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My friend and I are walking through the vivid crowd when we meet some guys I know from school. They don't have the looks or eloquence and some people call them nerds but I respect them because they are good people at heart.
I ask if they want to join us smoking weed and surprisingly they say yes.
The year is 2003, I'm 17 years old, it's summer and the whole city is dressing up medieval style for 3 days. Everybody is drinking, girls are easy, everybody is having a good time.
We walk to the next best windowsill and my friend starts building a joint. Hundreds of people surround us but I have so much weed and alcohol in my system that I could not care less.
Out of nowhere three policemen and one policewoman appear and ask us what we are doing. I take a look around but the guys from school seem to have vanished. The police grab our weed and escort my friend and me to the police station.
There the woman writes down my name and address. She is pretty young about 23 and good looking. I insult her and ask if she's not ashamed to join the police and what her friends think about it. She really seems to be hurt.
One policeman tells me to follow him and I walk into a large room with chairs and a big table. The other two policemen are already waiting there and tell me to strip down.
I have a huge grin on my face as I'm dropping my boxershorts. Then they say I can go.
Outside my friend is already waiting and I ask if he had to get naked too. He says yes and we laugh our asses off.
I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
  
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England2669 Posts
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I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
wut
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On February 04 2010 06:06 Whiplash wrote:Show nested quote +
I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.
wut
a church is a place, and usually has secluded back areas, a lot of pot smokers go to church grounds to smoke
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Live2Win
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On February 04 2010 06:04 underscore wrote:
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There the woman writes down my name and address. She is pretty young about 23 and good looking. I insult her and ask if she's not ashamed to join the police and what her friends think about it. She really seems to be hurt.
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you say that as if you were proud of it :/ that's fucked up
pretty stupid story overall.
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On February 04 2010 06:15 Live2Win wrote:
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what the hell? never played any sports? physical education???
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Me neither.
Why is it an insult to ask a policewoman what her friends think about her being a police woman?
I like that you smoke weed straight after you got searched lol
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I went to a nudist colony once. It was pretty crazy. Kind of fun and liberating, but also kind of creepy.
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I believe I was naked when I left my mothers womb..
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Calgary25991 Posts
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here you would get jailed for 2 years.
think about it.
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you are totally stoned right now aren't you
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EPT
