ask a policewoman what her friends think about her being a police woman?
I like that you smoke weed straight after you got searched lol
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I went to a nudist colony once. It was pretty crazy. Kind of fun and liberating, but also kind of creepy.
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I believe I was naked when I left my mothers womb..
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here you would get jailed for 2 years.
think about it.
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you are totally stoned right now aren't you
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On February 04 2010 06:28 Lovin wrote:
I believe I was naked when I left my mothers womb..
You were wearing a pinstripe suit.
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5/5
I like your story. I don't think it's a true account, but it somehow possesses a quiet elegance.
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I thoroughly enjoyed the story. 5/5
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You know there's a high thread right
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On February 04 2010 06:34 Chill wrote:
This didn't happen.
You've become such a cynic recently.
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On February 04 2010 07:17 BuGzlToOnl wrote:You've become such a cynic recently.
Recently? Lol.
I love Chill because he's 4RELA.
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On February 04 2010 06:34 Chill wrote:
This didn't happen.
This is almost as believable as Intothewow's blog.
Didn't come out right.
+ Show Spoiler [idiocy] +Trying to say that intothewow's blog was more believable without sarcasm...
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On February 04 2010 06:47 huameng wrote:
you are totally stoned right now aren't you
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Glad that some of you liked it. This is a true story that I tried telling through the eyes of the person I was back then. I'm not smoking weed anymore and not proud of insulting the young woman.
It just is what it is a small extract of mans life you don't know.
If you liked it I recommend reading Charles Bukowski he is actually good at this.
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Nothing like police resources being used effectively to protect society.... lol
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
On February 04 2010 06:04 underscore wrote:+ Show Spoiler +My friend and I are walking through the vivid crowd when we meet some guys I know from school. They don't have the looks or eloquence and some people call them nerds but I respect them because they are good people at heart.
I ask if they want to join us smoking weed and surprisingly they say yes.
The year is 2003, I'm 17 years old, it's summer and the whole city is dressing up medieval style for 3 days. Everybody is drinking, girls are easy, everybody is having a good time.
We walk to the next best windowsill and my friend starts building a joint. Hundreds of people surround us but I have so much weed and alcohol in my system that I could not care less.
Out of nowhere three policemen and one policewoman appear and ask us what we are doing. I take a look around but the guys from school seem to have vanished. The police grab our weed and escort my friend and me to the police station.
There the woman writes down my name and address. She is pretty young about 23 and good looking. I insult her and ask if she's not ashamed to join the police and what her friends think about it. She really seems to be hurt.
One policeman tells me to follow him and I walk into a large room with chairs and a big table. The other two policemen are already waiting there and tell me to strip down. Then they say I can go. Outside my friend is already waiting and I ask if he had to get naked too. He says yes and we laugh our asses off. I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
I'm sure their grins were bigger at this point. lol 
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worst blog i have ever read
you have some serious character flaws and i have no respect for you as a person
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You guys are trolled so easily 
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On February 04 2010 06:47 huameng wrote:
you are totally stoned right now aren't you
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United States889 Posts
This will surely be a story you tell your kids someday. And they will be proud of you, to be sure.
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On February 04 2010 06:34 Chill wrote:
This didn't happen.
Friend got pulled over, found weed on him, got a ticket and came home and smoked... Not that hard to believe.
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On February 04 2010 08:32 G5 wrote:
worst blog i have ever read
you have some serious character flaws and i have no respect for you as a person
lol
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were you high when you wrote, or decided to write this?
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On February 04 2010 08:34 Boblion wrote:You guys are trolled so easily
Whos getting trolled?
I dont give a fuck what this guy was thinking when posting the blog, it was midly amusing, and short enough to read, so why not write a one-liner answer of your choice.
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I remember my first time getting naked in front of strangers. Unlike you it was my own will. Respect the police and they'll respect you. Don't diss them for the sake of dissing them.
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seriously though you need some help
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whoa amazing story bro
u sure sho'd dem copz
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how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed
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United States4796 Posts
High thread please. 
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this guy just writes nonsensical short stories, previous one was better. It was more cohesive. This one not as descriptive, and not enough detail.
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On February 04 2010 13:52 Methos wrote:
how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed
he had a fucking joint lol...it's not even that much weed
you're not going to go to jail for having a fucking joint lol
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On February 05 2010 04:25 Amnesia wrote:Show nested quote +On February 04 2010 13:52 Methos wrote:
how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed he had a fucking joint lol...it's not even that much weed you're not going to go to jail for having a fucking joint lol
Maybe you don't realize how bad weed is for you? One Marijuana cigarette is like a gram of Meth.
You should of thanked those cops for saving you from your Marijuana addiction. It is one of the most dangerous drugs on this planet and the police should definitely not be doing other non important things like arresting burglars/crack dealers.
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On February 05 2010 07:40 ..Slick... wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2010 04:25 Amnesia wrote:On February 04 2010 13:52 Methos wrote:
how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed he had a fucking joint lol...it's not even that much weed you're not going to go to jail for having a fucking joint lol Maybe you don't realize how bad weed is for you? One Marijuana cigarette is like a gram of Meth. You should of thanked those cops for saving you from your Marijuana addiction. It is one of the most dangerous drugs on this planet and the police should definitely not be doing other non important things like arresting burglars/crack dealers.
marijuana...dangerous?
ROFL
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On February 05 2010 08:50 Amnesia wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2010 07:40 ..Slick... wrote:On February 05 2010 04:25 Amnesia wrote:On February 04 2010 13:52 Methos wrote:
how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed he had a fucking joint lol...it's not even that much weed you're not going to go to jail for having a fucking joint lol Maybe you don't realize how bad weed is for you? One Marijuana cigarette is like a gram of Meth. You should of thanked those cops for saving you from your Marijuana addiction. It is one of the most dangerous drugs on this planet and the police should definitely not be doing other non important things like arresting burglars/crack dealers. marijuana...dangerous? ROFL I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess he was being sarcastic 
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iNcontroL
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On February 05 2010 08:50 Amnesia wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2010 07:40 ..Slick... wrote:On February 05 2010 04:25 Amnesia wrote:On February 04 2010 13:52 Methos wrote:
how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed he had a fucking joint lol...it's not even that much weed you're not going to go to jail for having a fucking joint lol Maybe you don't realize how bad weed is for you? One Marijuana cigarette is like a gram of Meth. You should of thanked those cops for saving you from your Marijuana addiction. It is one of the most dangerous drugs on this planet and the police should definitely not be doing other non important things like arresting burglars/crack dealers. marijuana...dangerous? ROFL
Where you from bud?
Does it rhyme with armenia?
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On February 05 2010 19:15 {88}iNcontroL wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2010 08:50 Amnesia wrote:On February 05 2010 07:40 ..Slick... wrote:On February 05 2010 04:25 Amnesia wrote:On February 04 2010 13:52 Methos wrote:
how did you not get in jail for getting caught with weed he had a fucking joint lol...it's not even that much weed you're not going to go to jail for having a fucking joint lol Maybe you don't realize how bad weed is for you? One Marijuana cigarette is like a gram of Meth. You should of thanked those cops for saving you from your Marijuana addiction. It is one of the most dangerous drugs on this planet and the police should definitely not be doing other non important things like arresting burglars/crack dealers. marijuana...dangerous? ROFL Where you from bud? Does it rhyme with armenia?
yeah i guess in mauritania he has more dangerous things, like military coups, to worry about
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