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Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
February 03 2010 21:55 GMT
#21
On February 04 2010 06:28 Lovin wrote:
I believe I was naked when I left my mothers womb..

You were wearing a pinstripe suit.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
February 03 2010 22:00 GMT
#22
5/5
I like your story. I don't think it's a true account, but it somehow possesses a quiet elegance.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
February 03 2010 22:09 GMT
#23
I thoroughly enjoyed the story. 5/5
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
February 03 2010 22:10 GMT
#24
You know there's a high thread right
Oh no
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
February 03 2010 22:17 GMT
#25
On February 04 2010 06:34 Chill wrote:
This didn't happen.


You've become such a cynic recently.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 03 2010 22:19 GMT
#26
On February 04 2010 07:17 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2010 06:34 Chill wrote:
This didn't happen.


You've become such a cynic recently.



Recently? Lol.

I love Chill because he's 4RELA.
Chains none
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-03 22:26:08
February 03 2010 22:23 GMT
#27
On February 04 2010 06:34 Chill wrote:
This didn't happen.


This is almost as believable as Intothewow's blog.

Didn't come out right.

+ Show Spoiler [idiocy] +
Trying to say that intothewow's blog was more believable without sarcasm...
Hi.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 03 2010 22:30 GMT
#28
On February 04 2010 06:47 huameng wrote:
you are totally stoned right now aren't you

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
February 03 2010 22:32 GMT
#29
lul wut
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
February 03 2010 22:36 GMT
#30
hi tdot
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
underscore
Profile Joined August 2009
252 Posts
February 03 2010 22:38 GMT
#31
Glad that some of you liked it. This is a true story that I tried telling through the eyes of the person I was back then. I'm not smoking weed anymore and not proud of insulting the young woman.
It just is what it is a small extract of mans life you don't know.
If you liked it I recommend reading Charles Bukowski he is actually good at this.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 03 2010 22:51 GMT
#32
grats.
Hello
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-03 23:10:49
February 03 2010 23:10 GMT
#33
Nothing like police resources being used effectively to protect society.... lol
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-03 23:30:11
February 03 2010 23:29 GMT
#34
On February 04 2010 06:04 underscore wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
My friend and I are walking through the vivid crowd when we meet some guys I know from school. They don't have the looks or eloquence and some people call them nerds but I respect them because they are good people at heart.
I ask if they want to join us smoking weed and surprisingly they say yes.
The year is 2003, I'm 17 years old, it's summer and the whole city is dressing up medieval style for 3 days. Everybody is drinking, girls are easy, everybody is having a good time.
We walk to the next best windowsill and my friend starts building a joint. Hundreds of people surround us but I have so much weed and alcohol in my system that I could not care less.
Out of nowhere three policemen and one policewoman appear and ask us what we are doing. I take a look around but the guys from school seem to have vanished. The police grab our weed and escort my friend and me to the police station.
There the woman writes down my name and address. She is pretty young about 23 and good looking. I insult her and ask if she's not ashamed to join the police and what her friends think about it. She really seems to be hurt.
One policeman tells me to follow him and I walk into a large room with chairs and a big table. The other two policemen are already waiting there and tell me to strip down.

I have a huge grin on my face as I'm dropping my boxershorts. Then they say I can go.
Outside my friend is already waiting and I ask if he had to get naked too. He says yes and we laugh our asses off.
I grab my phone call a friend and tell him to meet us at the church, we need to smoke some weed to calm our nerves.


I'm sure their grins were bigger at this point. lol
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
February 03 2010 23:32 GMT
#35
worst blog i have ever read

you have some serious character flaws and i have no respect for you as a person
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
February 03 2010 23:34 GMT
#36
You guys are trolled so easily
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
February 03 2010 23:43 GMT
#37
magnificent tale, chap.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
February 03 2010 23:48 GMT
#38
On February 04 2010 06:47 huameng wrote:
you are totally stoned right now aren't you

"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
February 04 2010 00:44 GMT
#39
Well... ok then.
Legends Never Die ;;
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 04 2010 01:02 GMT
#40
5/5 will read sequel
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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