After going to my physical therapist I stopped at my acupuncturist and asked him if he saw my psychologist who was out at lunch (ironically) with my dermatologist which is fucking STUPID cause my dentist said on facebook that she saw my hot chemist friend talking to my entomologist about how good I am with ladies. I mean, they fly from Brazil and strip for me on conference call but this fucking well established, community contributing hot doctor lady with her own practice isn't interested in a younger hypochondriac male? Blows my mind.

btw I have like 6 mentors and I might have found a new one in this cosmotoligist I spoke with today. He was asian and maybe knew about starcraft but he laughed a lot so I like him. Some day I want to be him.

Warrior Madness

Canada3791 Posts

January 23 2010 06:12 GMT

#53

On January 23 2010 14:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
After going to my physical therapist I stopped at my acupuncturist and asked him if he saw my psychologist who was out at lunch (ironically) with my dermatologist which is fucking STUPID cause my dentist said on facebook that she saw my hot chemist friend talking to my entomologist about how good I am with ladies. I mean, they fly from Brazil and strip for me on conference call but this fucking well established, community contributing hot doctor lady with her own practice isn't interested in a younger hypochondriac male? Blows my mind.

btw I have like 6 mentors and I might have found a new one in this cosmotoligist I spoke with today. He was asian and maybe knew about starcraft but he laughed a lot so I like him. Some day I want to be him.

Can you be my mentor for making sarcastic remarks? Chill is already a mentor so I could have a little braintrust of sarcasm mentors. Then maybe I can make some clever sarcastic remarks on somebody's blog and then blog about how good I am at making sarcastic remarks and then tie it in with starcraft somehow.

DoX.)

Singapore6164 Posts

January 23 2010 06:27 GMT

#54

Conclusion: Girls are too much trouble; Watch Starcraft instead

LuMiX

China5757 Posts

January 23 2010 06:39 GMT

#55

haha funny blog, i liked it.

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

January 23 2010 07:23 GMT

#56

On January 23 2010 15:12 Warrior Madness wrote:

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d3_crescentia

United States4053 Posts

January 23 2010 07:36 GMT

#57

so THAT's how you pronounce bonjwa

edit: here's my take on it - you just found a woman (not a girl!) who's had a lot of life experience and went through a lot of stuff. while she might have always been a naturally attractive person you can be sure that 10 years ago she probably wasn't as refined as she is now, maybe even to the point of the other girls you've been dating. just consider it your first taste of much more to come in the future ^_^

JohannesH

Finland1364 Posts

January 23 2010 08:43 GMT

#58

On January 23 2010 12:02 micronesia wrote:
OP: ty for writing that out haha. It's a bit unbelievable (both the first 3/4 and the last couple of paragraphs) but I enjoyed it.

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So you say. Then you offer to help me... and give up 1 minute later.

I have good advice. Redirect to sex.