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I wake up. The light is on and it's brighter outside than I expected. I'm feeling tired as hell, probably only slept one or two hours wich is a good thing as it won't mess up my sleeping schedule.
I stand up and feel how my feet connect me to the world. The silent earth quake won't bring me down.
Not really hungry but I know I need to eat something, so I confidently stagger to the kitchen and see the clock hand pointing at 9. Food tastes like shit but it doesn't make me puke and calms me.
I sit right next to my dog who is semi-sleeping on the couch. He manages to stay there for one minute before he seeks another spot to lie down. When dogs avoid you know you're not exactly at the the top of the world.
Time to take a shower.
The water is too warm but I'm not sure if I can handle the rush of cold water. I quickly dismiss the thought when I notice how I'm slowly growing a real beard. Wet facial hair is the most disgusting thing you can do to yourself.
How do people with beards deal with that? I really want to know. Please leave a comment.
I dry myself with a towel that feels like sandpaper then put on fresh clothes and sit in front of my computer. I take a peek at the clock and notice that it's actually 9 o'clock the morning.
My new estimate is that I slept about 14 hours.
 
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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This is fantastic... no joke. Keep it up
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1/5 for the facial hair hate
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what did you do dude!!
update us! It seems like an in-chronological novel!
hope u feel better~
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beards are great.
even wet ones.
*_*
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my personal record is 16h, and i must say i'm quite proud of myself
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lol awesome stry...... i loved it
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I can pretty much relate to that, I've been like that the last week. Neeeed... to... shave...
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your stories are horrible
sounds like some pretentious crap i used to try when i was 14-15. But now when i read it i feel ashamed - thats how bad it was. And this is worse than what i wrote back then
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The crowd is only as tough as the stories are to our brains.
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Reminds me of Freud's theory of pathos and self destruction. Except I don't understand the reason for your title
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my face is so itchy fuck facial hair
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This totally sounds like the next day after doing meth.
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On February 04 2010 07:22 sassy wrote:
your stories are horrible
sounds like some pretentious crap i used to try when i was 14-15. But now when i read it i feel ashamed - thats how bad it was. And this is worse than what i wrote back then
That's a feeling I have a lot actually. I read something that even has commercial success, and I'll think 'good lord this sounds like stuff I write in 20 minutes when I'm drunk at 4am." Andre Alexis, I'm talking about you :@ ! It's not that hard to write stream of consciousness and I really don't know why it's praised so. Or at least, if people enjoy reading writing like that, I wish they'd enjoy writing that actually takes effort and thought even more. I think I've read enough that I really get bored of the former, because it's so cliche. It's like 1940s Noir fiction, except without the creativity, and a lot more passages about this sandwich I had for lunch which was okay, but not good enough to get my mind off a little cold I've had for 3 days, and a co-worker who said something mean to me. But then, that's about the quality of writing I put up on TL too, so I can't complain 
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lol never insult beards on TL it backfires hard
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I thought this was quite good. Ignore the haters.
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damn how do you write with that kind of style
wish i knew
On February 04 2010 07:22 sassy wrote:
your stories are horrible
sounds like some pretentious crap i used to try when i was 14-15. But now when i read it i feel ashamed - thats how bad it was. And this is worse than what i wrote back then
jerk
i like reading it
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